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December 16th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Bunny Service

I know people who used to have a key to one or another of the Playboy Clubs, back in their heyday. But they are unanimous in reporting that the bunnies just brought drinks. There was none of this sort of thing going on:

bunny on her knees in the champagne room

So of course I had to track down the pic. It turns out to be from a modern fashion pic, shot for a publication called L’Officiel Hommes China. In the same spread there’s also a dominant-ish cheerleader shot, just to confuse the people Violet was talking about who got pissed off about the Glee-actors locker room fluffery:

cheerleader standing over dude on a bed

[Interestingly, there is a much better source link for these pictures at a fashion website called Fashionisto, that appears to exist for the sole purpose of reproducing magazine fashion spreads in loving detail. Only trouble is, Fashionisto doesn’t “get” the internet; they seem to have disabled deep linking, by redirecting all internal URLs to their front page. So, fuck ’em.]

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December 16th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

A Bondage Fantasy For Her

I suppose I shouldn’t be so cavalier in speculating about who this bondage fantasy is for. I mean, once you had this monster tied down, I’m not entirely sure what you could do with it except pet it and admire it:

blindfolded man with huge dick tied down and being ridden by happy girl

In any case, I found it here.

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December 15th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

“Is $40 Enough?”

This is a real photograph, taken at the Salt Lake City Airport, by photographer Trent Head:

man showing his junk to the TSA

I can think of no further commentary that would enhance it.

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December 15th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Pastry Brush Musings

Is it bad, that when I see this picture at Kinky Delight, I immediately conceive of wrong things to do with the handle of that pastry brush?

a smooth wooden pastry brush handle, a glass bowl of warm melted butter...you do the math!

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December 14th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

An Old-Fashioned Lube

Every year I get older, the generational gap turns into more and more of a void. Case in point:

Crisco -- it\'s not just for cookies

If you’re old enough, you remember an era when STDs typically weren’t fatal, when latex barriers weren’t the sine qua non of safer sex, and, thus, when “lube” meant anything slippery and handy.

I just about fell out of my rocking chair and swallowed my choppers when I saw the comment on this post:

“I never knew Crisco could be used a lubrication but I can see that it would be give a nice slippery coat. However, one is told never to use Crisco if you are going to use a condom.”

Somebody got the necessary safety info, but not an ounce of the cultural context that went with it.

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December 14th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

I Feel A Yodel Coming On

 
December 13th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

“I was helpless…I had to follow her.”

No red-blooded man in America could resist:

Mary-Louise Parker from Weeds showing some butt and offering a fresh hot pie

That’s Mary Louise Parker as she appeared in the August 2009 issue of Esquire magazine.

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