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January 7th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Say “Oui” To Anal

This freckled redhead knows when to say yes to a good thing:

french ginger says yes to anal sex

The artist is Artoupan.

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January 5th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Anus: Prepared

Long before the “Prepare your anus” meme ever came bubbling up out of the internet’s swampy bits, fetish artist Bill Ward was illustrating the general idea. If you prefer a naval metaphor, this trembling Ward heroine has cleared her decks for action:

anus prepared

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January 4th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

The Life Coach From Hell

This photo captures that moment when Lacy Lennon begins to suspect that she chose poorly, and now is stuck with a very bad horrible terrible no-good life coach:

bad life coach choices in a Families Tied porn video

The photo is from Bad Habits: New Year’s Resolution Gone Very Wrong, via Kink Unlimited. It’s a tale of a spoiled trust fund brat threatened with being cut off from her money, who hires a life coach to whip her life into shape (so to speak). The guy she hires “specializes in discipline and self-organization” but, sadly for Lacy, there’s fine print in the waivers he makes her sign and she — being a spoiled brat — did not read any of it. Whoopsie!

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January 3rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Don’t Waste Your Sex Time

I gather the lady thinks her husband shouldn’t be wasting time he ought to having sex with her:

sex cartoon featuring an angry and frustrated wife

Cartoon is from the July 1964 issue of Stag magazine.

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January 1st, 2020 -- by Bacchus

The Joys Of Skinny-Dipping

 
December 31st, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Poontang Little, Poontang Small

poontang little, poon tang small library of congress index card

Earlier today I was considering the use of the word “poontang” in a writing project, so I did some Googling to find out whether it has any racist connotations. (I didn’t find any strong indication that it does.) But as often happens in a deep search engine dive, I found a true gem of bawdy American folk music that I was not looking for. The Library Of Congress has a recording by African-American folk singer Jimmie Strothers, collected in 1936 while Strothers was incarcerated in the Virginia State Farm penitentiary. The song is Poontang Little, Poontang Small:

A lot of the lyrics in this recording are obscure, not only to my ear but apparently also to the ears of serious folk-music fans and collectors. The best accounting I could find of how they might go appears in this blog post:

1.Poontang little an’ poontang small,
Poontang stretches like a rubber ball

Chorus: Oh my babe, Oh my salty thing.

2. I’mma hung my poontang from the wire,
Rush come down to the hottest fire.

3.Gonna hang my poontang upon the fence,
Oh, the man come an’ git it ain’t got no sense,

4. ‘Til I’m gone, I’m gonna do my best
“I’m gon’ do a little something gonna bring me no rest”

5. Got a humpback a-little that couldn’t be beat
[He?] put a stack up on the streetcar seat

6. Oh, I b’lieve to my soul she had a lucky hand
‘Cause the lady gave her thing to the sweet-car man,

7. Poontang little and a-poontang small,
Poontang twisted like a rubber ball,

[Spoken]: …It’s all on fire.

8. Oh wire, brier, limber, lock
How many geese is in our flock

9. Oh, one flew east and a-one flew west,
One flew over the cuckoo’s nest,

10. Hung my poontang from the wire,
come down jes as hot as fire,

11. Put my dress above my knees,
I’m gonna give my poontang to who I please,

12. Oh poon I want, tang I crave,
Tang gonna carry to my lovin’ grave,

13. My man has go on to “tell-me-once
I’m gonna dup my husband till my man come,

Chorus: Oh my babe, Oh my salty thing.

 
December 29th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Linda The Dragon

One sometimes sees “The Dragon” on those dubiously-funny lists of even-more-dubious sex acts, but it isn’t really its own thing. Instead it refers to that moment when, intentionally or accidentally, an enthusiastic act of oral sex and/or an ill-considered act of respiration results in her spurting his jizz out her nostrils. In that moment, she is said to resemble a dragon. How common all this might be outside extreme porn and even-more-extreme sex comics, I’m not in a position to say:

linda the dragon has cum spurting out her nostrils

I believe the artwork is by Zerns, whose stuff used to be published by Dofantasy.

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