December 31st, 2012 -- by Bacchus
So I saw this line on a raunchy porn Tumblr somewhere:
My favourite fuck-holes, in order of preference: MOUTH, ASSHOLE, then PUSSY.
And it made me feel…old.
You know why?
Because I am old, would be the flip answer; though in fact I’m only just sorta middle-aged. But what I mean is, I’m old enough to remember when being “all about the pussy” was a defining character of manliness. Hookers were still using “Greek” as a euphemism for anal sex between a man and a woman, and it was expressly because of the reputation the classical Greeks had for man-on-boy anal. Men could get blowjobs but you didn’t admit to licking pussy (sissy!) or wanting to fuck your woman up the butt. If you wanted to put it up her ass, the thinking was, it was because you were a closet homo without even the courage to try it with a man.
So I saw that quote on that Tumblr and it was a “wow, the world really has changed” moment for me. Which of course it has. The discourse about sex of all kinds the internet has enabled has radically changed our sexual world.
December 30th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
I’m pretty sure this object was not designed for use as an anal speculum for humans:
But we are the inventive monkeys, right?
From Electrosluts.
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December 29th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
As always, we start with the basics. Boys, pay attention:
If you want some hot cougar action, pull up your pants, please!
That’s Nina Hartley as quoted by Carol Queen.
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December 28th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
From Eros magazine.
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December 27th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
So I just saw Barbara Walters on TV, asking the Obamas “So why where you hugging so hard in Iowa?”
As Michelle takes a breath to answer, Barak jumps in with a shaking head and a genial tone that nonetheless conveys he’s answering a stupid question: “Because I love my wife!” The “Duh…” was unstated but audible nonetheless.
See also: Does Barak Obama Spank His Wife?
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December 26th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
The recent conversation about humiliation in the comments on this post were fresh in my mind when I stumbled over this photo on the front page of a site called Cum Hogs:
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December 25th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
For just a fleeting moment — before the full visual impact of the gratuitous pornstar lip-collagen kicked in — I thought this was Penny from the Big Bang Theory (actress Kaley Cuoco). OMG, did Leonard build Penny a Sybian-style female masturbation machine for Christmas? Just how kinky is this show going to get?
In fact, the sex-toy-riding girl is Courtney Taylor, which is a lot more obvious from this angle. But she’s clearly enjoying the fancy sex machine she found under her Christmas tree!
Pictures are from the Christmas Day special shoot at Fucking Machines, a Kink Unlimited channel. Merry Christmas!
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