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October 23rd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

A Royal Mistress, On Earning Her Considerable Keep

lilly langtry

It is said of Lillie Langtry that when Edward Albert (then Prince of Wales, eventually Edward VII) complained of the costs of maintaining her as a mistress, she had a snappy, ah, comeback:

The Prince once complained to Langtry, “I’ve spent enough on you to build a battleship”, whereupon she tartly replied, “And you’ve spent enough in me to float one”.

Fair’s fair!

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October 22nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Savannah Fox, Squirting Sybian Rider

Savannah Fox chained to a sybian for multiple forced squirting orgasms

“Damn, girl, just how long did they keep you chained on top of that Sybian riding vibrator? And how many times did you squirt?”

she squirted so much her pussy juice female ejaculate is pooling on the floor

Pictures are from the most recent (October 21) update at Sexually Broken.

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October 21st, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Airtight Catgirl

According to the artist OrionM, this very busy (and friendly!) cat girl is “Oc character G’intana” from the Final Fantasy gaming franchise:

air tight catgirl with dicks in her ass, pussy, and mouth

(And yes, I found this artwork while doing “research” to make sure I was not misusing the sex slang term “airtight” in Monday’s post. I love what I do…)

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October 20th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

You CAN Get In That Ass!

It’s always good to start your day with a deep belly laugh that wakes up sleeping dogs and makes them throw you reproachful glares.

Roflcopter

Today this happened for me upon reading Rain Degrey’s blog, when she dipped into the “festering swamp of crazy” that is her inbox and decided to respond to the dudebro who wrote her to ask: “Can I get in that ass?”

RainDeGrey:

Why certainly!

I am incredibly wealthy, I have no job, nothing but free time and am the sluttiest person in the entire world!

When strangers from Illinois contact me asking to get in that ass, I buy a plane ticket and fly out on the spot! No condoms, no questions, I have a lovely case of herpes that I would like to share with you.

I am flying into your state tomorrow. I believe marriage is in our future. Particularly after I give you this herpes!

See you tomorrow my soul mate & life partner! How many kids are we planning on?

Xoxoxo

Since this is Rain, that’s just the foreplay. While she was getting in touch with her inner bunny-boiler, I was calling in the ROFL-copter. Bank account numbers, kidneys, x-rays, pink slips, oh my!

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October 19th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Insane Clown Threeway

If you thought scary clowns were frightening enough when they started showing up in your spanking porn, you may be terrified to learn that they are also popping up in sex game threesomes:

woman from sex gangsters game has scary clown dick in her mouth and in her ass or pussy during her threesome with posse of two bad evil clowns

This is artwork from Sex Gangsters, which is the adult browser game I posted about last month. Given the general lad-mag vibe that permeates Sex Gangsters, I’m a little surprised there isn’t a third nasty clown to give us a completely “airtight” shot plus high-fives all around, but I guess that might have been harder to draw in the 2D layouts (reminiscent of old side-scrollers) the game uses for its art presentation.

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October 18th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Pegging Him For The First Time

Her new boyfriend wants to be pegged. Anne Hastings writing at Postmodern Woman is game, but nervous:

I did my research, reading up on pegging and prostate stimulation and tried on the leather harness and ‘realistic’ dildo that my boyfriend had bought in the hopes of someday finding a girlfriend who would be up for it. That girlfriend was me.

So when he brought the idea up, that night, I said yes.

Immediately I felt scared. What if I didn’t do it right or couldn’t make him feel good? Could I control this silicone thing that wasn’t actually part of my body? I knew I didn’t need to feel embarrassed if our first attempt wasn’t exactly professional. I also knew that, just the fact I was prepared to try it, would make him happy. That didn’t stop me feeling scared all of a sudden, as if I’d never had sex before.

I suppose I had never had sex like this before. I felt vulnerable, exposed and worried I couldn’t satisfy my partner’. Normally, as a woman, that job is pretty easy.

‘Are you nervous?’ he asked me between kisses.

‘I am.’

‘Why?’

‘I’ve never done this before. I might be rubbish.’

