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April 3rd, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Elizabeth Taylor Nude

This nude photo of Elizabeth Taylor, taken for an engagement present for her third husband, has only become public since her recent much-lamented passing:

naked picture of Elizabeth Taylor, age 24

Details here.

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April 3rd, 2011 -- by Bacchus

How To Stop Teen Pregnancy

The alternative title I considered for this post: How to Get Instantly Suspended From Your High School — Wear This Shirt

How to stop teen pregnancy: take it in the ass

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April 3rd, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Her Dildo-Launcher Anus

Here’s an animated .gif you won’t want to miss: Dildo Launcher

 
March 30th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

An Ambitious Undertaking

You know that mock motivational poster where the little dog is trying to hump the huge dog, the one he’s only knee-high to? With the caption “Ambition”?

Well, I thought of that when I saw this.

 
March 30th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Thirty Dollar Fine

There’s something fine in this old Dan DeCarlo cartoon all right:

The fine is thirty dollars -- pay the clerk please!

 
March 29th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Fucked In The Ass: What It Feels Like

Here’s my favorite sort of thing to link to on ErosBlog — a passionate and philosophical treatise on a sexual practice that will be unfamiliar to some readers. This time it’s Ryan O’Connell’s What It Feels Like To Get F*cked In The Ass:

I’m going to try to put the feeling of anal sex into words so you can get an idea of how crazysexyintense it is. First of all, anal sex cannot be an on-the-fly decision. If I’m getting fucked in the ass, I need to know way in advance so I can prepare properly. The guy needs to send me a private Facebok event invitation titled, “Ryan O’Connell gets fucked in the ass.” with a set date and time. I can then have the luxury of choosing “Attending”, “Maybe Attending” or “Not Attending.” If I choose to attend, I need to start doing some serious yoga to Sade or Enya. When that’s done, I’ll give a pep talk to my asshole and be like, “Hey babe! I know you’ve been in retirement or whatever, but you need to get ready because something’s coming to an orifice near you. Don’t hate me! You’ll like it. And don’ try any funny business tonight. I’ll be mortified if you-know-what happens!”

Thanks to Sexoteric for finding the link.

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March 26th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Divine Wrath

Or: Reason #432 why you shouldn’t fool around with Catholic schoolgirls.

revenge of the nuns

You know you’re in deep existential religious doodoo when you get attacked by a spectral nun wielding a baseball bat with angel wings!

Artist is Milo Manara.

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