Witches On Water Skis
Wednesday, October 25th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Be the water-skiing witches you want to see in the world:
Bonus points if you actually live somewhere that’s warm enough to go waterskiing on Halloween.
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Two Witches, One Broom
Monday, October 31st, 2022 -- by Bacchus
If what I think I saw fly past my window just now is what I actually saw, perhaps the really good parties are underway by now. Happy Halloween!
The artist is Jean Veber.
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This is Konotor, Motherfuckers!
Tuesday, March 15th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Ukrainian witches in action:
Early in the Russian invasion of Ukraine, this snippet of video went viral. It features some Russian soldiers in their tanks, surrounded by a derisive crowd, listening to an irate local woman threaten them with witchy curses that will permanently soften their peckers. I don’t have the language skills to translate the audio track myself, but from various social media reports, the gist of it apparently goes something like this:
Do you know where you are? It’s Konotop!
Here every second woman is a witch.
Tomorrow you won’t be able to get your dick to stand up!
[mass of unfriendly laughter]
For reference, Konotor is a Ukrainian city that’s somewhat famous for its witches. There’s a famous story, The Witch Of Konotor, but I can’t say whether there’s a story because the witches were already famous or whether the witches of Konotor are famous because of the story. Either way, folk magic curses, amplified by a large and hostile crowd, are nothing for a prudent person to take lightly!
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German Swamp Witches
Thursday, July 16th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
When we think “witches dancing naked in a circle” we usually think “in a forest” or “around a bonfire” or “in the moonlight”. Such is the power of folklore. Somehow, the swamp witches of Germany have been utterly forgotten…
More seriously, this is an image that appeared in a 1930s Nazi-approved book celebrating the naked body. Per this article, body pride (in Aryan bodies only, duh, because Nazis are assholes) was seen as essential “to build a strong and self-confident race.”
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Witches Go Forth
Monday, October 31st, 2016 -- by Bacchus
The sun has set! At long last, we celebrate!
Happy Halloween, everybody!
Art is Witches going to their Sabbath by Luis Ricardo Falero. Painted in 1878.
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The Witches Of Hans Baldung
Friday, September 18th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Is it almost Halloween yet? Because I stumbled over this “Three Witches” illustration by Hans Baldung:
And then, when I looked him up in the Wikipedia, I found his “Witch And Dragon”:
I never knew that, when slaying dragons in the nude, you had to worry about him slipping you some tongue.
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Witches, Riding
Monday, June 15th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Just in case you’re one of those innocent people who missed the symbolic import of the whole “witches riding on broomsticks” thing, this vintage art by Eugene Reunier ought to sort you out:
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