August 6th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
The Interlude In The Parlour
The sophisticated pleasures of sophisticated gentlemen with sophisticated eyewear:
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August 5th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Ama Overboard
Most of the vintage pictures of naked Japanese female shellfish divers (ama) focus on their bare breasts. But when it’s bottoms-up time as they dive over the gunwales, you get a pretty picture like this:
Via Hedonix.
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August 5th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Facebook’s #Pornocalypse Double Standard For Porn Stars
Here’s Aurora Snow writing about what it’s like being a porn star with a FaceBook account:
Why did Facebook delete me?
Or, I should say, why did Facebook delete my account three times? Yes, three times.
Exactly what prompts the social network to erase porn stars accounts even when they abide by the rules is something of a mystery. Maybe it’s the hard nipples protruding from a silk shirt or the Wonder Woman pose in lingerie. Or perhaps it’s the shock of seeing a bubble butt popping out of a skimpy bikini. It could be offensive language. You know, like, “Have a naughty Saturday” or “come play with my pussy” (with a picture of a kitty cat).
Then again, maybe it’s just because they’re porn stars.
Regular people frequently post the same content without fear of censorship. Think about how much time you spend posting photos and talking to “friends” in the comments. Some people upload content to Facebook for the perpetual online access it provides. We imagine it’ll be there forever. If your computer crashes or your home catches fire your content remains safe and secure in your virtual scrapbook. It’s all in the cloud.
Unless of course you happen to be a porn star.
I was devastated the first time I was deleted, and dumbfounded each time thereafter. Sure I’ve posted a few bikini photos, but nothing that wasn’t family appropriate. The photos I posted were conservative by porn standards and less sexually suggestive than most magazine covers.
Yet my accounts were deleted when I supposedly violated the terms of use. I lost contact with friends and acquaintances, irreplaceable photos from mobile uploads, and my faith in social media. Maybe my photos were flagged by a religious zealot trying to save my soul, or perhaps one of my “friends” wrote a derogatory comment beneath it. I wrote the word “ass” on a Twitter post that linked to my Facebook account and was shut down shortly thereafter. It could have been coincidence. Since my inquiries as to why it happened were ignored, I really don’t know.
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August 4th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Faces The #Pornocalypse
Since I didn’t ever watch Friends back in the day, I really didn’t know who Julia Louis-Dreyfus even was until a fake-nude of her turned up (doubly-mislabeled) during the great frenzy to find nude photos of Sarah Palin after Palin became John McCain’s running mate back in 2008. But Louis-Dreyfus is indisputably a pretty big celebrity. And now she’s been banned from FaceBook for posting her own baby picture. In her own words:
BAN BAN BAN! No, no, no, insensitive material, inappropriate, blah, bla-bla blah blah, and I’m like “what?” And I keep trying to get in, change my password, absolutely not, they think I’m some sort of pervert, posting baby pictures, naked baby pictures. It’s me!
Here she’s telling David Letterman all about it. The baby picture is in the clip, but I’m gonna let Worldwide Pants and YouTube do the heavy lifting of showing it to you, they’ve got a lot more lawyers than I do:
I tell you what, if the #pornocalypse can sweep up Julia Louis-Dreyfus, there ain’t nobody safe. Automatic censorship by stupid robots, I tell you it’s the wave of the future!
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August 3rd, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Will It Zip?
I found this mesmerizing animated .gif while doing some porn provenance research for Dr. Faustus. I think you’ll like it:
August 2nd, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Breast “Below Normal Functionation”
“Illustrating an application of high frequency current to the breast of a nursing mother…”
Why, yes, Dr. Monell, I believe I would like to subscribe to your kinky newsletter! This image is from High Frequency Electric Currents in Medicine and Dentistry (1910), by one Dr. Samuel Howard Monell, who the American X-Ray Journal once commended for doing “more for static electricity than any other living man.” The caption of the photo shown above helpfully explains that the high-frequency current “will gently stimulate all natural secretions of the body when they fall below normal functionation.”
My thanks to reader “P” for sending along the link!
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July 31st, 2014 -- by Bacchus
An Orgy In Riverdale
All those simmering sexual rivalries, resolved in one good orgy. I’m a little surprised Reggie’s not there, though; I would have thought Veronica would have insisted!
Artist is Aries, who often draws for Dofantasy.com but I’d guess not in this case.
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