July 4th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
How’s your 4th of July picnic going this afternoon? Because everybody at this one is having a gay old time!
Photo is from BJ’s 2023 patriotic greetings. See also this year’s!
Query: Did you notice the telltale teardrop-shaped discoloration on this photo? (Hint: from his navel, below and to the left.) And are you old enough to recognize what it is?
If not, I’ll tell you. That translucent whitish discoloration is most likely the spot where this page in the porn magazine got stuck to the previous page after somebody jerked it (carelessly) and splattered a smear of jizz on the page before putting the magazine away. Back in the day, porn magazines (especially transgressive ones) could be expensive and hard to find. It wasn’t at all rare to find trace indications that someone else had previously appreciated them.
July 3rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Truly, what could be more patriotic and celebratory apple-pie-and-baseball wholesome than eating a leather-clad domme’s ass while she stands in front of a huge improperly-displayed American flag? Play ball, I say!
This kinky 4th of July goodness is from Freedom To Fuck at Kink.com.
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July 1st, 2024 -- by Bacchus
What better way to spend a rainy afternoon than by getting a nice short grip on her leash, and then just seeing how your day develops? It’ll be fun!
The ladies are Angel Price and Scarlett Foxett in the newly-released shoot “Lipstickification” at Restrained Elegance.
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June 30th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Hello Kitty has really bulked up since the last time I saw her! I never knew she was a muscle mommy:
The sticker was spotted for sale in Toronto by mcc.
I must now confess that “muscle mommy” is a new phrase in my inventory. After checking to confirm my shallow understanding of it, I found myself typing “are muscle mommies lesbian-coded” into Google. And that, my friends, is not a question that 2024’s AI-infected ad-tech-enabled search engines are willing or able to answer for me.
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June 26th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Back in 2016 I wrote some commentary about the “boring limp-dicked motherfuckers” who think that “worthless hole” is a fun epithet to use when degrading women. Needless to say, I don’t believe women can have, or be, worthless holes.
When I write about something like this, my weird brain remembers it, and I make connections to similar things, often many years later. Thus, when sex worker and underwater photographer Madi decided to clap back at some jerk who called her a “bottomless hole” on TikTok, I really liked her response:
Transcript: “I wouldn’t say I’m a bottomless hole, but I would say I’m like, three useful holes, on like a good day.”
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June 25th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a two-stanza limerick from 1941 that relies heavily on the supposed banality of married sex:
There was a young man with a prick
which into his wife he would stick
every morning and night
if it stood up alright —
not a very remarkable trick.
His wife had a nice little cunt
that was hairy, and soft in the front.
With this she would fuck him
or sometimes she’d suck him…
a charming, if commonplace, stunt.
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June 24th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
This week’s Monday monster fucker comes to us from the realm of manga and via Kinky Delight:
I am told that the word “moist” is squicky for some people, and in that understanding, with mischievous malice aforethought, I ask you now: doesn’t this seem like a very moist tryst?
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