September 16th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Wrong Answer
Perverts everywhere should take a lesson from this. Sometimes it pays to give a straight answer to a simple question:
From the excellent Mercwerks! comic by Dave Mercier.
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September 15th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
So Rich He Hired A Girl To…
We’ve all heard about the proverbial guy so busy and so rich he hired somebody to wipe his ass for him. In Japan, if you aren’t quite that rich, you can get manga girls printed on your toilet paper to lick it for you:
What I want to know is, does this come in versions with disgusting politicians and vapid celebrities?
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September 13th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Fetish Fuel, Cosplay Edition
When this went by on The Big Bang Theory my instant thought was “Fetish fuel for more people than Sheldon!”
And then I promptly forgot about it, instead of hunting down a still online and blogging about it. But thanks to the Miracle of Tumblr, somebody else did it for me, with the following commentary:
Damn straight you would. And it would be amazing, educational (for both of you) and after she poured close to 30 years of sexual frustration out on you, used you as a stunt dick for 3 days of unbridled, kinky, cosplay passion — she’d give you a quick nod, hand you a written analysis and show you to the door.
Speaking of which, did anybody see the recent episode of Collection Intervention, the one about the guy with the secretive Catwoman collection and fetish? Did anybody notice that his cute wife would have made an awesome Catwoman, and speculate (as I did) that it’s probably why he fell for her in the first place? If she only knew and was willing to play along (sadly there was no hint in the show that he’d ever even tried to get her into a costume, not even on Halloween) she would absolutely own him.
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September 12th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
First Time Anal Sex
A while back The Redheaded Slut had a new experience:
So I had anal sex for the first time this past weekend. I want to do it again. And again. And again with a dildo in my cunt. And again with hair-pulling and rope.
…
Yes, I enjoyed it. It was such a familiar, yet entirely new experience that I’m struggling to put it into words. There was an intensity of sensation, coupled with a sexy boyfriend saying dirty, filthy things to you as he fucks your ass…
Seriously. This should be happening every morning.
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September 10th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Windows 8: Not Porn Friendly
This article here talks about the porn policies of all the major consumer-oriented cloud data services, revealing industry-wide unwillingness to give clear answers to simple questions like “can I store my porn on your service? And if not, why not?”
For me the eye-opener was Microsoft, however, which has draconian anti-porn policies (you’re not allowed to store “nudity of any sort” on their SkyDrive service). “Fine”, I’m thinking, “because I don’t want cloud data services anyway.” And then I saw this bit:
SkyDrive is connected to your Microsoft account. If Microsoft suspends your SkyDrive, you also lose access to any connected Outlook or Office software or Windows Phone and Xbox 360 devices. This incredibly strict code of conduct could end up cutting off other services you depend on.
And another problem: Microsoft is pushing you to use SkyDrive in Windows 8 and Office 2013. SkyDrive is deeply embedded into the Windows 8 OS.
Depending on what “deeply embedded” turns out to mean in practice, this could mean that if you work in an adult-oriented industry, you’re be unable to safely use a Windows box once Windows 8 achieves widespread distribution. Awesome!
September 9th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
The Horses Are Watching
But I don’t think they care very much about the fucking monkeys:
September 8th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Rough Sex For Whores: WTF?
This story makes me shake my head:
At one point the subject turned to sex and the difference between making love and fucking, and gentle and rough sex.
Mr. Suit was quite opinionated and said he thought that only whores liked rough sex.
After noticing that I had been kind of quiet for a bit he turned to me, put his hand on my leg, and asked me what was wrong.
As I gently but firmly removed his hand, I told him “ummmm, nothing’s really wrong, I just think that you spent a lot of money tonight taking a whore out to dinner, and she’s not gonna fuck you.”
The obvious part is, dude shot himself down by being fetish-negative and judgmental about rough sex before he took the elementary precaution of finding out how his dinner companion felt about it. Stupid!
Hardly the first time, though, that a man’s arrogant assumptions cost him in lost nookie opportunities.
But in my book, he committed double-extra-stupidity by using “whore” pejoratively. It’s one of those words — like “cunt” when it’s used as an insult — the utterance of which implies a huge package of the speaker’s bad attitudes toward women in general. Definitely not a word to trot out when you’re wining-and-dining!
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