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November 13th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Stopping Traffic

I don’t care how your arousal wiring is connected, there’s no way that this wouldn’t be a distraction to see during your morning commute. “Yes, Bob, Chopper 5 eye-in-the-sky is on the scene, and there does indeed seem to be a slowdown on the 409 this morning, some sort of traffic disturbance…”

naked gay man on a motorcycle with his erection hanging down and his ass crack wide open

Photo is from the amazing collection of vintage gay porn at BJ’s Land.

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November 12th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Dick On A Stick: The Early Days

Does anybody remember my rantish query back in 2010 when I speculated about the pornographic logic of the dick on a stick? The commenters and I came up with quite a long list of reasons why the use of a dildo on a lengthy pole might solve various problems for porn producers, but we didn’t really make progress on my root question, namely, is there an audience for it? Is it a fetish, or just a practicality?

Thirteen years later I’m no closer to having any answers, but I did find a dick-on-a-stick example that proves the practice had decades of history when I first raised the questions. This dick on a stick bondage photo is from an undated Color Climax bondage magazine (Bondage King Size #3) published in Copenhagen, in the 1970s or perhaps the early 1980s:

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November 11th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

A Wedding At Nudist Camp

Speaking as we just were about people who need a frosting management strategy, this happy nude couple cutting their wedding cake have it pretty easy. No matter how much cake they rub on their bodies, cleanup is a simple matter of lips and tongues!

naked wedding cake cutting

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November 10th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Mind Where The Frosting Goes

Here’s a fragment of good advice that I overheard, perhaps on TikTok:

“Sis, if you are not trying to bake a bun in your oven, be a toaster strudel, not a Twinkie.”

Whether you’re glazing, frosting, icing, or stuffing your sweet bit of pastry, it’s important to have a plan, yeah?

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November 9th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Blowjob: The Setup

Her lips aren’t wrapped around his impressive schlong yet, but judging by her anticipatory smile, that’s about to change:

woman with her pussy showing is handling an impressive cock and looks like she's about to suck it

From Vintage Lust.

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November 8th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

The View From Up Here Is Amazing!

 
November 7th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Dreaming Of Large Women

Dee Siren nude in a field

There’s a scene in The Princess Bride where the Dread Pirate Roberts has just bested Fezzic the giant in hand-to-hand combat. He tells the unconscious Fezzik “Sleep well, and dream of large women.” As if we don’t all have those dreams?

Lexie looks happy to see you

One of the things I really like about having been (at least tangentially) in the porn business for a couple of decades now is all the ways it has gotten better, or at least somewhat less toxic. Porn stars were all super-skinny once, or they were very large women indeed, described by offensive keywords not fit to print in this space, and treated as hyper-niche fetish material.

Lorna Blu sticks her thick booty out

Progress, however, does happen. Nowadays there’s a considerable array of different body types we can see in porn, and we also have words like “thick” (or “thicc”) that can be, and routinely are, used to describe bigger-than-cocaine-chic bodies with unfettered admiration. It’s hard to explain how refreshing that is, or how utterly absent from our discourses about beauty such words used to be.

Arianna Sinn sits seductively

It’s good to live in a time when nude thick women like the ones in this post are as easy to find online as any other body type. I’m not saying the porn industry is uniformly kind to models who diverge from the petite old-school norms, because I’m sure that’s not true. But using words of admiration to categorize them on a porn site is a huge improvement from the days when the only available keywords and descriptors were deliberately judgmental and offensive.

Sexy Syntia on the kitchen table

Here on ErosBlog I have something of a knee-jerk reaction that usually prevents me from lumping women (porn models or not) into subjective keyword categories. If, as here, I take a set of images from a site that describes them all as “thick”, that’s one thing; but doing it myself feels like an objectification too far. I won’t look at a photo of a darker-skinned woman and try to ascribe to her an ethnicity or racial category based on her appearance, either, although I may well transcribe and report such categorizations that others have attempted. It’s just not a job I’m good at, or comfortable attempting. But more importantly, it’s not a job that ever feels very important to me. I suppose you might say that I prefer to enjoy female beauty without feeling the need to box it up and lump it into a category.

Zafiro Herrera shows off her fine bodacious booty

Models in the photos, from top to bottom, are: Dee Siren, Lexie, Lorna Blu, Arianna Sinn, Syntia, and Zafiro Herrera.

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