December 11th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
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December 10th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Wash Her Mouth Out With Soap
Did you know that “mouth soaping” is a thing? An erotic thing, a fantasy punishment with fetishists who enjoy doing it, watching it, or experiencing it?
It appears to be taxonomically close to the spanking fetish (Spanking Blog has a bunch of mouthsoaping posts) and perhaps shares a common genesis in real-life punishments witnessed, experienced, threatened, or overheard at a young age. Sometimes I wonder how many fetishes are like that; if there’s good science on it, I haven’t seen it. But the meme, at least, was out there when I was growing up — “I’ll wash that dirty mouth out with soap!” was something I heard grownups say, though I always considered it an empty threat.
Images are from a California Star fetish video.
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December 9th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Messy Twister: It’s On
I wouldn’t have thought naked twister could be improved upon, but that was before I heard of messy twister.
I guess you could theoretically play messy twister with clothes on. Sure, you could. Hell, people swim with clothes on all the time. But it wouldn’t, I think, be the pinnacle of the sport.
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December 8th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Glass Candy Cane Insertion Toy
So I saw something this Christmas season that totally made me go “Ho ho ho!” The Glass Candy Cane is a gorgeous stocking stuffer that could totally stuff other stuff too if you get my drift and I know you do:
Even thought it’s a large (12 inches overall length) Pyrex-glass insertable sex toy, it still manages to look (almost) totally innocent — and very festive! — sitting right there in the Christmas stocking for the world to see. That’s a bonus and a half. The sales copy reads:
The slippery smooth, long end of the shaft provides 6.5 inches of delicious Pyrex pleasure, while the curved end can be used to target more hard-to-reach places. Made of waterproof, hypoallergenic, odor and phthalate-free Pyrex glass that wonderfully retains and transmits heat and cold, this firm, hefty stick is sure to bring gasps of delight — on Christmas morning or any morning.
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December 7th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Worst Birthday Card Ever
For a 13-year-old girl? Seriously? This is so awful, on so many levels, my brain refuses to parse it:
Source: @cheesyhel on Twitter
December 7th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
“Hard To Tell The Virgins From The Hookers”
This blog post has one of those titles that’s not going to make a lot of sense unless you follow the link and read what you find there.
“The link” being this: Dr. Marty Klein’s observations about Sex In Hong Kong, after a week in that city training sex ed teachers.
It’s a fascinating little capsule-sketch of the local sexual conditions. Not detailed, probably missing nuances, but useful and interesting nonetheless. A book full of these, one for each country and region and important mega-city in the world, would make an excellent little special-interest encyclopedia.
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December 6th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
A Hexagonal Paradise
How can you find the nerd in the room?
First, you show this picture.
The nerd?
He’s the one who doesn’t mention the schoolgirl with her skirt flipped up and her bottom showing. Nope, he’s saying “Wow! Awesome hexagonal tiles … that bathroom would be a great place for my tabletop miniatures gaming group to meet!”
Image credit: Whipped Ass.
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