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Tuesday, February 20th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
The reticent expression on the face of this enema porn model makes me wonder if she isn’t having a moment of regret about her career path:
Photo looks to me as if it probably first appeared in a 1980s enema fetish magazine. Via Kinky Delight.
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Sunday, September 17th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Do you want it to tingle? This is how you make it tingle:
This is one panel from a seven-panel Oglaf comic.
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Tuesday, September 28th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Back in the day when enemas were considered to be part of the routine arsenal of home healthcare treatments, there were quite a few inventive clyster-contraptions. This particular arrangement, though, with what appears to be a small hand-operated pressure pump and a pressurized reservoir, seems to not have been the dominant technology, as it’s pretty rare to see in the enema-fetish imagery:
Via Kinky Delight.
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Saturday, August 8th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
For what these gentlemen have in mind, they greatly prefer a clean butthole. And they are in possession of the technology to achieve it!
Artwork is by the prolific gay artist Sean, aka “Sean the Artist” (John Klamik).
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Friday, April 3rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus
This vintage enema photo perhaps has the same origin as this set. Unfortunately I don’t have good sourcing for any of them. No matter; the suds must flow!
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Sunday, February 23rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus
I feel that these four enema clinic photos are part of a larger sequence that probably included the enema administration. The style looks like 1960s porn, probably French, and those sets weren’t usually as prudish or coy as this selection of images might suggest:
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Monday, March 4th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
These days, someone getting an enema is fairly likely to be doing it for fetish fun. But back in the day? When it was medicine, and probably ineffective medicine at that? The average misery quotient was perhaps a lot higher. I think that’s where this artist was coming from, with his fanciful enema demons and their klyster cannon:
This could be a fully modern “Prepare your anus” meme!
Artwork from the Wellcome collection.
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Tuesday, June 19th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Being the clyster-maid on duty when the lady of the house wants an enema? That may be one of the shittier ones:
From Kinky Delight.
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Monday, February 26th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
This vintage enema scene is from the French flagellation novel Petit Dactylo by “Sadie Blackeyes” (said to be the pseudonym of Pierre Dumarchey, aka Pierre Mac Orlan. Art is signed G. Smit.
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Sunday, February 19th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Data privacy. The men in black. Invasive searches. Sum the trends, and you get this:
Unattributed enema art is via Bawdy Blog.
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Thursday, November 17th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Gently but thoroughly, that butt is getting washed both inside and out:
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Saturday, July 9th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
The thing I like about manga is that there’s literally nothing it shrinks from showing us. Here’s an enema closeup:
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Wednesday, March 23rd, 2016 -- by Bacchus
They do enjoy their plumbing at Everything Butt:
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Sunday, February 7th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Remember koonago? It’s the Japanese erotic art style that Bondage Blog describes as
The peculiar Japanese anime style artwork featuring miniature women [that] appears to be all about reducing the sexual threat or challenge of members of the opposite sex, by reducing them to a fantasy size where they are trivially easy to control.
I think that might be what’s going on here:
There’s a darker interpretation in which our koonago-master’s wee captive is being prepped for the specimen jar, but… let’s hope not.
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Wednesday, January 27th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Some of the art choices on this pulp cover are pretty funny. For one thing, his enema nozzle seems very erect, don’t you think? And for another, aren’t her panties somewhat in the way for a procedure of this nature?
This is a detail from the cover of Water Power: Enemas for Pleasure And Punishment.
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Sunday, November 22nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a wish-fulfillment fantasy for the ages (not that there’s anything wrong with a good wish-fulfillment fantasy). Spanking Blog has a story in which a man administers an enema to his wife as part of a punishment, the experience of which makes her beg him for anal sex:
My wife confided that the actual insertion of the syringe was such a delight that she begged me to modify my lovemaking to simulate the experience there and then. Oh, this was indeed a wonderful experience for both of us. Back in the bedroom she knelt down and offered her now nicely perfumed body to me. I had no difficulty entering her from behind since her sphincter muscle had now been suitably exercised.
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Monday, December 30th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
For that portion of my audience in whom vintage-tech fetishes overlap with more personal ones:
They don’t make ’em like that anymore! (Although you can still get a chrome-and-brass clyster.)
From Phisick.
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Friday, May 24th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
This French laxatives ad from almost a hundred years ago is kinda terrifying. Little gnomes with scrub brushes will clean you right out!
Via Vintage Ads.
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Tuesday, November 15th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
On second inspection, I realized that the ladies here are most probably wearing leather or cloth masks. But upon first viewing, I thought I was looking at goggles… which would upgrade the scene from “charmingly kinky” to “over the top, deeply kinky, I hope they have servants to clean up the mess” territory:
It is now my fondest hope that this blog post will eventually become the number one Google search result for the phrase “Enema Goggles”.
