When you encounter this photo elsewhere on the web, usually it’s titled with words suggesting a lesbian orgy. Which is overselling it, yeah? I mean, I see thirty-five or forty naked women sitting on a tarp. Are they lesbians, even in the limited sense of the word as it is used by male-gaze pornographers? And about that orgy: sure, we’ve got a supersaturated solution of naked bodies. An orgy might precipitate out while we watch, but nothing in the photo suggests it’s happening just yet. Do lesbians even have orgies? Or is the lesbian orgy just another fantastical invention of male-gaze pornographers? Plus I have one final question: what the heck is going on with this lady?

Via Kinky Delight.

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I’m not sure if this is supposed to be a cavity search or a friendly greeting, but either way, I think this is one of those penal institutions designed more for entertainment than for penological strictness:

I don’t have source for this one.

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I don’t care if the forty on your lap is freezing your balls, your passenger has a cure for that:

This road trip seductive masturbation .gif came from a dead tumbler, but I have evidence that the uncredited source material was originally found in a Reality Kings porn shoot:

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On the short list of great ways to travel, you will always find this one: in a private sleeper cabin, with a big view window, an uninhibited beautiful companion, and a bottle of iced bubbly.

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About five years ago I offered a quick update on the legend of how Perseus’s mother Danaë got pregnant with him while locked away in a basement, thanks to Zeus and his expedient of manifesting himself as a shower of sticky gold coins. That post included four different artistic treatments of that seminal moment. Here’s another, by the same Alex Székely who painted the recently-appearing portfolio of sex parties:

Sadly I have no information on why Danaë has a helpful handmaiden in this version.

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Even the best-made gynoids need periodic maintenance!

Artwork is by Watanabe.

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Ukrainian witches in action:

Early in the Russian invasion of Ukraine, this snippet of video went viral. It features some Russian soldiers in their tanks, surrounded by a derisive crowd, listening to an irate local woman threaten them with witchy curses that will permanently soften their peckers. I don’t have the language skills to translate the audio track myself, but from various social media reports, the gist of it apparently goes something like this:

Do you know where you are? It’s Konotop!

Here every second woman is a witch.

Tomorrow you won’t be able to get your dick to stand up!

[mass of unfriendly laughter]

For reference, Konotor is a Ukrainian city that’s somewhat famous for its witches. There’s a famous story, The Witch Of Konotor, but I can’t say whether there’s a story because the witches were already famous or whether the witches of Konotor are famous because of the story. Either way, folk magic curses, amplified by a large and hostile crowd, are nothing for a prudent person to take lightly!

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