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February 4th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Hesiod, Butt Fancier

 
February 1st, 2022 -- by Bacchus

The Hard Life Of A Lady’s Maid

People tend to forget that when they said “personal servant” back in the day, they weren’t kidding about the “personal” part! That pussy wasn’t gonna shave itself, after all:

woman makes her maid shave the hair off her cunt

Artwork is by Georges Pichard.

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January 29th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Whoopsie! Maybe Knock Next Time?

Seriously, who barges through a bedroom door at all, much less when there are energetic sex noises coming from the other side of it?

woman barges in on some energetic reverse cowgirl fucking

Artwork is by Temon.

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January 26th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Plastic Pussy, Wielded With Love

Far be it from me to pick on anybody for their bedroom hobbies. These parties seem to be enjoying the moment, and who am I, et cetera. But there’s an argument to be made, I think, that we sometimes go too far in letting our personal relationships get intermediated by technology. Which is to say, is the Fleshlight truly needed for this job? The lady is right there:

handjob delivered with a pocket pussy

I believe the performer is Molly Manson and the .gif animation was made from a widely-circulated clip called “Pocket Pussy”.

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January 24th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Gay With Midol

I am old enough, just barely, to remember a time when there were elders and Middle-Americans so innocent that they still used the word “gay” in its “happy, joyous” sense. But not, boldly and extravagantly, in print:

midol made sally gay

I found the vintage advertisement so cheerfully proclaiming Sally’s transformation in the pages of Redbook, specifically the July 1958 issue.

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January 22nd, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Satanists And Luciferiens

Who knew that black masses were so well-designed?

well designed black mass

Artwork is from the cover of a book by Jehan Sylvius: Messes noires, satanistes et lucifériens (Paris, Editions de Lutèce, 1929). Of course Jehan Sylvius is pseudonym; the actual author is said to be one E. Gengenbach, who may have developed a serious butt-hurt about his Catholic religion after having been chucked out of the seminary of Saint-Dié in 1924, after having gone over the walls one night to enjoy the charms of certain actress in Paris. The cover art appears to be signed “Matutano”.

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January 20th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

We Want Smaller Towels!

There’s an argument to be made against the modern trend to replace old-fashioned bath towels with full-body blanket-sized luxury terrycloth wraps. I mean, sure, they’re luxurious to use, yeah, obviously. But their ubiquity could be seen as a crime against the lustful male gaze, which might otherwise still get to enjoy sights like these:

pinup model stepping out of a shower and covering herself with a tiny towel

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