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October 5th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Cheeky Bridal Party

In general, the men of my acquaintance don’t really enjoy attending weddings, and require inducements. Usually that’s “make a woman happy” or “free booze” or “the bride has a lot of hot friends with poor judgement.” But sometimes, you just know that the antics of the bridal party will be worth the trip:

bride and two bridesmaids lift their skirts to show off their bare bottoms and fancy lingerie

As much as we’d all like to believe this is an actual wedding photo, it isn’t; it virally escaped from a “the bride and her two best friends are a lesbian threesome” porn shoot about fifteen years ago.

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October 3rd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Man Zapped

The caption reads “When they let him go, he was only half a man!” Our anguished electro-interrogation victim is from the illustrations for an article called “The Insane Plot To Kill De Gaulle” in the July 1967 issue of Man’s True Danger magazine:

bound man being tortured with electrical leads on his chest and nipples - pulp illustration

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October 1st, 2023 -- by Bacchus

A Spouse’s Wishful Thinking

Someone sent me this:

It’s captioned “my husband suffers from a disease called wishful thinking.” On one level, this is a comedy video that they made together, so I’m not gonna pick on these actual internet funny-people for enacting a joke about a stereotype: the “no” wife who makes fun of her horny husband for wanting “too much” sexually. But I’m easily seduced into meta-analysis. I start thinking about the structure of the joke, and about the stereotypes the joke invokes. Which stereotypical spouse’s thinking is more wishful, truly? His, for wanting something slightly risky and sexually adventurous from his until-death-do-us-part ride-or-die life partner? Or hers, for assuming she can count on that lifetime of love and loyalty and commitment from him while rejecting and lightly mocking his sexual overtures?

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September 30th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Ridged Dildo, Coming In Hot

 
September 26th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Please Do Feed The Pretty Animals

I wish I knew the story of this human petting zoo. The visitors, at least, sure do seem to be enjoying it:

six naked women in knee pads in the straw are begging for treats from high-spirited petting zoo visitors

Via Kinky Delight.

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September 24th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Bathtime Is Now

The funny thing is, I didn’t think I even wanted a bath. But now, suddenly, I totally do:

rear view of a woman in her bathtub with her pussy and pucker visible above the suds

Photo is from the long-defunct All Ruth site.

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September 22nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Bebe In Her Bubble Bath

According to a 1962 issue of Wench magazine, the blonde lady in her bath here is a French stripper who calls herself Bebe:

bebe in her bathtub

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