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January 21st, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Backstage At A Bikini Contest

It is January, which is to say “the dead of winter”, and as I write this post, a dreary freezing rain is falling where I am. What better time for an excursion-in-memory to the Palm Springs, California of sixty years ago?

a 1960s bikini contest lineup

In the September 1964 issue of Ace magazine, we find a three-page spread detailing a bikini contest for Hollywood starlets, run as a talent search for Four-Crown productions with the grand prize being a part in their next movie. Graphically speaking, what elevates this story from routine to sublime are the two backstage topless photographs of three of the blonde contestants:

three topless blonds prepping their hair and makeup for a bikini contest

three half-nude starlets getting ready for a talent search bikini contest

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January 19th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Moment Of Joy #4

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is a very stoned transfemme on TikTok saying “I want to get a lower back tattoo that is the gates of Moria from Lord of the Rings. SPEAK FRIEND AND ENTER! [helpless laughter]

If anybody has actually done this and there are public photos, I want to see them SO MUCH!

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January 16th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

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January 15th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Bridge Party, Spanking Party

Sometimes when I come across vintage erotic art without any context, I make up my own. When I saw this spanking illustration, I decided that we were looking at two married couples. Perhaps, I thought, the wives were under the impression that this was to be a simple evening of cards and wine and socializing. But the men had a different agenda. The bill has now come due for unspecified wife shenanigans!

two men spanking their wives with skirts pulled up and split bloomers open

When I went looking for the best available version of the artwork, I discovered a full citation and a caption for the illustration. It comes from a book called Au Rouge Vif, published in Paris in 1909, and the caption reads “Les deux hommes s’excitaient à ce jeu nouveau” which Google turns into “the two men were excited about this new game.” Possibly I was not so very far from the mark with my scenario!

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January 13th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

This Pipe Sucks Ass

Apparently this ass-sucking pot pipe was an article of commerce in finer headshops near you back in 2008 or so:

black pot pipe that shaped like a kneeling woman holding an apple; the user would be required to suck the smoke out of her ass

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January 12th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Catfight

I’m guessing from stylistic cues that this vintage catfight photo was one of Irving Klaw’s innumerable mail-order fetish photosets. However, the man did have competitors and imitators, so it’s far from certain:

Two women in fancy lingerie are wrestling on a couch in this vintage photograph, watermarked E-4 in the style of Irving Klaw studios

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January 11th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Getting Her Sack Lunch

This is objectifying as hell, which is bad… unless it’s hot? I mean, the objectification could be a bad thing, or maybe it’s just her fetish — how would we know?

large-breasted woman is kneeling with a brown paper bag over her head, with only a mouth hole cut into it, and the bag is marked with a sign that says cheap blowjob

Photo has been circulating virally since at least 2008, but may originally be from a shoot at the long-defunct ChickTrainer.com porn site.

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