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August 3rd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

She Juices Well

This juicy image came to me via a defunct porn tumblr, so I don’t have credits for the juicy housewife with the cute butt:

woman naked but for an apron stands in a dim kitchen juicing orange juice from fresh fruit with a juicer

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August 2nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

The Cosmic Tubegirl

Tube girls pop up when you least expect them! This one is from the cover of an old Ace Double science fiction novel:

diminutive naked tubegirl on the cover of The Cosmic Puppets by Philip K Dick

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August 1st, 2023 -- by Bacchus

How To Warm A Nude Woman

Don’t get me wrong: a roaring gas fire feels like a miracle when it’s installed in a chilly room in some old house that was designed without central heat. It’s better to have it than not have it, for sure. And if it means views like this for the person still lounging snug in bed, so much the better!

naked woman squats in front of a gas fire in a cold room

Via Kinky Delight.

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July 31st, 2023 -- by Bacchus

The Pleasures Of A Good List

I’ve written before about the dubious joys of that near-forgotten early internet age before search engines were much of a thing. A well-designed and personally-curated link list was often your best chance for finding your heart’s desire, or just for pursuing your more fleshy lusts. Watching that porn list load in your browser, scanning it, seeing old familiar favorite destinations all mixed up with sites you hadn’t yet had the pleasure of visiting — it was fun! And it worked well, too, at least until you got too lost in the Rule 34 swamps and started searching for all those weird and kinky things things that weren’t to be found on anybody’s linklist. Eventually you’d reach the moment when you knew: you had found all the relevant vampire pirate erotica (or whatever else floated your boat back in 1996), and thus it was time to start making and sharing your own list of the stuff.

vampire pirate with big tits

Making link lists, especially porn lists, is a tradition that never truely went away, especially once it became clear that search engines won’t or can’t reliably tell us about the adult sites they know about. If your business has anything to do adult pleasure, you can count on logging in one day and discovering that people can’t find you in their web searches: not easily, not reliably, not in response to the most obvious queries.

one item shopping list the lady wants lube

The world’s hard-working camgirls feature prominently among the adult entertainment professionals who face this ongoing struggle to obtain and keep good search visibility. That’s why a solid camsites linklist like myfavsexcams.xxx is still a good idea in 2023. There’s nothing like seeing all your cams-performer options laid out in a nice neat grid. If you’re already a fan of list-making and list-using, so much the better! You’ll feel right at home.

underdressed grocery shopper shows off her huge tits and poses with her shopping list in her mouth

I once had a friend whose procrastination was so next-level, he’d procrastinate by writing down all his overdue tasks on a nice neat to-do list. These lists were things of beauty; he’d literally draw little square check-boxes in front of each item. Invariably, at the top of the list, the first item would be “Make To-Do List”. He’d check off that one item with a satisfied flourish… and then go right back to playing Dungeons of Moria for another thirty hours instead of working on his term paper. Don’t be that guy! Although you might be forgiven if, like this well-organized wife, you make a list that communicates your singleness of seductive purpose.

woman with her pussy spread holds up a to do list that just says do me three times

Image credits, top to bottom: The bodacious vampire pirate is by the artist Yayashin. The lady whose one-item shopping list is just sex lube and a salacious promise is by Mosbles. The sexy shopper with her grocery list in her mouth is by artist 虛次元, which translates to something like “Imaginary Dimension”. Finally, the eager wife who’s making her own honey for her husband’s honey-do list is drawn by Albo.

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July 30th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Generative Art: Alien Sex Toy Shop 2

There’s no labor shortage in the refining/hab wheel that rotates above the mining colonies on Cylon IV. Compared to life in the mines, the big wheel is Elysium. Everybody wants to live there. That’s why, in the fancier sex toy boutiques, “display model” has become an actual job description for several different biospecies and no few autonomous gynoids:

alien sex toys being modeled and displayed by live human models

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July 28th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Anal

Much as it pains me to label porn from the 1980s as “vintage”, this black-and-white anal closeup from the April 1983 issue of Sexus magazine surely qualifies:

anal insertion with spread pussy closeup

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July 26th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

A Randomly Horny Moment In The Life

The setting is our house, where The Nymph has just returned from a mammogram appointment. Here’s the scene and dialog:

Her: {ripping off her shirt, preparing to don a different shirt}

Me: {watching intently through open doorways from two rooms away}

Her: “OMG, I forgot to take the marking tape strips off!” {starts peeling little strips of tape off her tits}

Me: “I just thought you were saving that job for me.”

Her: {still peeling} “You don’t want to do this job!”

Me: “If you think that, you’ve ENTIRELY lost track of what I want.”

Her: {inaudible muttering}

P.S. Before it was an ErosBlog post this was a so-called “Toot” on Mastodon. I think it indicates that a person is settling in well on a social media platform if they start typing shit over there and only later begin to ponder “why did I put that on social media instead of my own blog?”

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