October 29th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Maggie Mayhem, as part of a much larger essay on the benefits of going camping:
Get as loud and uninhibited as you need and howl if you feel so moved. It’s nothing that the woods haven’t heard before. Make the noises you can’t make around people because it entices the worst kind of bureaucratic predators in the whole animal kingdom. Sex is the open woods in isolation from other people is like having a sports car with a roll bar and a road laid bare for you. Push the pedal to your soul’s metal and make some fucking noise.
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October 28th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Best travel poster ever:
Found here. Pinup art by Jean-Gabriel Domergue.
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October 27th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Some poor neighboring skills on display here:
October 25th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Am skeptical that this would actually work on a dude with powerful hangups, but this (from a dead tumblr) would be worth a try. Work or not, the last line, at least, is Truth:
Girls, if you are having trouble getting your man to pleasure you with his face, casually ask him one day what his favorite sucker flavor is. Wait a few days. Then, outta nowhere, start sucking on them, again for a few days, but not during sex. Just randomly tell him that he was right, and they taste really, really good. Casually ask him at one point if he wants one. He eats it, and you remind him of how good it is and how right he was. Then get down on your knees, and blow him slop-style. Wait a few more days. Finally, be waiting for him when he comes home from wherever, and do this with that flavored sucker. Fully bald, clean asshole. The shoes, the whole nine-yards. If he doesn’t do it then, never will. Get a new one.
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October 24th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Artist Lon Ryden leads off the Squick Or Squee 2012 weeklong extravaganza at Erotic Mad Science, with this charming drawing of the Gorgon playing with her toys:
(I chose that word “extravaganza” advisedly; Dr. Faustus says he’s newly commissioned all the images for this week-long event.)
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October 24th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Clarisse Thorn has a new post about cheating, and her reactions to it. Worth your time, but made even better by the series of Post Secret postcards she uses to illustrate it. I liked Ms. Innocent Freak and her mad ransom-note collage skills:
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October 23rd, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Sex therapists everywhere wish people weren’t quite so hazy on the distinction between sex therapists and sex surrogates. Herewith, the difference:
What Are Sexual Surrogate Partners?
It’s short, it’s clarifying, it’s worth reading if you aren’t already so wise and well-informed that you’re scoffing at the question. If you’re a journalist trying to write about that movie without looking like a dumbass, consider it mandatory reading.
