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May 3rd, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Physical Therapy, Porn Style

Some of the classic porn setups never get (too) stale. Meet your cliched sexy medical team:

sexy nurses

Introduce one gentleman in desperate need of therapy:

physical therapy appointment

Then you just sort of let nature take its course. While the cameras roll.

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May 3rd, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Most Days, Anyway

It is true: “Some of us manage to get through the day without being outsmarted by our genitals.”

Not all of us, and not every day. But, yeah.

 
May 2nd, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Ah, Burlesque!

Conundrum: can we still call them “topless dancers” if they are wearing top hats?

two topless dancers

From Usenet. You can find this image all over the web, “claimed” and watermarked in various ways, but it appears in actuality to be 1920s and German.

 
May 2nd, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Spank It Until It Cries

At first look this couldn’t be a clearer visual metaphor for masturbation:

and who is gonna tickle the onion?

But if you click through and look at the whole image (complete with the rest of the Pickle family watching in consternation) the whole “spanking his pickle” metaphor becomes more confused, maybe even a bit disturbing.

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April 28th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Plug It In

 
April 25th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Another Strap-On Party

An old find in one of my Usenet directories:

a strap-on dildo at a lesbian party

Google tells me it’s from the 1920s, by an artist called Reunier.

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April 23rd, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Sleepy, But Not Hungry

She has already fed:

sated girl sleeps off her cum haze

I’m pretty sure that’s a Porn Pros girl by the name of Kourtney Kane, but I’m not sure which site in their network it’s from.

 
 
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