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April 7th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

The Britney Spears Pregnant Rear View

When I posted about the life sized statue of Britney Spears kneeling nude on a bearskin rug and giving birth (hey, aren’t those furs hard to clean?) there was some complaint about the lack of a rear view. With all due respect for pregnancy fetishists, I myself (on grounds of aesthetics) thought it was just as well that no rear view was available.

Well, it never pays to underestimate the power of the internet. Gawker has the unflattering angle you were all looking for. Thanks (I think) to Chris for emailing the link.

2013 update: A commenter points out that Gawker is no longer serving the image in question. Since we’re now buried deep in the archives where nobody will see this who is not looking for it (I hope) I’ll reproduce the photo (thank you, Internet Archive and the Wayback Machine!) that Gawker can’t be bothered to serve any more:

rear view of statue of Britney Spears giving birth

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April 5th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Mango Sex

From Kiss & Blog, a one sentence fruit sex anecdote:

Another friend’s boyfriend was so hot for her while hiking alone in Hawaii that he fucked a mango in the jungle while imagining it to be her pussy.

Being a man (and having seen pictures of melon sex) I don’t have any trouble believing that the sticky business took place as described.

However. Pause.

I am having trouble imagining the conversation in which the boyfriend in question confessed the mango sex.

 
April 4th, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Leather Sheets

Oh, my. I was checking out a favorite place to shop for sex toys when I noticed they sell fitted leather sheets. King sized ones, even, if you’ve got the simoleans for it:

yummy leather sheets from The Stockroom

Leather freakin’ sheets. Just the feel would be sensuous enough. But as you and yours get all hot and sweaty and those sheets start to moisten and warm up, the room would fill with that lovely leather smell, and it would get all over the both of you, too. You’d be buried in the scent of leather.

Can you imagine? Breathe…. Mmmmmm.

Not cheap, no indeedy not. But I think I might just have to get me some.

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April 4th, 2006 -- by Aphrodite

I Found Cock Heaven!

Aphrodite blogs:

I don’t know who the “experts” are talking about when they say girls don’t get as turned on by seeing naked bodies as guys do. That definately doesn’t describe me! Even though I’m kind of in a relationship, I still love to look at penises. Hard, soft, cut, uncut, smooth, veiny, these hunks of living sculpture amaze me with what their hydraulics can do……and do to me. Every time I see a nice one I think of how it might feel and smell and taste, and how I might try to please its owner…..and by the time I wake up from my daydream I’m always moist and wiggly, wanting some action. A guy can do lots of things to make a girl happy, but what counts most with me is how he uses his cock. Some guys have been surprised or embarassed when I’ve taken a long time and enjoyed looking at them, but they all end up not caring because they find out that I want to enjoy their penis as much as they do.

So anyway, I was looking for some good pictures and tumbled into cock heaven. This fine specimen is ready for a slow slide into someone.

Fine looking cock

You can find many more inspiring pictures at the Documentary of Free Penis Pictures. Their pictures and survey responses show alot of variety in cocks and their owners, and I really like why the site was built:

Our purpose for creating this site is to allow people to see penises in many different forms WITHOUT being subject to any unnecessary subject matter such as homosexual sex pictures, heterosexual sex pics, or any other type of sexual activity. We feel this is a necessary project because there are thousands of companies that are trying to convince men that their penises are not the right size, they are somehow abnormal in shape, or their ejaculations are not good enough. There are too many advertisements on the Internet today that try to convey the message that every man needs a huge penis in an effort to sell a scam. This is simply not true. Hopefully we can dispel some myths about penis size and shape. In addition, we also hope to show that the picture angle and position of the penis can cause a man to “look” bigger or smaller. The truth should be known — Penises come in many different sizes, shapes, and colors. Ejaculation amounts normally range from a few drops to over a tablespoon and can range in consistency from a thin clear liquid to a white or dark yellow jelly-like substance. All are normal and functional human variations.

So here’s to dick, in all his glory!

 
March 31st, 2006 -- by Bacchus

Bedroom Bondage Eyes

This vintage Irving Klaw bondage photo is from Bondage Blog. I like her wide-eyed expression, but as usual with these vintage pictures, it’s the impressive layers of armoring lingerie that steal the show:

bondage beauty with big eyes and bigger lingerie

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March 31st, 2006 -- by Bacchus

The Slut Lie

I’ve mentioned before the odd pathology of pornographers using ugly language to describe and market the porn talent, and cited with approval pornographers who speak out against the practice. Here’s another citation: Sam Sugar, in an article cataloging the big lies told by pornographers, says:

3. Sluts. Despite what it says on the box, if you call a woman — even a porn performer — a nasty cum-drinking bitch when you’re not having sex with her, she’s probably going to knee you in the nuts. The tubby mommies-boys and misogynists who market porn want you to think that the way they view women is how women in porn see themselves. Try calling a performer a “dirty cock-socket” at a trade-show if you think it is, in fact, true. Watch your head.

 
March 31st, 2006 -- by Aphrodite

Benefits Of A Larger Slot B

Aphrodite blogs:

It’s a grand day when a guy is so confident of what he wants that he can say to a naked woman;

Honey, you’re beautiful and sexy, but I need a bigger box.

Wombat amusingly elaborates over at Kiss & Blog. Makes sense to me.

 
 
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