October 23rd, 2015 -- by Bacchus
You’d be ornery too if you had to pirouette in those shoes:
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October 23rd, 2015 -- by Bacchus
It is said of Lillie Langtry that when Edward Albert (then Prince of Wales, eventually Edward VII) complained of the costs of maintaining her as a mistress, she had a snappy, ah, comeback:
The Prince once complained to Langtry, “I’ve spent enough on you to build a battleship”, whereupon she tartly replied, “And you’ve spent enough in me to float one”.
Fair’s fair!
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October 22nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus
“Damn, girl, just how long did they keep you chained on top of that Sybian riding vibrator? And how many times did you squirt?”
Pictures are from the most recent (October 21) update at Sexually Broken.
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October 21st, 2015 -- by Bacchus
According to the artist OrionM, this very busy (and friendly!) cat girl is “Oc character G’intana” from the Final Fantasy gaming franchise:
(And yes, I found this artwork while doing “research” to make sure I was not misusing the sex slang term “airtight” in Monday’s post. I love what I do…)
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October 20th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
It’s always good to start your day with a deep belly laugh that wakes up sleeping dogs and makes them throw you reproachful glares.
Today this happened for me upon reading Rain Degrey’s blog, when she dipped into the “festering swamp of crazy” that is her inbox and decided to respond to the dudebro who wrote her to ask: “Can I get in that ass?”
RainDeGrey:
Why certainly!
I am incredibly wealthy, I have no job, nothing but free time and am the sluttiest person in the entire world!
When strangers from Illinois contact me asking to get in that ass, I buy a plane ticket and fly out on the spot! No condoms, no questions, I have a lovely case of herpes that I would like to share with you.
I am flying into your state tomorrow. I believe marriage is in our future. Particularly after I give you this herpes!
See you tomorrow my soul mate & life partner! How many kids are we planning on?
Xoxoxo
Since this is Rain, that’s just the foreplay. While she was getting in touch with her inner bunny-boiler, I was calling in the ROFL-copter. Bank account numbers, kidneys, x-rays, pink slips, oh my!
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October 19th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
If you thought scary clowns were frightening enough when they started showing up in your spanking porn, you may be terrified to learn that they are also popping up in sex game threesomes:
This is artwork from Sex Gangsters, which is the adult browser game I posted about last month. Given the general lad-mag vibe that permeates Sex Gangsters, I’m a little surprised there isn’t a third nasty clown to give us a completely “airtight” shot plus high-fives all around, but I guess that might have been harder to draw in the 2D layouts (reminiscent of old side-scrollers) the game uses for its art presentation.
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October 18th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Her new boyfriend wants to be pegged. Anne Hastings writing at Postmodern Woman is game, but nervous:
I did my research, reading up on pegging and prostate stimulation and tried on the leather harness and ‘realistic’ dildo that my boyfriend had bought in the hopes of someday finding a girlfriend who would be up for it. That girlfriend was me.
So when he brought the idea up, that night, I said yes.
Immediately I felt scared. What if I didn’t do it right or couldn’t make him feel good? Could I control this silicone thing that wasn’t actually part of my body? I knew I didn’t need to feel embarrassed if our first attempt wasn’t exactly professional. I also knew that, just the fact I was prepared to try it, would make him happy. That didn’t stop me feeling scared all of a sudden, as if I’d never had sex before.
I suppose I had never had sex like this before. I felt vulnerable, exposed and worried I couldn’t satisfy my partner’. Normally, as a woman, that job is pretty easy.
‘Are you nervous?’ he asked me between kisses.
‘I am.’
‘Why?’
‘I’ve never done this before. I might be rubbish.’
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