When you unpacked your Christmas decorations, did you remember to get out the glass icicles?
There’s a whole series of these Icicle toys. Collect ’em all?
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December 23rd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Icicle Art Glass Dildo
November 30th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Pornocalypse… In My WordPress? No, In My Browser!
Later update: Via commenters who are smarter than me, I have learned that WordPress doesn’t handle spell checking independently, relying instead on browser spell-check functionality. So my ire should have been directed at our dear old blue-nosed friends at Google.
Today I noticed that the dictionary used by the ErosBlog installation of WordPress knows how to spell the word “cunnilingus” and is perfectly happy to flag it when not spelled correctly. In order to do that, it has to “know” the correct spelling. But it refuses to suggest the correct spelling! The best it can do is to weakly suggest the word “ceilings”. I am not making this up:
Almost certainly this was not a deliberate choice of the WordPress coders. I don’t have time today to research the source of the spellcheck routine and library that causes this result, but since WordPress is open source, it’s likely to involve logic that was coded elsewhere. This is hardly new behavior in a software product; Violet Blue caught Microsoft doing it with Word’s spellcheck way back in 2007. Nor is this the first time ErosBlog has covered search invisibility, search suggestion censorship, and arbitrary sexy-keyword “blue lists” that have been widely shared for censorship purposes in the tech industry. My guess is that WordPress is just one of the many software products that lazily or unthinkingly incorporates a library built around one of those ancient and stale blue lists.
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September 22nd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
His Anal Fantasy
Just a handsome young man sitting on the edge of his bed, completely lost in his anal sex fantasy and the intense sensations of his jelly cock-stroker toy:
The uncropped art (by Foudreika) at Kinky Delight additionally shows a closeup of the cock/toy sensation-interface.
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September 2nd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Cherry Torn’s Pigtail Buttplug
You’ll notice in these photos that Cherry Torn’s corkscrew pig-tail anal plug is covered with lube, and her ass is covered with other sticky stuff. She’s apparently been a very busy little piggy-girl!
Photos are from Sex Slaves Get To Work at Kink Unlimited.
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July 29th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
“Howl For Me, Baby!”
Is there somebody in your life who needs fluffy ears and a long fuzzy tail? Supposedly these are the Grey Wolf Tail Anal Plug And Ears set, but the verisimilitude level is not 100% dialed into wolves at the expense of other large fuzzy canines. You could manage a very passible husky sled-dog with this gear. Don’t forget a leash if you need one!
Somebody had fun writing the sales copy:
You will both be howling in pleasure when you get wild with these exciting accessories. Transform into a sexy beast for your partner with this flirtatious set of ears and a tail plug. The ultra soft and fluffy faux fur is so irresistible that your lover will not be able to keep their hands off of you. The tapered plug is smooth and narrow for an easy and comfortable insertion. The adorable headband with matching ears will complete your ensemble. Stalk your prey or crawl around like the perfect pet when you turn into a gorgeous grey wolf!
Also do not worry: if the woofie-gear is out of stock when you visit, there are plenty more kinds of furry-tailed anal plugs you could get instead.
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February 2nd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Evolution Of The Double Dildo
A gentleman possessed of a serviceable cock, should it be reliably firm and ready, might understandably fail to account in his thinking for the historical importance and social significance of dildos. These stalwart constructs of stone and bone and bronze and leather and rubber and plastic have been fashioned by human artisans for nigh on fifty thousand years. They’re not just toys for horny lesbians, nor merely expediencies for ladies who are cloistered or lonely or more weary of dudes than they are of orgasms. Their uses extend to ritual, religion, and the decorative arts. Nor are they neglected by ambitious cocksmen who understand that a man’s dick can never do as much as a man’s dick plus another one that never wearies, held in a strong hand.
Double-ended dildos are, at least in the popular imagination, narrower of purpose. In porn at least, they are primarily for lesbian fucking. The traditional design is one long shaft with cock heads on both ends, requiring — or so it seems in the movies — fairly careful alignment and coordinated timing to get much use out of the things. Although I am not personally well-versed in lesbian sexual practice, decades of reading diverse sexual accounts leave me suspicious that there’s rather more old-school double-dildo-fucking in male-gaze “lesbian” porn than there is in typical lesbian bedrooms. For most fucking purposes, a strap-on dildo is more versatile, and more forgiving of shifting postures and loss of mindfulness during the throes of passion.
But times change, and technology changes with it. The simplistic cylinder with two dickheads will never go away — what timeless classic does? — but it has evolved. Advances in materials science and pleasure design have allowed the development of the so-called “strapless strap-on”, a double ended dildo that fits snugly, securely, and pleasurably inside the wearer, leaving the other end free for all kinds of vigorous penetrative plundering.
This fine new fucking technology appeared as a flourishing of pleasure design. The shape, the angle, the material, the flexibility, the firmness, the texture– all of these matter, and no two pussies have identical needs. New buyers/users may benefit from reading strapless strap-on reviews and comparing different products. Although, budget permitting, it might be fun to just buy several and do your own comparisons!
Image credits, top to bottom: The huge double-ender lesbian dildo fuck is from the Japanese eroge game Magical Teacher: My Teacher’s a Mage. The red double dildo doing animated anal plundering is from the 2003 Japanese OAV Genmukan: The Sin of Desire & Shame. The cutaway view of a pillow-biting blonde being comprehensively boned with a strapless strap-on is by BBC Chan. The strapless strapon insertion photo is from a defunct amateur porn tumblr. And the doggy-style lesbian pegging .gif is from the defunct porn site StraplessDildo.com.
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February 9th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
Anal Tunnel Plug, Strap-On, Fist
I think it was six or seven years ago that the inevitable logic of what I do led inexorably to the moment when I had to confess my bewilderment and ask “What the fuck is an anal tunnel plug actually for?” That post has accumulated more than thirty comments over the years, most of them helpful. Education, it’s a good thing.
While, time marches on, and porn catches up with sex toy innovation, eventually. Thus do we arrive at Crazy About You: A Lesbian Anal Love Story from Kink Unlimited, in which Dana Vespoli executes an ambitious series of intrusions into the ass of London Rivers. I can safely say that the anal tunnel plug and Magic Wand orgasm photos (here and here) are “just” the foreplay. How else is Dana gonna get things loosened up enough for the huge strapon dildo invasion? (Sure, sucking that monster rubber dick may help, but it’s hardly sufficient.) And then there’s still Dana’s fist to be worked up in there…
Was it “happily ever after” for these two anal lovebirds? Well, you be the judge:
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