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February 7th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Internet Sex Writing (Or: “My White Hot Concrete Erection”)

Here at ErosBlog the “Thumper Principle” features among our editorial guidelines — when it comes to the artistic strivings of others, especially non-commercial others, “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nuthin’ at all.”

This is usually easy to live up to; although snark is often fun, for the most part I prefer to link to good stuff, or to stay silent.

But, as is well known, internet sex writing sometimes transcends the mere “bad” — of which little need or ought be said — and assumes a special glory by express virtue of its enthusiastic divergence from the restrained norms of narrative fiction. In such cases, special exceptions to the Thumper Rule can, and indeed must, be made. (Although there’s no need to be unduly mean about it.)

Onward! The following excerpt comes from a much longer bit of spanking prose entitled Naked Spanking Breaks by “PrinceOfHearts”. I believe the traditional “beverage warning” should now be applied, for the protection of your keyboard and nasal passages:

She was locked into a perfect all-fours mounting posture, and it was the ideal moment to consider my own ejaculatory pleasure. I always like to tailor this final humiliation to the filly under the whip, and most often I would say to Jenny:

“Right then, girl. I think I’ve made my point. Time for a deep, thumping shag up the bottom.”

When I take ownership of a female, one of the most important things is to discover her deepest physical weakness so that I can enjoy ruthlessly and ingeniously exploiting it, reducing her to a quivering jelly of broken disgrace with minimum expenditure of effort.

Jenny’s little secret fulcrum of devastating shame was her sweet, tight little asshole. One of the most embarrassing things for her about having her knickers taken down was the thought that I could see and even touch this forbidden place. She could hardly endure having her bud tweaked, so private and sensitive was that little opening, and the painful indignity of having foreign objects pushed up it was too much for her to bear without crying out in shame.

Of course it was therefore with the greatest of dominant, masculine pleasure that I would celebrate the end of a particularly exciting punishment session by forcing my white hot, concrete erection up her back passage one excruciating inch at a time.

She would wet herself with mortified excitement at even the very mention of anal sex, so I took great delight in the look of deep terror in her wide and pretty eyes when I would grin and say:

“Right then, lets get this massive hard-on as far up your bottom as we can, shall we?”

Link via Spanking Blog.

 
January 21st, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Big And Hairy

Some chest hair for the ladies, on a big lunk of a boxer:

big lunk with lots of chest hair

From Spanking Blog.

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January 10th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

The Samurai Of The Pussy

I am indebted to Spanking Blog for discovering and linking to Kinky Delight: Kink and Pleasure, a new-ish picture blog that covers a wide spectrum of kink with nice big juicy 1000-pixel-wide images. This is part of a whimsical and slightly disturbing old Japanese shunga print, click the image to see the whole thing:

pussy samurai making an exit

I wonder if there’s a powder you can get to get rid of little people who are infesting your genitals? Do you think Gold Bond would do the trick?

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December 26th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

The Very Model Of A Modern Pinup

Penny Flame, in this picture, could pass as the very model of a 1950s pinup girl. Could she not?

Penny Flame, pinup girl

However, this is the twenty-first century, and Penny’s apparently a twenty-first century sort of girl. For instance, you never got to see the 1950s pinups enjoy a spot of husband-spanking:

woman spanking her husband

And this sort of thing? It would have been right out:

pinup girl with a strap-on

And as for pinup-girl blowjobs? Or ride-em cowboy kinky bondage sex? Nope, sorry. For that, you need a thoroughly modern pinup girl.

The pictures are courtesy of Men In Pain.

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November 24th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Raoul’s Long Workday

Consider Raoul. He works hard, for less money than you’d think. It can get kinda dull:

raoul hard at work

Ah, but imagine if you could see Raoul’s inner life! Here’s how his day is going, in the rich pageantry that’s running on the big theater screen in his head. It helps him get through a long day:

raoul has a vision

raoul gets a spanking

The longer the day, the wilder it gets, inside Raoul’s head…

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November 14th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Face Slapping, The Photo

Britni’s comment expressing enthusiasm for sexual face-slapping reminded me of a picture I remember seeing. After tugging at the corners of my brain, I eventually found it:

slapping her face

Turns out it went by on Spanking Blog, and comes originally from The Training Of O. That’s Adrianna Nicole leaning into the support of his other hand.

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October 30th, 2008 -- by Bacchus

Spunk In Your Eye

There’s a blog post out there listing seven reasons why it sucks to be a male porn star. They aren’t terribly novel reasons, honestly; and to me #2 (the pay sucks) pretty much undermines all the rest; if being a male porn star really sucked so badly, porn directors wouldn’t be able to get male talent for, essentially, free.

Which is why I snickered when spanking movie model Adele Haze mocked the guy:

Of course some aspects of shooting porn are uncomfortable. You’re not doing it for you: you’re doing it to make the finished movie look good. That’s the job. If you feel that you’re having a bad time, try being a female porn-star: you get all that, plus some whiny boy’s spunk in your eye.

 
 
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