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October 17th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Social Media #Pornocalypse Is Why We Can’t Have Nudes In Playboy

pornocalypse-pitfall

It’s no secret that since 2005 or so, I have attempted to make a living at sex blogging. What may be news (if hardly surprising) is that I am no longer succeeding. The single biggest reason (and what I currently perceive as my largest business challenge) is that in 2015 there is no hope of growth in web traffic without social media, and social media companies are (predominantly) hostile to adult content. Generalizing: you can’t put (or link to) smut on social media, you can’t grow or even maintain your web traffic without social media, and so it’s very hard to make money on the adult web. Traffic and revenue decline, and there’s no way to chase it where it is. Back in 2012 at ErosBlog’s 10 anniversary, I wrote:

But what about the future? Will ErosBlog still be here in 2017? I’m less confident than I was in 2007; I grow older and move more slowly, while the world speeds up and accelerates into the future. But I’m persistent, and I’m stubborn. Unless I stop being entertained by porn (which seems unlikely) I can’t imagine not having bits of it that need pointed at and talked about. So, just as I did in 2007, I’ll say “I truly do hope so!”

I still hope so, yes I do. But it’s no longer clear that ErosBlog can survive as a profit-making enterprise. One of these days it may become a hobby, and a hobby with a much cheaper and less reliable server at that. I sometimes flatter myself that crowdfunding might offer a way forward, but it’s not immune from #pornocalypse either.

Enough about ErosBlog. Icons of the adult industry much bigger than me are struggling with the same dynamic. When your problems are also Hugh Hefner’s problems, you’re at least in good company. When I drunkenly posted the other night about the then-breaking news that Playboy was going to be putting panties on all of its Playmates going forward, commenter André adroitly identified the story as a #pornocalypse situation:

Pornocalypse comes to Playboy. Of all places. It was a common sense business decision, apparently. Porn is everywhere, so Playboy had long lost their edge, and in an age of sanitized social media, their only way to make it into mainstream platforms (Facebook et at) to — in their mind — secure a viable future (doubtful!) was to clean their act up and hide the nudity that offends the terms of service of those platforms.

André should write for Wired magazine. Here’s Wired:

Times have changed. Nudity and pornography are ubiquitous on the Internet. And people are buying fewer magazines overall, choosing instead to read online. Meanwhile, those same readers increasingly come to stories through third-party platforms like Facebook, Twitter, and Pinterest. Those platforms have their own rules, and often prohibit or limit nudity. For Playboy to survive in a platform-driven world, the pressure to conform to those standards is immense–so much so that the publication is abandoning the core of its brand’s identity.

This isn’t really a new thing for Playboy. The company already transitioned its website away from full nudity, for the same reason:

Playboy’s shift isn’t completely new. The magazine re-launched Playboy.com last year “as a safe-for-work site,” and has seen significant success. “Tens of millions of readers come to our non-nude website and app every month for, yes, photos of beautiful women, but also for articles and videos from our humor, sex and culture, style, nightlife, entertainment and video game sections,” the magazine says.

The company’s chief executive, Scott Flanders [says] that some content was made SFW “in order to be allowed on social media platforms like Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.” The Times also reports that following the website’s shift away from nudity traffic to the site increased “to about 16 million from about four million uniques users per month” as “the average age of its reader dropped from 47 to just over 30″–in other words, a demographic totally at home on social media.

Here’s the Wired summary of social media’s hostility to adult content:

On many social media platforms, the so-called community standards barring explicit content aren’t that different from what Hefner felt he was rebelling against when he famously published Marilyn Monroe’s nude centerfold back in 1953. Facebook, the company says, “restricts the display of nudity because some audiences within our global community may be sensitive to this type of content.” Twitter requires that sensitive content like nudity be marked as such so it can be hidden behind a warning. Celebrities and activists have had little luck in their campaign to have Instagram “free the nipple.” Apple’s App Store guidelines, meanwhile, warn that “apps containing pornographic material… will be rejected.”

This, my friends, is why we can’t have nice adult things. Discovery is no longer via search. (Google killed search for adult sites several years back anyway.) Discovery is via social media. And social media is hostile to adult. It’s not just me. Maybe “Bacchus” at a dumb little 13-year-old sex blog just doesn’t “get” how to market on the modern platforms-and-silos internet. But when freakin’ Hugh Hefner himself abandons the core of his venerable brand, which is models wearing no panties, because the social media platforms are hostile to ladies without panties? It’s not just me. It’s a thing.

I think I shall call it #Pornocalypse.

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