From Wicked Knickers via Kinky Delight.
Update: People, the secret to achieving your ambitions is to keep them sufficiently modest!
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Tuesday, October 25th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Or, how to make sure your ass is clean enough for the photoshoot, in two tweets by Cherry Torn:
@cherrytorn Doing the cigarette ass cleanliness test.
@cherrytorn If I can smoke a cigarette and not even water comes out, I know it’s done!
When I first saw this I thought she was talking about some circus vaudeville tent trick. “See the lady smoke a cigarette with her ass!” But no — apparently she’s smoking that butt in the regular way. She’s blogged about this in more detail here:
I flush my ass over and over until it SEEMS like it’s clean, then shower or do my hair/makeup and hopefully smoke a cigarette. I’m not a big smoker, but it really is a true test of ass cleanliness. I’ve learned over the years that my ass will ALWAYS try to fake me out. I just have to wait. Hence the need for time and more flushing.
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Monday, January 10th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
I like the way this vintage picture manages to suggest a bondage/dungeon scene without actually being one. To me, that hints at an origin in one of those timorous black and white fetish magazines of the 1970s or early 1980s, when mixing fetishes in print was considered legally dangerous. So she’s up against the wall like she’s been arrested, and there’s an attachment point for some chains, but no chains:
From Usenet.
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Friday, October 9th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
In which Harmony has a stern word for Bella Rossi:
But don’t worry. Bella does what she’s told — and does it thoroughly and well — so they are best friends by the end of the movie shoot.
From Everything Butt.
Monday, September 21st, 2009 -- by Bacchus
This post has turned into a study in faces, as so often happens when I am left too long unsupervised with a set of porn photos and a cropping tool. What’s causing this intense internal conversation that Lilla Katt is having with herself?
The answer? Warm soapy water, and lots of it, with just a little bit of help from the power of gravity:
Images are from this Everything Butt shoot.
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Saturday, June 20th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
By now I’ve got something of a history of announcing new sites from Kink.com, so why stop now? The next in the pipeline is an ass-themed site called Everything Butt, which is already “up” with several shoots even though it won’t be formally open and live for a few more days. The site’s marketing copy makes it sound like a full buffet of fetish fun for anybody who enjoys playing with butts:
Everything Butt celebrates ass play in all its forms. Spanking, enemas, fisting, fucking, licking, and sniffing are performed by experienced porn stars and anal virgins too. These beautiful naked women all come to enjoy the smorgasbord of extreme anal antics under the skilled supervision of bondage master Lochai. It’s an exhilarating festival of analingus, Klismaphilia, and no-holds-barred buggery, scientifically designed to induce your expectant salivation. Do you “Yum!” for bum? Then dive in!
In looking over the new site the first thing that struck me was a delightful still photo from the preliminary “model interview” part of one of the shoots:
That’s the lovely and talented Bobbi Starr looking sanguine about those very large implements — and I use the word “talented” in a most considered fashion. (You’ll have to take my word for it unless you join the site or buy the shoot, but it’s true; for now, let me just say…they fit.)
Sadly the usual free sample galleries are not yet live, but I snagged a few pictures of a shower scene to share here. We begin with Aiden Starr and Flower Tucci taking an innocent shower together:
Note the scrunchy-thing! I always thought those were some sort of shower fungus that’s symbiotic with women, because they started accumulating in my bathroom (the scrunchy things, that is, not women) right after The Nymph moved in with me. But apparently, it’s for washing with. Who knew?
Moving on, the ladies decide to put on a little display of soapy bottoms:
And then we move on to the double-enema portion of our program. Apparently if you want to get really clean, showering together just isn’t enough any more:
And here’s the Everything Butt logo:
Nice, eh?
