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March 29th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

More Art In My Porn

From time to time I stumble over art photos hidden in the ocean of porn. Or so it sometimes seems to me — your mileage may vary. The latest are these pictures of blonde Alani Pi reacting to a hanging wall of electrified chains at Kink.com’s new Electrosluts site:

alani pi, pensive and beautiful

painful electrified chains surround Alani Pi

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March 29th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Her And Him And Her

In which Kaya talks about sex with her master and the new girl:

The sex was phenomenal. I had been a little worried that I might have lost interest in women because I hadn’t been with one for so long, but no. Nope, it’s all still there. :)

She’s hot, and she’s sexy, and she’s warm and soft and beautiful, and good between the sheets.

And she tastes good. Yum.

She came prepared with condoms (we didn’t. Ha. The last time we used one was, um, never!). She came with creams. Tasty, tingly creams. Blow job creams. She rubbed me up and licked me off. She rubbed him up and we both licked him off. She rubbed herself up and me and him licked her off.

I liked sharing. I liked when she and I teamed up on him and shared his cock between us, taking turns licking and sucking. She’d take the balls while I took the cock, or vice versa. I’d take his nipples while she took his cock. We’d both take the cock, our tongues tangling together over the head.

I liked when she and Master teamed up on me. Her soft gentleness in such sharp contrast to Master’s hard roughness. She licks and nibbles; he bites and scratches. He’s gruff and demanding; she was sweet and considerate.

I liked when he and I teamed up on her and I licked her while he fucked her. He and I tasted her together. I sucked her nipples while he pounded her from behind. I cupped her ass cheeks, warm from a recent spanking, I gripped her hands, I kissed her lips, I moved her hair—all while Master took her, over and over again.

When M was fucking her, I kept waiting for a spark of jealousy. Or… something—but there was none of that. I spent a good bit of time off to the side watching them (and a good amount of time right there in the action, too, make no mistake) and I simply enjoyed their enjoyment. I enjoyed watching him; his face, his body. I enjoyed listening to the things he said to her, which were different to the things he says to me (surprisingly).

And I sure enjoyed the view she was giving me. So so much.

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March 28th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

On Choosing Underwear

This infographic pretty much nails the underwear selection process at our house. Or, at least, it nails mine pretty well. The Nymph’s flowchart is, I think, somewhat different from this one; her underwear selection process follows some similarly lengthy and slow-to-execute algorithm, but in fairness there’s less buying of new stuff on her flowchart.

underwear selection flow charts

From C-Section Comics.

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March 28th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Do Women Ever Choke Themselves?

There’s a post at The Dirty Normal asking about autoerotic asphyxiation, and whether it’s just a man thing or whether women ever do it.

However, please do not forget: as Emily says, autoerotic asphyxiation is “REALLY DANGEROUS and boys die from it.”

Comments are off on this post in order to concentrate any discussion in Emily’s comment thread.

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March 27th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

If Don Juan Was A Woman

I knew there was a 1970s movie called If Don Juan Was A Woman. I did not know (until Kinky Delight posted the still) that it starred Brigitte Bardot and Jane Birkin:

Brigitte Bardot and Jane Birkin in Don Juan

Yum.

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March 27th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Happy In Her Work

If giving a blowjob is a “job” as the name implies, then here’s a woman who is supremely happy in her work. And who doesn’t love that?

(Backup link — because, y’know, Tumblr — here.)

 
March 25th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

10 Years Of Sex Blogging: Best Of ErosBlog 2003

As I mentioned last time, ErosBlog will be ten years old in October. So I’m rooting through the archives on an occasional basis to pull together some “best of” posts. Today’s list is from 2003, if you can remember that far back:

  • I think this may have been the first post where I really started defending porn on the basis of its genuine utilitarian benefits: Bacchus on Porn
  • An object lesson on photoshopped porn: Alas, Fun With Photoshop
  • This was the post where I learned the vital lesson that no matter how obscure ErosBlog was then or is now, if you say something about a named person on the internet, they may just show up in your comments to remonstrate with you about what you said. Also: never have felt the same about citrus fruit after this. Got Orange Juice?
  • Was this the first of many many times I linked one of Dan Savage’s Savage Love columns? I think it might be. Also notable for my cynical joke about marriage: Let’s Not Make This Harder Than It Needs To Be
  • I tried then and I try now to stay away from war and politics, but it’s impossible to talk about sex at any great length without war and politics creeping into the discussion. Early in the Iraq war, I had this to say on the sexualization of artillery: Money Shot.
  • It’s really a bad idea to let me start tinkering with old song lyrics. Bill Grogan’s Girl
  • I didn’t say so at the time, but the reason I posted this artwork was that it reminded me strongly of an unattainable girl I had a crush on in college: Veil Dancer
  • The first dirty joke I both heard and comprehended back when I was just a sprout. Illustrated: What’s Better Than Two Roses On A Piano?
  • Sex news you can actually use! If you’re flexible enough, that is: Interview With An Autofellator
  • This may be the first post in which I started failing to conceal my somewhat radical views on the toxicity of the traditional cubical-rat wage economy: Work Is The Curse Of The Drinking Class
  • I’m still a little reticent by modern sex blogging standards, but in the early days of this blog I revealed astonishingly little about my own thinking on sexual matters. Here’s an early departure from that policy: Olfactory Delights
  • Why I hate warning pages, adult verification check-the-box traps, and anything else that interferes with the smooth operation of hyperlinking technology. Yeah, it’s a little bit political. THIS Is The Culture War?
  • One of my very rare forays into the provision of safer sex information, along with the reason why they are so rare: Soon To Be A Daddy
  • How long have I hated the “NSFW” label? Forever: Safe To Cuddle
  • This is still one of the best spam emails I ever got: Found Poetry
  • The dirtiest little yellow animated smile icon I ever saw. All these years later, yup it still is: Raunchiest Smiley Ever
  • There were other memorable posts in 2003, but none more momentous. Here’s the very first post on ErosBlog mentioning The Nymph, with whom I was then carrying out a nascent internet romance via email and ICQ. At the time of this post there had been four phone calls. Less than four months later, we were living together. Today? Still together, still very happy with each other. Never let anybody tell you that you can’t find true love over the internet! The Nymph In My Net: Beginnings
  • For as long as I’ve been sex blogging, the gender imbalance among sex bloggers has been noticeable. Here’s one theory about it: Men And Sex Blogs

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