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August 4th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Windows 10 Surfaces Man’s Porn, Shows It To His Wife

I have only been paying the most moderate attention to the tweets and headlines about the massive privacy flaws said to be built into Windows 10. That’s because for me, every new Windows since Windows 98 has been a downgrade. So I never “upgrade” — I only see a new Windows version when I get new hardware. I am the opposite of an early adopter.

One man found out the hard way that Windows 10 did not have his privacy at heart. He left it installing overnight, and when he came down in the morning, his wife was watching a slidehow of all his porn running in a “live tile” on the desktop, stuff that he thought he’d buried in deep and impenetrable sub-sub-folders:

Loaded up WIN 10 last night and left it on to do its thing. Woke up to wife asking why I set it to rotate all my porn images right on the desk top view. I have no idea how to shut that feature off and that computer is staying shut down until I do.

Free windows and a free trip to the doghouse. Thanks Microsoft!!!

Edit: Don’t make my mistake, keep your private pictures out of My Pictures, no matter how deep you hide them in sub folders.

Yes, let’s automatically create a slide show on the desktop of everything we can find in the “My Pictures” folder, users will love that! What could possibly go wrong?

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August 3rd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

A Little Help With The Tentacle Dicks?

help with tentacle-fucking monster

A panel (two panels if you click the image) from Count Zartog’s Depravities by Starzo.

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August 2nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Sex Toys On Her Fingernails

This is pretty awesome:

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August 2nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Cultural Appropriation: You Say That Like It’s A Bad Thing

I’m not a big fan (for reasons that will become clear) of the notion of “cultural appropriation” as a bad thing. But it doesn’t come up a lot in the kind of porn I write about and share here. Thus did my feelers twitch when I saw this tweet:

I agree! Cultural appropriation, which was called “cultural borrowing” back when I studied this sort of thing, is what (IMO) makes every large “world city” great to visit or live in. It’s at the heart of the cultural “melting pot” notion, too, which I am old enough to remember used to be touted as the thing that made the USA such a successful and dynamic society. Cultural borrowing is as old as human trade; without it, the original Silk Road would never been a route of consequence. What’s awesome about cultural borrowing is that just as with intellectual property, when you copy, you multiply; there’s no diminution suffered by the original author, no deprivation suffered by the original culture. The beauty of cultural “borrowing” is that you can imitate what you like from another culture (the food, the music, the clothes, the art) without depriving anybody of anything. (Calling it “cultural appropriation” reveals the same sort of mentality that thinks of copying intellectual property as “stealing” it.)

So why was Hywel Phillips, who (with his beautiful wife Ariel Anderssen) creates several classy erotic websites including Restrained Elegance and Silk Soles, having to pop up on Twitter in defense of cultural appropriation? I had to know more.

silk-soles-kimono

It turns out he got some flak on Twitter for posting “a white girl in a kimono” (see above). His blog explains it all: Why I Will Not Be Taking This Photo Down.

Gracious, I should hope not! It’s utterly lovely!

Phillips explains:

All people of all cultures have drawn inspiration and innovation from other cultures, throughout human history and indeed before. We are all human beings, and we should all be allowed to draw inspiration from cultures we were not born into.

White girls should be allowed to wear kimonos. Nigerian girls should be allowed to wear Ancient Greek Peplos. I have photographed Swedish, Romanian and Scottish girls wearing Cheongsams. I’ve photographed Italian people wearing historical Viking dress and English women wearing Togas. I’ve photographed Dutch men wearing dress traditionally considered appropriate for women; were they culturally appropriating the clothes of a traditionally oppressed minority? No, they were just doing something they enjoyed.

Should I have been offended at the cultural appropriation of English people wearing traditional Welsh dress at school Eisteddfods? Why should I? It’s not in any meaningful sense mine, even though I was born and raised in the country from whence the tradition originates.

I’m no moral authority, but I do have a silver rule to back up the golden rule. Replace all labels by the word “person” or “people” and see what I think of it then.

“Should a white girl be allowed to be photographed wearing a kimono?” becomes “Should a person be allowed to be photographed wearing a kimono?”. Yes they should. Anybody who wants to should be able to.

What is the alternative? Not shooting those photos with that model, I guess. Does that mean we should racially segregate the models who come to work with us?

He then goes into the cultural symbolism and putative “ownership” of that particular kimono, to a depth which some might consider pedantic but which I found fascinating:

And let’s examine the Kimono in that photograph. It is a kimono in the following two senses (again, after Wikipedia). 1) It is a thing to wear, which is the literal meaning, and 2) It is similar in design to the traditional Japanese garment of that name.

It was designed and sewn by a British person based on a pattern designed by a European (inspired by that traditional Japenese style), from fabric made in India. That fabric is a synthetic one invented in Britain (or at least most likely descended from a material invented in Britain) but designed to look like a traditional Chinese fabric in texture and also with a design inspired by Chinese tradition.

There’s a long history of colonialism and bloody war between many of those civilisations.

The kimono itself, according to Wikipedia, was heavily influenced by traditional Han Chinese clothing. So should Japanese people even be allowed to wear them, since they are apparently culturally appropriated from China? What is the statute of limitations on how long ago a borrowing has to be before it becomes legitimate?

This is nonsense. Throughout history we’ve all begged, borrowed and stolen inspiration from each other, all the time and in all directions. We are all human beings. We should be allowed to. It is one of the most fertile sources of innovation we have.

Indeed.

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August 2nd, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Muscular Beauty

Do you like your women so buff they could snap you like a twig? Meet Jill Rudison, IFBB Pro Physique Competitor, courtesy of Land Of Venus:

female body builder Jill Rudison

female body builder jill rudison nude and naked

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August 1st, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Afternoon Quickie

It was supposed to be an afternoon nap, but somehow it turned into a quickie:

auer-languid-quickie

You can tell these people are rich; they clearly don’t launder their own clothing, or they would have taken off more of it before getting busy.

Art is by by Croatian artist Robert Auer.

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July 31st, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Hot Hot Yoga

This yoga class started out promising and it just kept getting better:

butt in the air downward dog yoga exercises tights

bottomless stretching yoga exercise

naked yoga instructor has big plans for a big cucumber and her pussy

naked back arch yoga

Pictures are from ALS Scan.

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