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October 31st, 2012 -- by Bacchus

The Fiery Dance

One of the few things I remember positively from the 1996 Disney version of The Hunchback of Notre Dame was the dancing fire imagery. This painting by Andrew Atroshenko reminds me of it:

dancer in fire

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October 30th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Raquel Welch’s Whip

Remember those pictures of Raquel Welch with a whip, in charge of a slave galley? Well, here’s another one:

raquel welch brandishes a whip

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October 29th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Sex In The Wild

Maggie Mayhem, as part of a much larger essay on the benefits of going camping:

Get as loud and uninhibited as you need and howl if you feel so moved. It’s nothing that the woods haven’t heard before. Make the noises you can’t make around people because it entices the worst kind of bureaucratic predators in the whole animal kingdom. Sex is the open woods in isolation from other people is like having a sports car with a roll bar and a road laid bare for you. Push the pedal to your soul’s metal and make some fucking noise.

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October 28th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Let’s Go To Monte Carlo

Best travel poster ever:

monte carlo travel poster topless blonde

Found here. Pinup art by Jean-Gabriel Domergue.

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October 27th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Noisy Sex, Captured

Some poor neighboring skills on display here:

loud neighbors, noisy sex

 
October 25th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Man Training, Lollipop Edition

Am skeptical that this would actually work on a dude with powerful hangups, but this (from a dead tumblr) would be worth a try. Work or not, the last line, at least, is Truth:

Girls, if you are having trouble getting your man to pleasure you with his face, casually ask him one day what his favorite sucker flavor is. Wait a few days. Then, outta nowhere, start sucking on them, again for a few days, but not during sex. Just randomly tell him that he was right, and they taste really, really good. Casually ask him at one point if he wants one. He eats it, and you remind him of how good it is and how right he was. Then get down on your knees, and blow him slop-style. Wait a few more days. Finally, be waiting for him when he comes home from wherever, and do this with that flavored sucker. Fully bald, clean asshole. The shoes, the whole nine-yards. If he doesn’t do it then, never will. Get a new one.

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October 24th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

No Peekies!

Artist Lon Ryden leads off the Squick Or Squee 2012 weeklong extravaganza at Erotic Mad Science, with this charming drawing of the Gorgon playing with her toys:

Gorgon\'s Plaything

(I chose that word “extravaganza” advisedly; Dr. Faustus says he’s newly commissioned all the images for this week-long event.)

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