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February 26th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Prepare Your Anus: Cheerfully, for Enema

enema preparation artwork

This vintage enema scene is from the French flagellation novel Petit Dactylo by “Sadie Blackeyes” (said to be the pseudonym of Pierre Dumarchey, aka Pierre Mac Orlan. Art is signed G. Smit.

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July 7th, 2014 -- by Bacchus

Prepare Your Anus

It doesn’t look to me like there’s adequate lube and preparation for this incipient penetration:


The artwork appears around the web with the French caption “La chose sa pressait contre le cratère de mon anus”, but no artist or source information is ready to hand.

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September 30th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Ridged Dildo, Coming In Hot

January 5th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Anus: Prepared

Long before the “Prepare your anus” meme ever came bubbling up out of the internet’s swampy bits, fetish artist Bill Ward was illustrating the general idea. If you prefer a naval metaphor, this trembling Ward heroine has cleared her decks for action:

anus prepared

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September 4th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Gay Bondage Fumetti

Ever since he woke up, Mario has been reflecting on what a terrible idea it turns out to have been to eat party pills with those extra-friendly dudes he met at the weight room:

muscular young twink looking man tied to a bondage bench while a masked man with a huge erection approaches

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Images are from the Italian fumetti publication Serie Blu 23: La Banda Gay.

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May 20th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Having Fun With Dominent Women

spiked dominatrix whipping his ass

There are lots of men out there who long ago figured out at least a few of the joys of dominant women, and the possibilities when it comes to having fun with them. That’s a big part of what keeps bdsm dating sites in business. Matching up dominant women with the men who love to play with them is a project where lots of people need at least a little bit of help, especially in smaller towns and rural areas around the world. But sometimes, a man never even discovers the dominant mettle of the woman he’s already sleeping with, until he actually feels her spurs raking the tender flesh of his ass-cheeks. Pro tip: if she’s literally wearing spurs on your date, and you didn’t actually do an activity that involved riding horses, it’s time to prepare your anus! Or, at least, prepare your butt cheeks, because this could happen to you:

cowgirl spurring the ass of her man

Even in a long-term committed relationship, a man who fucks up profoundly enough, for long enough, may find himself discovering a whole new hitherto-unsuspected dominant side of his wife’s personality. Gentlemen, do not try this at home; it’s very unlikely to go like this, and far more likely that she kicks you out and gets a restraining order. This novel sobriety program is deeply unlikely to be the one that you experience, but if she is committed enough, I can see it working! Especially if you find yourself restrained in the basement, and/or with various bits of expensive stainless steel locked about precious tender bits of your anatomy. I wonder how likely a drunk would be to fall off the wagon, if his wedding tackle was literally hostage to his good behavior? Probably nothing makes a hangover more vile than waking up with your testicles in a vice:

angry dominatrix wife prepares to punish her drunken husband

Some married men, though, are long resigned to the sad truth that, drunk or sober, their wife will never meet them at the door in black leather and heels. No riding crop, no whip, no handcuffs: it’s just not going to happen. A surprising fraction of such men react to this unhappy state of affairs in a manner that’s at once philosophical and practical: when the wife is in Toledo visiting her ailing auntie, it’s simple enough to get a blonde dominatrix callgirl sent around to the house. The wife doesn’t travel often enough for anything as complicated as formally screwing around with somebody on an ongoing basis, you understand, but where’s the harm in a single expensive but oh-so-memorable afternoon?

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March 4th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Beware The Enema Demons!

These days, someone getting an enema is fairly likely to be doing it for fetish fun. But back in the day? When it was medicine, and probably ineffective medicine at that? The average misery quotient was perhaps a lot higher. I think that’s where this artist was coming from, with his fanciful enema demons and their klyster cannon:

prepare your anus for enema demons

This could be a fully modern “Prepare your anus” meme!

Artwork from the Wellcome collection.

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