I don’t know much about this angry woman who has been surprised in her shower. Her distinctive tiara may identify her, but not to me. All I know is that this voyeuristic scene of shock and annoyance is some sort of CG art from a Japanese eroge game of the early 1990s:

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This is a fair question. I believe I might fall over from laughing, and be unable to comply with this sexual request:

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This very good boy jumps in the river, finds sticks, and brings them back for treats. Today he found the most excellent stick:

The amazing thing about this photo is that it’s from a rather long thread on Twitter where many different people show photos of their dogs playing with sex toys found in the great out-of-doors. Is there some fetish subculture that involves buying sex toys and leaving them under the hedge at the park?

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This man has a morning routine. It involves a newspaper and a blowjob. Why waste time when you can multitask?

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I’m not going to say this sporty woman is hairy — at least, not in any kind of pejorative way. But I do think she may need to be petted:

I have no provenance on this photo, but somebody who went to her academic institution at the right time might be able to recognize the trophy-wall background on the full photo.

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Apropos the previous post on the perils of online sex toy shopping, one way around the problem is of course to order a lot of toys in hopes of finding that one perfect size. Of course, this is a problem if your romantic partner is a completist collector who insists on watching you use all of them:

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It is really easy to mess up and not understand the dimensions of a sex toy one buys online, especially when just a few millimeters can make a major difference to the experience of the toy:

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