Stopping Traffic

I don’t care how your arousal wiring is connected, there’s no way that this wouldn’t be a distraction to see during your morning commute. “Yes, Bob, Chopper 5 eye-in-the-sky is on the scene, and there does indeed seem to be a slowdown on the 409 this morning, some sort of traffic disturbance…”

Photo is from the amazing collection of vintage gay porn at BJ’s Land.

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Motorcycle Seat Gangbang

It’s unclear that we’re actually witnessing a small gangbang in progress on the none-too-ample couch of a motorcycle seat, but that’s what first impressions would suggest. The alternate explanation is that our heroine is merely perched there while these two toughs fight over her:

Art is from the cover of Ilona #2.

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In the world of Hypersexy (issues 21 and 23) there’s always a rough-looking biker willing to give a motorcycle ride to a nude and/or topless woman:

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I’m not sure why you would bother with a scarf when neglecting so much other clothing and essential motorcycle safety gear, but in the world of pulp cover art, it’s all about the image, is it not so?

This one is from the cover of Hypersexy #20.

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She’s wearing a helmet, from which we may conclude she’s not completely unconscious of motorcycle safety issues. Yet I think the very first item of safety gear I would choose for mostly-naked cycling would be some sort of shoes:

Found at Vintage Cuties; the model may be Lois Mitchel.

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Topless Somali Biker, 1937

It’s an advertising card from Moto Bianchi, supposedly a scene from Somalia.

How To Stop Traffic

The Nymph has long desired a Vespa. But I don’t think she intends to ride (or drive) it like this:

Picture dates from 1960, in Jerry Yulsman Tells How to Take Glamour Photos. Via Vintage Scans.

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No Helmet — Or Anything Else

Apparently in Romania, you can ride a motorcycle nude … except you still need a helmet:

A woman riding on the back of a motorbike stark naked was pulled over by police – because she wasn’t wearing her helmet.

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After pulling the motorbike over in Romania, officers let the modern day Lady Godiva off with just a warning and a ticket for not donning a helmet.

The cheeky rider then hopped back on the bike, nude but for a crash helmet, and sped off – giving fellow motorists plenty of photo opportunities.

One disbelieving witness said: ‘The officer was a traffic cop and the only traffic offence she’d committed was in not wearing a helmet.

‘So he gave her a warning and a ticket and told her and her companion to ride on.’

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I think she got taken for a ride:

It’s cover art, as you’d know already if you had clicked the image, from an old Lancaster Press stroke book called The Wicked and The Whipped (LCP108).

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“Hey babe…nice bike!”