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April 7th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Midget Night At The Strip Club

Overheard on the (virtual) street in an unlinkable place:

“His girlfriend finally agreed to go with him to a strip club. But here’s the catch: her rule is, they can only go on midget night…”

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April 6th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Kayden Kross On Male Porn Talent

There have been changes in the porn industry over time with respect to the desired attributes for the male talent. Porn star Kayden Kross summarizes them here:

You’d be amazed at what we look for in male talent. It’s always changing. It used to be one thing and one thing only — a working dick. Most guys think they can do it but the test is to tell them to drop their pants and get it hard right then and there. You set a timer for five minutes. If they can’t do it before the clock runs out they lose. But then around 2000 Viagra hit the market and we suddenly started caring about things like looks. Then we over-saturated the market because we had an unlimited supply of male talent, then we started caring again about sexual performance. Now we care about acting too. I requested someone I wanted to work with a few months ago and the producer said, “Yeah, he has a big dick, but he can’t act.” While porn acting is a joke, we are apparently trying to make it less of one.

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April 5th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Underneath Her

There’s an awful lot of power dynamic going on in this ancient vintage photo/postcard. It’s an unusual posture for simple cunnilingus, that’s all I’m gonna say:

woman kneeling on a table with her pussy over a man\'s face

From Usenet.

 
April 4th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

The Essential Part Wanted By Man

It appears to be a late 19th century advertisement for inflatable blowup dolls and/or pocket pussies small enough to be concealed in your hat:

victorian artificial fanny  pocket pussy advertisement

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April 3rd, 2012 -- by Bacchus

For The Penises

I think the title below is really all the introduction this link needs:

An Open Letter to the Tiny White Man the Republican Party Has Sent to Live in My Underpants.

Link via Violet Blue.

 
April 2nd, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Cupid Kissing Psyche

Given the misbehaving cherub in the ErosBlog logo, I couldn’t not post this very sexy Cupid And Psyche art:

sexy cupid-psyche kiss

Artist is Lionel Noel Royer.

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March 30th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Cracked On Men And Women

Isn’t Cracked supposed to be a humor site? Because I don’t see much funny in this article, but I do recognize several wads of at least partial truth. I guess the funny is supposed to be in the comic exaggeration of the true-ish bits:

5 Ways Modern Men Are Trained to Hate Women

For instance, this. Although I’d have said “many men, much of the time”:

Did you ever watch old cartoons where a character is starving on a desert island, and when another character approaches, he’s so hungry that he imagines the other character as a talking piece of food?

It’s like that for most men, most of the time. We’re starving, and all women are various types of food. Only instead of food, it’s sex. And we’re trying to conduct our everyday business around the fact that we’re trying to renew our driver’s license with a talking pair of boobs. So, from about age 13 on, around 90 percent of our energy and discipline is devoted to overcoming this, to behave like civilized human beings and not like stray dogs in a meat market. One where instead of eating the meat, they want to hump it.

 
 
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