May 8th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Apparently in Romania, you can ride a motorcycle nude … except you still need a helmet:
A woman riding on the back of a motorbike stark naked was pulled over by police – because she wasn’t wearing her helmet.
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After pulling the motorbike over in Romania, officers let the modern day Lady Godiva off with just a warning and a ticket for not donning a helmet.
The cheeky rider then hopped back on the bike, nude but for a crash helmet, and sped off – giving fellow motorists plenty of photo opportunities.
One disbelieving witness said: ‘The officer was a traffic cop and the only traffic offence she’d committed was in not wearing a helmet.
‘So he gave her a warning and a ticket and told her and her companion to ride on.’

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May 4th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
They say that we are the sort of monkeys for whom grooming each other is an important social function. And if you’d ever seen the predatory gleam in The Nymph’s eye when she spots a hair on me that strikes her as inappropriate in its placement, length, or coloration, you would believe it! But still, I never realized that women were in the habit of grooming each other quite this personally:

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May 3rd, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Some of the classic porn setups never get (too) stale. Meet your cliched sexy medical team:
Introduce one gentleman in desperate need of therapy:
Then you just sort of let nature take its course. While the cameras roll.
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May 3rd, 2012 -- by Bacchus
It is true: “Some of us manage to get through the day without being outsmarted by our genitals.”
Not all of us, and not every day. But, yeah.
May 2nd, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Conundrum: can we still call them “topless dancers” if they are wearing top hats?

From Usenet. You can find this image all over the web, “claimed” and watermarked in various ways, but it appears in actuality to be 1920s and German.
May 2nd, 2012 -- by Bacchus
At first look this couldn’t be a clearer visual metaphor for masturbation:
But if you click through and look at the whole image (complete with the rest of the Pickle family watching in consternation) the whole “spanking his pickle” metaphor becomes more confused, maybe even a bit disturbing.
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April 28th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Ready to “plug in some passion”?
Via the ElectroSex Blog.
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