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April 5th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Hoodie Girl

You’ve got to love vintage glamor photography where the girls aren’t wearing any undies:

girl wearing hoody and nothing else

These days, I associate this kind of picture with photoshoots in Esquire magazine featuring respectable actresses who think themselves under-appreciated.

 
April 3rd, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Sexual Relief In Pompeii

When I was ten or twelve, I read an old-even-then collection of essays and short stories by Arthur C. Clarke that imagined some of the ways in which telecommunications satellites would undermine the power of nations. Of course the one that caught my attention was the speculation about satellite TV, written before there was such a thing, in which Clarke vividly described how some insurgent power might use the new technology to beam subversive erotica into every house in the world. In his description of the programming — and understand that I am operating on a decades-old memory here — he included an imagination of a show, nominally highbrow and educational, that focused on vivid and colorful examples of Roman erotic art of Pompeii. (Visionary though he was, Clarke did not predict the Spice channel.) [Update: false memory; it was not Pompeii.]

Thus began my interest in the classics.

It was to be many years, of course, before I saw what he was talking about:

pompeii erotic relief

Image found here.

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March 30th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Topless Barbershops?

There used to be at least one:

the naked barber shop

That’s a scene from Florencio’s Men’s Salon in Los Angeles, as portrayed in the September 1964 Gent magazine, via Vintage Scans. One can only imagine how much time they had to spend brushing the hairs off themselves with those little hogs-bristle brushes.

 
March 27th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Naked Kombat

NakedKombat.com, the new not-yet-out-of-beta male wrestling site/channel from Kink Men. Is it fighting, or fucking?

naked men in naked combat

A little bit of both, as it turns out.

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March 27th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

ACLU Versus Child Porn Prosecutor

A while back I linked to Violet Blue’s column about the burgeoning effort to punish young people as “child pornographers” for sharing astonishingly tame semi-nude cell phone snaps with each other. Now, she’s back with news that the ACLU is beginning to get involved, suing one of the DAs in question for assorted violations of the teens’ civil rights.

This can only be a positive development; nothing ruins an over-assertive prosecutor’s grandstanding fun like having to defend or settle a budget-busting civil rights lawsuit.

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March 25th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Anything To Sell Records

 
March 24th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

A Girl And Her Beagle (And Her Drunken Spitefulness)

According to The Smoking Gun, a woman (in jail for public intoxication, and anxious to influence a custody dispute with her boyfriend) asked the police to search her laptop for evidence that her boyfriend might have been searching for underage porn. Here is her mugshot:

butter dog criminal

The tragi-comical twist: she apparently forgot that she’d made two drunken bestiality videos with the ex-boyfriend in question and her pet beagle, which videos were still sitting in her recycle bin. Where, of course, the police found them.

Spite doesn’t pay, people.

The sex blog payoff for this story comes in the description of her bestiality, which, although un-salacious as only a police affidavit description can be, nonetheless falls within the ErosBlog editorial ambit by being a description of an atypical sexual activity that one rarely hears about in detail, for all the obvious reasons:

The video showed Owen, completely naked, saying “it’s playing” and then walking away from the camera to a bed with a dog on it and lying down. A male, whom I recognized as her ex-boyfriend Heath Pierle…then entered the video, got on the bed, and began to rub something on Owen’s vagina. Owen then picked up a jar of something, scooped some out with her fingers, and and also rubbed it on her own vagina. During the application of the substance, both Pierle and Owen can be heard saying “Toby come here.” Pierle then pointed to Owen’s vagina, and the dog walked over and began to lick it. Owen can be seen smiling as the dock licked her vagina.”

And that, I think, is quite enough of that.

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