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March 24th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

She Has The Juice

This wonderful (Pom Wonderful!) cosplayer went all out:

sexy lady dressed up as a bottle full of wonderful juice

More pictures on her Tumblr, where she explains:

My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive.

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March 22nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Suck It All Down

This blonde is doing a good job of taking in the entire dick. Her gag reflex, she has it mastered:

hungry blonde deep throats a long cock during blowjob

Animated clip is from a Brazzers video, but I don’t know which one.

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March 20th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Wash Her Back

Every single girl needs somebody to help scrub her back. That’s why it’s good to pick your flatmates with care:

well dressed woman sits on edge of tub and helps pretty girl scrub her back in the bathtub

Photo is from the June 1951 issue of Eyeful magazine.

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March 18th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Let Him Shiver

What did he do to piss her off? No matter, he’s not getting out of the cage until she stops being pissed anyway. Right now she’s chilly but has a hot beverage. He’s… just suffering. He better figure out how to make her happy again, because time is not on his side:

dominatrix sips hot coffee while her slave shivers in his cage on a cold snowy morning

Thanks to Paltego and his people, we know this is Princess Amber at Brat Princess.

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March 16th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Wagging Her Tail

What’s the point of having a puppy tail if you don’t make it wag for your owner?

person with a rubber puppy tail wagging it in the bedroom

From an old Tumbr.

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March 14th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Two Ways Of Submission

One never knows what someone else means by a thing (well, not without asking them, anyway) but my take on this lyrical utterance is that it’s describing two very different styles of submission to dominant femmes:

You want her to step on you.

I want her to lie back on soft satin sheets, relax her weary muscles, and let herself melt while I slowly, delicately pleasure her until she forgets that the world exists.

We are not the same.

I suppose I imagine (based on no data beyond my intuition) that getting stepped on is most often a commercial thrill delivered by a dominatrix-style sex worker. But: even the most stereotypical porn-inflected dominatrix also has a private sex life. If she finds herself a pleasure sub who can and will deliver tender acts of exquisite sexual service, why shouldn’t she grab that by the hair with both hands?

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March 12th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

The Pornocalypse Comes For Your Geese

When I coined my now-infamous maxim that the pornocalypse comes for us all, it was a decade ago, and if prompted-AI generative art was a thing in some deep research lab, I certainly didn’t know of it. But now, today, it most certainly is a thing, and its masters and owners emphatically do not want you making porn with it. This menacing message is said to be from the Midjourney generative art tool:

no white goo for you

For as long as I’ve been on the pornocalypse beat, I’ve noticed a trend away from the classic pornocalypse (welcome porn users during early stages of a service, then dump them in a bid for respectability at a financial inflection point) towards baked-in pornocalypse: the service has porn-hostile terms of service from its inception.

Meanwhile, I extend a standing invitation: if you, my beloved readers, learn of any publicly-accessible generative-art tools that aren’t crippled by anti-porn “features” and filters, please make sure to let me know of them. That would be ErosBlog fodder for sure.

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