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September 22nd, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Strap-On Servicing

By now it’s a venerable tradition that an Ultimate Surrender wrestling match isn’t complete until the loser suffers ritual sexual humiliation at the hands (and often, at the point of a strap-on dildo) of the winner. It’s good to see tradition being respected:

sucking and tit-fucking a strap-on dildo

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September 21st, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Condoms In Porn: The Aesthetics

Given that condoms-in-porn have been the subject of controversy (artistic, political, medical, legal) ever since the early days of the AIDS epidemic and continue to be so, it’s perhaps remarkable that ErosBlog has never (so far as I know) covered any aspect of the issue. Mostly it’s because this blog’s mostly R-rated approach to modern photographic porn makes dicks with raincoats rara avis around here. In much larger part, it’s because I’m ignorant about the legal, medical, and political issues, while I’m mostly apathetic (Ron White’s penetrating observation notwithstanding) about the aesthetics of penises, with or without rubber covers.

Thus I was startled to (s)tumble over an anal sex pic from Explicite Art (see it here) where the visual of the condom struck me as strongly improving the appearance of the porn. Exactly why this might be so, I’m not certain; my best guess is that the slick appearance of the latex stands in for a slippery wet look that (in other sexual contexts, though it’s illogical in this one) suggests natural arousal, which is always sexy. As always, your mileage may vary.

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September 21st, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Penis Plugs: Now With Set Screws!

It’s always an eye-opener to discover (through the medium of sex toys) a whole field of sex stimulus and/or fetish play you never knew existed. Last year when my discovery of the Giant Penis Plug clued me into to the existence of a universe of rings, plugs, and probing devices designed to grab the penis and place/hold metal parts inside the urethra in various painful/pleasurable/controlling ways, my principle reaction was (metaphorically speaking) to clutch at myself and run away. I should have known (but did not immediately discover, due to aforementioned metaphorical fleeing) that whenever men buy toys for themselves that are machined out of steel, models with options, doohickeys, and adjustments quickly begin to flood the market. For instance, how is it possible not to offer something in this line that needs to be adjusted with a wrench?

Turns out, it’s not. Behold the Deep Driller With Cock Ring:

deep driller cock ring with adjustable urethral plug and probe

Here’s the sales copy; note the wrenching specs, AKA porn for the mechanically-inclined:

The Deep Driller is a stainless steel, dual action penis plug and cock ring that has an adjustable length urethral insert that prevents ejaculation, with a sturdy round cock ring to hold it in place. This hardcore piece of hardware is a very clever way to penetrate the urethra while trapping the cock in place.

A handy hex key (or Allen wrench) is included to adjust the plug length (up to 3 inches). Cock torture and chastity enthusiasts will enjoy this device immensely. It’s great for BDSM partners, slaves, Masters or Mistresses… and for solo masochists to play with themselves as well.

Dual action! Adjustable insert! I wonder if I can get that with tritium ghost ring sights and computerized injectors? {FapFapFap} Awshit, now I need a hanky.

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September 20th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Obscene Postcards At The English Seaside

Remember when Dr. Faustus blogged about a 1941 George Orwell essay that looked in detail at the social significance of racy cartoon postcards as offered for sale on the English seaside?

Of course you do:

prominent people showing their prominent bums at the seaside

What you may not know is that in 1954 (long after Orwell’s essay), a very elderly McGill “fell foul of several local censorship committees” and was found guilty of breaking the Obscene Publications Act of 1857. Well, now word comes from Eastbourne on “a sunny seaside pier” with a 21st-update. Some things have changed (the postcards are now photographic) and some things have not (they’re still “cheeky”).

cheeky postcards from the English seaside

Another thing that hasn’t changed from the age when Orwell called these postcards “barely legal” and McGill was convicted of obscenity is that people whose lives are devoid of more important things to worry about are still offended by cheeky seaside humor. Meet Mr. Ashley Steinschauer, an assistant minister at the Elim Family Church in Eastbourne, who is proud to have filed a complaint with the local authorities that triggered a police visit to Mr. Ian Donald’s gift shop:

I was shocked to see the postcard on sale right outside the shop.

I spoke to some elderly residents in Eastbourne and their worry is that the postcards are not cartoons anymore. They are real women and that’s a huge difference.

In Brighton I could understand it, but not here in Eastbourne. It’s damaging the image of the town and making it look sleazy.

“How far down the line does it go and where does it stop? I think it shows a real shift in morality and it’s got to stop.

Fortunately, the cop “did see the funny side” and a member of the same Borough Council that sent him around now acknowledges that “the saucy postcard is a vital part of our seaside heritage.”

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September 18th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

An Act Inspired By Maschalagnia

Maschalagnia … wait, what? Yeah, that’s “armpit fetish” to you, unless you got a very detailed classical education:

armpit fucking, vintage style

Via Vintage Lust.

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September 17th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

The Unexpected Penis

The theme at Kink.com’s new(ish) TS Pussy Hunters site could be characterized as “unexpected (but very welcome) cock”. It’s just a little hard for me to suspend disbelief long enough to pretend that a panty package of this size could be a surprise to her best friend. Supposedly she’s revealing a “secret cock” but how was this monster ever a secret for long?

her best friend\'s secret penis, supposedly

More here.

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September 16th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

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