March 16th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Wagging Her Tail
What’s the point of having a puppy tail if you don’t make it wag for your owner?
From an old Tumbr.
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March 14th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Two Ways Of Submission
One never knows what someone else means by a thing (well, not without asking them, anyway) but my take on this lyrical utterance is that it’s describing two very different styles of submission to dominant femmes:
You want her to step on you.
I want her to lie back on soft satin sheets, relax her weary muscles, and let herself melt while I slowly, delicately pleasure her until she forgets that the world exists.
We are not the same.
I suppose I imagine (based on no data beyond my intuition) that getting stepped on is most often a commercial thrill delivered by a dominatrix-style sex worker. But: even the most stereotypical porn-inflected dominatrix also has a private sex life. If she finds herself a pleasure sub who can and will deliver tender acts of exquisite sexual service, why shouldn’t she grab that by the hair with both hands?
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March 12th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
The Pornocalypse Comes For Your Geese
When I coined my now-infamous maxim that the pornocalypse comes for us all, it was a decade ago, and if prompted-AI generative art was a thing in some deep research lab, I certainly didn’t know of it. But now, today, it most certainly is a thing, and its masters and owners emphatically do not want you making porn with it. This menacing message is said to be from the Midjourney generative art tool:
For as long as I’ve been on the pornocalypse beat, I’ve noticed a trend away from the classic pornocalypse (welcome porn users during early stages of a service, then dump them in a bid for respectability at a financial inflection point) towards baked-in pornocalypse: the service has porn-hostile terms of service from its inception.
Meanwhile, I extend a standing invitation: if you, my beloved readers, learn of any publicly-accessible generative-art tools that aren’t crippled by anti-porn “features” and filters, please make sure to let me know of them. That would be ErosBlog fodder for sure.
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March 10th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Porn In Your Pouch, Porn In Your Pocket
Ancient art abounds with what art historians and archeologists love to describe as “fertility figurines”. I’m not sure if they are deliberately being obtuse, or if this is a consciously-delicate circumlocution. But we know in our hearts that these fertility figurines were objects of personal art, to be carried around, treasured, and perhaps fondled in private moments. In fine, an early technology of personal porn:
This one is in the British Museum, having been donated thereunto in 1914 by the 5th Earl of Carnarvon. Egyptologist Gay Robins in The Art of Ancient Egypt describes it:
“Female fertility figurine of blue Egyptian faience with details added in black. The legs are not broken but intentionally end at the knees. This is a common characteristic of such Middle Kingdom figurines, perhaps meant to limit the figure’s power of movement or possibly because the lower legs were regarded as inessential to the figure’s function.”
Hmmm, where else have I seen a small figural sculpture with the legs omitted as inessential to function? Oh, right… Yeah, I’ve got your fertility figurine right here:
Image and descriptive citation both provided by one of ErosBlog’s loyal patrons. Thanks!
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March 8th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Squirted With Seltzer
I’m old enough to be aware that squirting people with seltzer water used to be a mainstay of early-20th-century slapstick comedy, but I’m not old enough to understand quite why it was thought to be so amusing. Does it get funnier if the victim of the prank is a scantily-clad burlesque dancer?
This photo was, according to the captions, taken in a New York City nightclub. I found it in the May 1949 issue of Eyeful magazine.
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March 6th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Pull Her Hair
From now on, when I hear someone say something like “he smacked her ass and pulled her hair until she started calling him Daddy” I’m going to picture the scene like this:
Photo is from the huge PornPros network.
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March 4th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Beach Bonfire Summer Fun
As most of you will probably agree if you’ve got anything in the memory bank that matches this pattern, there are few pleasant memories that can compare in sheer satisfying sensory detail to your memory of that one special summer night around the bonfire at that one awesome place, when you were young and maybe a little drunk, and the company was so good you still haven’t forgotten the smell of their hair or the smoky taste of their skin:
I’ll betcha these two would agree.
Via Kinky Delight.
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