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Monday, April 6th, 2026 -- by Bacchus
Yesterday’s ass-eating video clip led naturally, as these things do, to back-channel conversations about the nomenclature around what the dictionary people delicately call “erotic stimulation achieved by contact between mouth and anus.”
The Wikipedia article on this sexual practice is under anilingus, where it is explained to be a sort of portmanteau of the Latin anus and -lingus, from lingere (to lick). However in English the spelling has morphed until it is more often seen as analingus than anilingus. Thus the Wikipedia editors, though not yet Miriam Webster, accept both spellings.
If dog Latin wasn’t fun, schoolboys and cunning armchair linguists wouldn’t have done so much of it since the empire fell. But what does all of this have to do with rimming and salad tossing? Here I shall let The Contemporary Dictionary of Sexual Euphemisms by Jordan Tate take up the taxonomical tale, even if (having been published in 2007) it no longer feels so very contemporary:
A derivation of eating out, tossing salad is a derogatory term aimed at emasculating homosexual men, by implying that because of their sexual orientation, they are inherently less masculine. When this euphemism was popularized, it only described the act of a man performing analingus on another man. The propagation of the term stemmed from the results of mixing various greens and dressing to achieve an even coating on each leaf. It was assumed that this type of care and precision was taken to coat the anus in saliva and prepare the anus for anal intercourse. It is this logical leap that hindered the initial popularity of tossing salad and why its origin still remains a mystery to so many. Tossing salad soon came to describe any sessions of analingus where the tongue penetrates the sphincter (thereby differentiating it from a “rim job”) regardless of intentions of anal intercourse.
And that, I think, is as much as most of us will ever need to know about the various terms for eating ass.
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Sunday, April 5th, 2026 -- by Bacchus
This little clip from Murad Shawki’s standup comedy routine describes the first time he got his ass eaten, and the involuntary Mickey Mouse noises he ended up making:
At least he’s a good sport!
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Wednesday, July 3rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Truly, what could be more patriotic and celebratory apple-pie-and-baseball wholesome than eating a leather-clad domme’s ass while she stands in front of a huge improperly-displayed American flag? Play ball, I say!
This kinky 4th of July goodness is from Freedom To Fuck at Kink.com.
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Tuesday, August 23rd, 2022 -- by Bacchus
It’s been more than a month since we checked in with Chloë. Surely it’s time for another visit?
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Monday, December 6th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
At first glance my instant mental summing-up of this artwork by Jean Morisot was “carnival stripper getting her ass eaten out by a creepy clown” and I’m not sure that’s entirely wrong. But when I saw all the musical instruments lined up behind them, my mind flashed instantly to the Blues Brothers, and Dan Ackroyd solemnly intoning “No, ma’am, we’re musicians.” Which, you know, also checks out, especially if you ever knew anybody who was in a marching band:
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Tuesday, April 27th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Here’s something pretty gnarly, going down in a stainless steel hot tub. The photo in question might just represent an unfortunate angle from which to film a deep-throat blowjob. But it kinda looks like she’s rimming the guy, in the sense of “rimming” where the goal more like “setting the global depth record for tongue insertion.” Hard to say.
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Thursday, March 11th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
She is, as they say, eating that ass like it’s good:
Artist not known.
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Sunday, February 17th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
There are reasons the stroke books of the 70s and 80s up and vanished pretty much as soon as “real porn” on VHS tape became widely available. These cheap little paperbacks aren’t usually remembered with much fondness, except perhaps for their cover art (usually the best thing about them). The quality of the erotic prose inside is perhaps a large part of why. I can’t tell if this is a simple bit of salad tossing anal foreplay or a ritual cult sacrifice:
But Melanie had one more virginal orifice Jarvis wanted to explore.
“Turn over on your belly, baby,” he ordered huskily.
Obediently, Melanie rolled over. Jarvis’ eyes greedily swept down to the full, firm cheeks of her creamy, translucent ass. He ran his fingers down her back and dug them into the pliant, shimmering mounds of flesh. Spreading them apart, he revealed the sweet winking rosette of her unviolated asshole. It was pink and puckered and looked incredibly tight.
Jarvis scooted down and lowered his face slowly until it was inches away from the marshmallow-like lobes of her high, firm buns. He blew hot air between the quivering butt cheeks, and slowly leaned forward. Puckering his lips, he pressed them against the quivering bunghole, letting her buttocks close about his face. He forked out his tongue greedily and swiped it over the slick, tight anus, tasting the pungent flavor of it, his heart hammering violently in his chest.
Melanie’s body jerked and she gave an astonished gasp of pleasure. Jarvis was revealing to her erotogenic areas she had never imagined could be aroused before. Jarvis began to work his tongue back and forth rapidly, plunging the tip of it against the puckered maw, inserting it slowly into the tight, clenching muscle until it slid into the blazing, clutching interior of her colon.
A sob of dumbfounded delight broke in Melanie’s throat and she lifted her ass instinctively…
That’s a tiny excerpt from AG-109 Southern Tramp (#109 in the American Girls series, by an uncredited/anonymous author).
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Sunday, October 21st, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Now here’s a dexterous man who can probably walk and chew gum at the same time, too!
From BJ’s Land via Kinky Delight, originally as seen in 1974 gay porn movie Moving.
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Thursday, June 30th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Via Kinky Delight:
Original photo source: Assylum.
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Friday, June 24th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Whose salad is Veronica tossing in this artwork by Rob Durham, while Betty looks on and waits impatiently for her turn? Is it Archie, Reggie, or Jugghead? Only the artist knows for sure:
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Friday, April 1st, 2016 -- by Bacchus
Sexy Flintstones parody, salad tossing edition:
Artist is Tram Pararam.
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