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Sunday, December 7th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Over at Catalina Loves I found the longest and most detailed description I’ve yet seen about what it’s like to shoot for Kink.com. Model Coco writes at length about what her first shoot (for their Fucking Machines site) was like, and makes it sound like a lot of fun indeed. These are just tiny excerpts from a much longer piece:
TC the director came down to introduce himself to me and told me to meet him upstairs when I was finished. After some inspiring words I went up stairs to make-up. Isis Love the girl that pretty much got me this gig, was there to give me a thumbs up and wish me good luck. This made me even MORE nervous. I tried to calm myself down. There was a girl was in the middle of getting her make-up done and so I sat in the little lunch/waiting room. TC came in and asked me how I was feeling and if I had any questions. I started eating as he explained what would happen. He asked what I was nervous about. I said “all of the people that are going to be in the room, the more, the more nerve-wrecking” He mentioned there would be 4-5 people in the room. That must have gotten a surprised look out of me and he said, “If at any time you want to stop then we will stop and go get a beer. No harm, no foul and we’ll still pay ya.” That was relaxing. Haha. While the make-up artist was doing the other girls face, she told me I should “freshen up” I looked at her perplexed and after about 2 seconds I realized she was talking about douching. I have only douched a couple times before so I wandered my way into the bathroom. MY GOD! There was soooo much girl stuff in that bathroom, from hair ties, to douches to self enema thingys and like 4 different kinds of baby wipes and deodorants and razors, shampoos and just EVERYTHING you could think of that girls would need. So I did my deed.
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So I was fixed on my back with my legs over the arm of the couch and the Satisfyher on it’s side. I was feeling SO ready to come and SO worked at this point I was excited and nervous. After getting warmed up quickly I just layed there and let it fuck me and took it all in. It was pretty fucking rad. Since I come faster from clitoral stimulation we decided to pull the satisfyher out and let it hit me on the clit instead of being inside me. TC manned the controls and we let her fly at 1800stokes per minute. All hell broke loose. There was no man in the world that would have stopped me from my orgasm at that point. I was sweating and shaking and moaning and right when I was in the middle of my orgasm I BROKE THE MACHINE. It just BUSTED. I have no clue I wasn’t watching it all I know is I came then I looked down and realized it was broke. OOPS!
After that I was ready for another orgasm and I was running around all energized and excited because everyone was saying how sweet it was that I broke the machine with my vagina. I felt pretty cool after that like a rockstar.
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He happily handed over the new magic wand. TC assumed his position manning the drill and I had the vibrator. I was loose and ready. It was INTENSE. I mean getting fucked and playing with my clit usually gets me off, but this was fucking ridiculous. Every muscle in my legs and arms started shivering and aching and screaming MORE MORE MORE. It was almost too much. I was definitely overwhelmed. It didn’t take too long after that to send me into a screaming orgasm. And when I say screaming, I mean SCREAMING. I think I cussed more then anything. “oh FUCK” seemed to be the favorite of the day. I got fucked into a jerking moaning completely earth shaking orgasm. You know the kind that make you wanna write it down because you don’t want to forget that moment EVER. Ya that. I even squirted. I got some on the directors face. I was watching his face as he was watching my pussy and the look of amazement when I squirted made me feel even better.
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After I got my paycheck, I went to my car and sat there and screamed. Screamed from how fucking cool it is to orgasm for a living. Screamed from doing something I’d never thought I’d have the balls to do. Screamed from being utterly brutalized in front of people I just met. I screamed for nothing and for everything.
And that is all I have to say about that. Take it how you want to. I know how I took it. HARD FAST and WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE.
xo-
Coco.
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Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 -- by Bacchus
The other day Bondage Blog ran some pictures that look like somebody’s sordid fantasy of an East German enema clinic, circa 1972. But (butt?) there was one picture that cried out for a LOL-treatment:
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Thursday, June 21st, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Um, is this a letter from Senator Stevens?
From The Stockroom’s actual customer letters.
Tuesday, November 14th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
OK, all you enema fetishists, here’s a rare picture for you. Little hints like the flying shoe suggest that this is some sort of colonic intervention — an anal mugging, if you will:
Of course the ladies in charge of the business seem to be in cheerful high spirits.
Sunday, March 12th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
When I first saw this picture from Water Bondage, a thought leaped, unbidden, into my brain: “Forget that shower gel from the commercials, THIS is how dirty girls get clean.”
However dirty she may once have been, bondage model Harmony is looking squeaky clean in this picture.
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Thursday, September 1st, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Sorry, folks. I know that enemas are not universally considered sexy. But they are a commonly fetishized activity. And if you don’t like the enema portion of these transcripts of Marilyn Monroe’s conversations with her therapist, there’s always her comments on orgasms or spanking to enjoy.
Marilyn on enemas:
“I don’t understand this big taboo about enemas. Most of the actresses I know use them, even some who won’t admit it. Mae West told me she is given an enema every day and she has at least one orgasm a day. Mae says her enemas and orgasms will keep her young until she is 100.
Peter Crawford says the Queen and noblemen of the court of Louis XIV were give frequent enemas by special servants called apothecaries. The purpose was to give them peaches and cream complexions. Something about intestinal toxins getting into your blood. So there you are. Those ladies were doing the intelligent thing.
Yes. I enjoy enemas, so what!”
