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September 17th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

The Unexpected Penis

The theme at Kink.com’s new(ish) TS Pussy Hunters site could be characterized as “unexpected (but very welcome) cock”. It’s just a little hard for me to suspend disbelief long enough to pretend that a panty package of this size could be a surprise to her best friend. Supposedly she’s revealing a “secret cock” but how was this monster ever a secret for long?

her best friend\'s secret penis, supposedly

More here.

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September 16th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Advice For Cyclists

 
September 16th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Wrong Answer

Perverts everywhere should take a lesson from this. Sometimes it pays to give a straight answer to a simple question:

dating for perverts

From the excellent Mercwerks! comic by Dave Mercier.

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September 15th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

So Rich He Hired A Girl To…

We’ve all heard about the proverbial guy so busy and so rich he hired somebody to wipe his ass for him. In Japan, if you aren’t quite that rich, you can get manga girls printed on your toilet paper to lick it for you:

manga licking toilet paper

ass lick anime toilet paper

What I want to know is, does this come in versions with disgusting politicians and vapid celebrities?

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September 13th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Fetish Fuel, Cosplay Edition

When this went by on The Big Bang Theory my instant thought was “Fetish fuel for more people than Sheldon!”

Mayim Bialik as Amy Farrah Fowler in her Star Trek starfleet uniform as she attempts to harvest Sheldon by providing him with perfectly-tailored fetish fuel

And then I promptly forgot about it, instead of hunting down a still online and blogging about it. But thanks to the Miracle of Tumblr, somebody else did it for me, with the following commentary:

Damn straight you would. And it would be amazing, educational (for both of you) and after she poured close to 30 years of sexual frustration out on you, used you as a stunt dick for 3 days of unbridled, kinky, cosplay passion — she’d give you a quick nod, hand you a written analysis and show you to the door.

Speaking of which, did anybody see the recent episode of Collection Intervention, the one about the guy with the secretive Catwoman collection and fetish? Did anybody notice that his cute wife would have made an awesome Catwoman, and speculate (as I did) that it’s probably why he fell for her in the first place? If she only knew and was willing to play along (sadly there was no hint in the show that he’d ever even tried to get her into a costume, not even on Halloween) she would absolutely own him.

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September 12th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

First Time Anal Sex

A while back The Redheaded Slut had a new experience:

So I had anal sex for the first time this past weekend. I want to do it again. And again. And again with a dildo in my cunt. And again with hair-pulling and rope.

Yes, I enjoyed it. It was such a familiar, yet entirely new experience that I’m struggling to put it into words. There was an intensity of sensation, coupled with a sexy boyfriend saying dirty, filthy things to you as he fucks your ass…

Seriously. This should be happening every morning.

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September 10th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Windows 8: Not Porn Friendly

This article here talks about the porn policies of all the major consumer-oriented cloud data services, revealing industry-wide unwillingness to give clear answers to simple questions like “can I store my porn on your service? And if not, why not?”

For me the eye-opener was Microsoft, however, which has draconian anti-porn policies (you’re not allowed to store “nudity of any sort” on their SkyDrive service). “Fine”, I’m thinking, “because I don’t want cloud data services anyway.” And then I saw this bit:

SkyDrive is connected to your Microsoft account. If Microsoft suspends your SkyDrive, you also lose access to any connected Outlook or Office software or Windows Phone and Xbox 360 devices. This incredibly strict code of conduct could end up cutting off other services you depend on.

And another problem: Microsoft is pushing you to use SkyDrive in Windows 8 and Office 2013. SkyDrive is deeply embedded into the Windows 8 OS.

Depending on what “deeply embedded” turns out to mean in practice, this could mean that if you work in an adult-oriented industry, you’re be unable to safely use a Windows box once Windows 8 achieves widespread distribution. Awesome!

 
 
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