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February 2nd, 2013 -- by Bacchus

He Would Like A Fondle

Sometimes the customer asks for something unexpected:

Me: “Hello, how can I help you today?”

Customer: “I’d like a fondle.”

Me: “Excuse me!?”

Customer: “Yeah, I’ve got some friends waiting, so hurry up.”

The customer never did figure out he was actually after a fondue

 
February 1st, 2013 -- by Bacchus

What “Not Safe For Work” Means

Maggie Mayhem nails it in a sentence:

What does it mean to be “NOT SAFE FOR WORK”? If you ask me, that’s the capitalist beast barking at people not to be distracted by their human drives for pleasure and spare time above directing their hearts, bodies, and souls for the profit of a hungry machine.

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February 1st, 2013 -- by Bacchus

A Lot Of Butts

The image quality is not what I’d prefer, but it’s an old scan from a Brazilian porno magazine, so what can you do?

brazilian bottoms in a row

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January 31st, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Busty Blonde Indian Aficionado

When I first encountered this picture it made me think of my father (no longer with us). He’d have appreciated… well, there are the usual things about this picture he’d have appreciated, but in addition he’d have appreciated the advertising sign for the 1934 Indian motorcyle, just to the right of model Natally Gold’s head:

big-breasted blonde

Found here.

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January 30th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

A Gift For Your Sweetie: Double Penetration!

A while back I had a conversation somewhere on social media (I’m getting old enough for “can’t remember shit” disease to have set in, so I have no idea where or precisely with whom) with a woman who said she didn’t understand why dildo harnesses weren’t more popular with men. Being the (comedic) straight man that I am, I asked “Ah, durr, what for?” Her answer was, essentially, so they could do this:

harness for fucking her in both holes at one time

That’s the Double Penetration Harness and Dildo Set. It caught my eye because I was looking at Valentines Day sex toy sales at the time and reflecting on how “sex toys as romantic gifts” is a tricky thing to get right. It’s no fun if the buyer won’t enjoy it, but you don’t want to be that guy who springs a new and possibly-unwelcome fetish play request on his partner in the guise of buying the necessary gear “for her” with a heavy side of “so now we have to play with it”. The trick, of course, is to buy gear for a fantasy she’s already expressed an interest in.

So, this may not be your situation. But imagine that she’s said on several occasions some variation of: “Gosh, I’d love to be double-penetrated like those girls in the pornos, but I don’t want another man in my bed so I guess I’ll just have to dream about it…” I’d say the Double Penetration Harness and Dildo Set is your opportunity to go all “I am a MAN, I provide SOLUTIONS by using ENGINEERING!” Once again, MacGyver saves the day.

Hey. Maybe that’s not your situation. Maybe you’ll do better if you buy her the Anal Rosebud Suction Cylinder (I am totally not making this up). I dunno. The point is, romantic sex toy gifts work better if you’ve been listening to your partner and get a gift that enables one of their sexual fetishes or fantasies, rather than just your own. Yeah, that’s so basic, but people (especially guys) get it wrong all the time.

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January 29th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Anti-Fascist Penis Propaganda: Foutre!

The few places this art appears on the web label it “Nazi propaganda” but the language is French and the style seems to suggest French anti-Nazi propaganda to me:

Hitler astride the giant penis artillery as it moves forward in conquest; a small naked woman stands in the way

Even if you click for the slightly-bigger version, the resolution isn’t good enough to read the smaller text except that I can make out the word “petit” at the end of the first line. Google tells me that the repeated “Foutre!” in the upper caption is a vulgar French word that can be translated a number of ways but which, etymologically anyway, basically means “Fuck!”

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January 26th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

The Life Of The Orgy

“Those two? They get invited to all the best orgies in this town.”

popular orgy guests

Via Kinky Delight.

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