Friday, December 10th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Is it kinky Friday? It must be! Here are some kinky links for you all:
First: That relative rarity, a male/female fisting pic. From a series on this page.
Second: A Harry Potter slash story. Harry-slash-Draco. With spanking. And figging. Found via Figging.com.
Third: A gallery of vintage (or at least black and white) enema pictures.
ErosBlog, your infallible source (today only!) of links about butt.
Saturday, November 20th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Wow. More than two years ago (how time flies!) I posted this rant (and this follow-up) about how lying Bardex lawyers were sending bogus demand letters around the net in an attempt to suppress discussion of the sexual uses of the Bardex balloon catheter.
Can you believe those donkey-raping smegma-sniffers are still at it?
Tuesday, June 10th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
I’ve “borrowed” the following graphic from the front page of the excellent if somewhat frightening medical fetish toy sellers at MedicalToys.Com. (The theory is that they’ll overlook my liberality in this respect because of the free promotion it gives them; presumably if that theory is wrong they’ll menace me with urethral catheters or lawyers or something and I’ll have to replace the graphic with a picture of Mickey Rat giving someone the finger.)
But I digress. The picture:
If you don’t recognize the object “Nurse Laurel” is brandishing, these two archive entries might help you out. If you don’t know why it’s sexy, don’t worry; like most fetishes, the appeal is not obvious…except to those to whom it is obvious. I confess this one has me scratching my head, but presumably it’s all in good fun.
Monday, November 11th, 2002 -- by Bacchus
Just in case anyone was having trouble visualizing the item (or its uses) under discussion in the Bardex rant below, a quick visit to Double Bardex will fix you right up. It appears to be a Japanese site, and consequently unlikely to be taken off the net by the Bardex lawyers. [And yet, it finally went away.] The site shows several pictures of an “anal retention catheter” as Debrah now must call them, including one shot of the device inflated whilst inside somebody’s hairy butt.
Thursday, November 7th, 2002 -- by Bacchus
 Bacchus is pissed off. As a casual Google search reveals, there are lots of kinky people out there who enjoy giving each other sex enemas. And like any other kinky sex practice, it helps to have good tools. One brand of “anal retention catheter” (you know, a rubber tube for shoving up the ass, usually with one or more inflatable balloons to keep it there) is Bardex.
One would think that the maker of such devices would appreciate free publicity. One would be wrong. One must have failed to consider the kind of lawyers likely to be hired by people who make things to shove up your ass.
The result? Threatening letters to kinky folk on the web.
“By using BARDEX in connection with goods and services that do not originate with C.R. Bard, Inc., You are misrepresenting the source of these goods and services as well as deceiving the public. This use of BARDEX is likely to cause confusion as to origin of the products or services identified and dilute the value of our client’s registered mark in violation of the trademark laws. Furthermore, the manner in which you promote and advertise the products or services creates a negative image, damaging the reputation and goodwill associated with our client’s mark and products”.
The result? Some quality sites have been forced to revise their content — not because there’s any real risk that Bardex would win a lawsuit, but simply because the people involved can’t afford (in money, in time, or in energy) to fight.
What’s wrong with that? Well, as it happens, these lawyers are bluffing. The trademark law in question is the one that lets Nike shut down Ebay auctions for cheap Chinese knockoff shoes. References to bootleg goods really does “deceive the public” and “dilutes the value of the brand.”
The law does NOT let a brand owner decide how its products will be used. Nor does it allow the brand owner to stop people from talking about what they like to do with the product.
What Bardex is doing here — trying to stamp out web references to “non-medical” uses of its enema gear — is just plain old-fashioned cheap bullying. They don’t want their medical customers finding out (as if they didn’t already know) that people use their product to have a little anal fun. And they have learned that they can threaten folks who do that, to get them to shut up about it.
Alas, it doesn’t usually make sense to fight these assholes when they send their threatening letters. Although you could win in court, it could easily cost tens of thousands of dollars to get that victory. No little site about pervy sex has that kind of revenue, and even kinky folks have families to feed.
These guys know they don’t have a legal leg to stand on, but they know that when they send out their insupportable legalistic nastygrams, most folks will have no choice but to comply. Even by the ethical standards for which lawyers are already infamous, that’s just disgusting. Weasels Lawyers who lie, and know they are lying, and do it deliberately and with intent to intimidate, are just rotten. And so are the folks who hire them.
This site has yet to make a dime. Your host has no assets that can readily be attached. And your host’s host can be replaced, complete with a DNS update, in under 24 hours. So, Bardex, this is for you:
BARDEX is BEST
for kinky enema butt sex!
Deal with it.
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