April 4th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
You know your smutty kinky book is getting to the good part when the heroine starts asking outraged rhetorical questions:
Max watched the little submissive’s eyes widen as she tugged ineffectually on her wrists. After a second, she asked in adorable outrage, “What kind of people have Velcro straps attached to their lounge chairs?”
“Doms, baby. Doms.”
Before anybody grows unduly outraged on behalf of our adorable heroine, she agreed to a safeword before the surprise Velcro moment, and she was not in fact laboring under any sort of misunderstanding about the kind of men whose lounge chair she’d sat down upon. Quote is from the BDSM romance novel “Mischief and the Masters” by Cherise Sinclair.
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April 2nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus
According to a two-page spread in the August 1962 issue of Modern Man magazine, a stripper in Paris who performed as Daniela la Horse made a burlesque act out of letting a horse named Tarzan nibble the lingerie off her body:
I don’t know if that’s better than a donkey show but I’m sure it kept people wondering what else Daniela and Tarzan might get up to for the price of a ticket.
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March 31st, 2023 -- by Bacchus
The Spice Girls were looking particularly glossy and fine in their kinky leather outfits the night they paraded these eager leashed gentlemen across the stage for a cheering crowd:
Paltego at Femdom Resource opines that this was the Spice Girls’ 2007 reunion tour, which is good enough for me.
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March 30th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
The least joyous thing I’ve seen today is a social media video under #CouplesHumor #MarriedHumor hashtags, where some dudebro husband tried to enact that riddle-meme of asking/answering the “what do deli sandwiches and sex workers have in common?” for spousal reaction. I’ve actually seen some funny ones, where the misogynistic “I wouldn’t need either one, if my wife was doing her fucking job!” punchline landed well and got a reaction of honest amusement from the wife in question. But in this one? Her look of incomprehension, that slowly dawned into severely hurt feelings, was just heartbreaking. Dude, NOOO. You fucked up. You failed to read the room. Don’t post that shit!
No, I’m not going to link it. Nobody needs to see that cruel shit.
March 24th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
This wonderful (Pom Wonderful!) cosplayer went all out:
More pictures on her Tumblr, where she explains:
My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive.
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March 22nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus
This blonde is doing a good job of taking in the entire dick. Her gag reflex, she has it mastered:
Animated clip is from a Brazzers video, but I don’t know which one.
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March 20th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Every single girl needs somebody to help scrub her back. That’s why it’s good to pick your flatmates with care:
Photo is from the June 1951 issue of Eyeful magazine.
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