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April 17th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Raquel Welch, Crucified

Yesterday Boing Boing linked to a site selling expensive poster art of Raquel Welch, gently crucified for publicity in connection with the movie One Million Years BC:

raquel welch in bondage

However, I went looking for a better-quality image and found (on a Flickr page I refuse to link because I purely hate when people claim copyright in images they don’t have rights to) instead a different shot that I like better:

raquel welch tied to a cross with rope

Of course the instant I saw these photos, I thought of the von Keller image about which Faustus blogged here.

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April 14th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Goodbye, Marilyn Chambers

Apparently Marilyn Chambers has passed away.

Marilyn Chambers

Susie Bright has written an eloquent goodbye.

 
April 12th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Voluptuous Pony Girl

 
April 10th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Sploshing Ann-Margret

Ann-Margret wet and messy? Splosh!

ann-margret gets wet and messy in paint

My movie guy tells me this is promotion for a 1975 movie called “Tommy”. Other people say it’s from 1966’s “The Swinger”. I haven’t tried to track it down in detail. However, this YouTube video clip from Tommy doesn’t look like the same sort of messy fun at all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThyvUpVlHhA

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April 8th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

The Topless Batgirl

 
April 8th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Bride, By Toilet

Ever since the internet opened for me that vast and still largely-unexplored cultural frontier that is Japanese porn, I have been having moments of wonder and puzzlement. (At other times, retching; but with a few notable exceptions — *cough* eels *cough* — I try not to share those.)

This picture is pretty. But, er, the toilet?

bride posed with toilet

Via alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. asian.

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April 7th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Worshiping The Shoe He Walks In

As you might imagine, well-meaning readers send me a lot of “funnies” for possible blogging, which I always appreciate even as I (sometimes) marvel. It is, after all, the case that there are places ErosBlog generally doesn’t go. For instance, my distaste for what I’ve called “old-school bitch-slut-whore porn marketing” makes me reticent about using words like “bitch” and “slut” and “cunt” as labels for people; it’s widely done, and can be quite funny in an appropriate context, but it’s not my style and you won’t usually catch me doing it. (That’s code for “Check all 2340 ErosBlog posts since 2003. I dare ya. You might find one or two examples, because 2003 was a long time ago and a lot of water has run under the bridge since then. But I wouldn’t bet on it.”)

So the other day, when a reader sent me a well-meaning “funny” picture starring (if I recall properly, I didn’t look at it very closely) a woman on her knees wearing a leash or some such, with a caption making some version of a “Life’s a bitch” joke, it didn’t really get my full attention. “Somebody hasn’t been reading ErosBlog for very long”, I thought, as I sorted the email into an appropriate folder (you can guess which one). It’s not that don’t appreciate the helpful sentiment, but…is my “editorial voice” really that obscure?

This lengthy preface is really more than the post payload can support, so I suppose I ought to get down to business. I was reminded of all this when I encountered the following vintage shoe advertisement:

woman on the floor where she supposedly belongs

A woman, tastefully naked, on the floor, with an adoring look on her face, under the caption “Keep her where she belongs”, is not materially dissimilar in sentiment from the “funny” that I plonked the other day. But this bit of unreconstructed sexism I find amusing enough to share, unlike the other one. What’s difference?

I don’t actually have a good answer. I can list off a number of things, but they all boil down to matters of taste and style:

1) This version eschews crude labels and language;
2) This version has interest as a vintage period piece, as a mirror onto another time;
3) In this version, the woman is smiling (I’m a sucker for a nice smile);
4) The bizarre presence of the advertised shoe creates absurdist humour;
5) She’s really pretty.

Fairly shallow reasons all, and yet, enough to tip the balance between “inflict it on my readers” and “sort it gently into the trash”.

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