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May 3rd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Xenomorph Facehugger Gag

“And now let me show you the gag we like to call ‘The Safeword Generator’…”

Test fit of the prototype alien xenomorph facehugger gag. The ovipositor is made of a different, very soft silicone and feels alarmingly…fleshy in the mouth.

When the word “ovipositor” comes up in your discussion of sex toys, you know you’re getting into the good stuff! (See also “alarmingly fleshy in the mouth”.)

From Franklin Veaux on Twitter.

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May 1st, 2023 -- by Bacchus

In General, No, But Also Sometimes Yes

I’ve always been given to understand that women don’t want to see dick pics. However. Something, some instinct that I’ve honed over decades of curation for a mixed audience, tells me that this particular photo might not be the kind of dick pic women don’t want to see, if you’re parsing my negatives with sufficient care:

attention-getting black cock

This particular attention-grabbing cock shot has been internet-circulating, mostly in gay male spaces, for many years. I expect it has its origins in commercial gay porn, but I can’t say for certain.

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April 30th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Lesbians Dining On a Leopard Skin

I would guess this vintage erotic photo from Kinky Delight is at least a hundred years old. There’s a lot that we will never know about that long-dead anonymous photographer. But this much I do know: you will never convince me that these two lesbians eating pussy on the pelt of a big cat weren’t posed that way as a deliberate visual pun.

two lesbians licking pussy on a cougar skin rug in sixty-nine pose

 
April 27th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Raquel Welch, Ringo Starr, A Whip

This is, I believe, the fourth time that ErosBlog has visited with Raquel Welch and her infamous whip from the 1969 movie The Magic Christian. These appear to be publicity shots with Ringo Starr, also in the cast. Do we wonder if Ringo actually let her try to whip the cigarette out of his mouth?

raquel welch whipping ringo starr

Thanks to Paltego at Femdom Resource for finding these.

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April 19th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Dildo Regrets: She’s Had Them

Since, for me, puberty and the AIDS epidemic were more or less simultaneous events, I’ve spent my entire sexual life being bombarded with efforts to make condoms sexy. Not just condoms in particular, but also “safe sex” (later rebranded “safer sex”) in general.

It never really worked. Condoms are necessary, in many contexts; and there’s a public health argument to be made for positive depictions of condoms in porn and erotica, too. Especially when the absence of a condom in an erotic display will be jarring and unpleasant for some. It’s a no-win situation for adult creators, and most of them just deal with it as smoothly as possible, the way we’ve all been doing all our lives.

What about actually sexy depictions of condom use? I haven’t seen very many. In twenty years of sex blogging, these two are the only memorable ones.

And then, today, I encountered a genuine first: a condom reference in erotic fiction that was at least a little bit sexy, and actually made me laugh out loud when I got to the concluding simile:

“Now there was a condom, and he was tearing the wrapper. Rolling it down the blush of his length, and it was one of those fetish black ones. When he got it to the base, slacks only unzipped but belt intact, he looked glossy and threatening, like some intimidating new dildo she’d buy and then have second thoughts about.”

That’s from the BDSM novella Breathless by Eris Adderly, as seen in the anthology volume Black Light: Roulette War.

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April 17th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

It’s Dating Sites All The Way Down

Any networked system is a dating site if you squeeze it hard enough.

That’s it. That’s the post.

My thoughts on this were inspired by a person on Mastodon who is spinning up a dating instance while anticipating blowback. (There are a lot of crabbed thinkers on Mastodon with narrow ideas about what it should be for.)

I was reminded of the early internet, when everything was a dating site. Usenet newsgroups? Hell yes. Random phpBB forums? Oh, you know it. Blogs? You betcha. Hell, I even remember a flirtation over the campus VAX network while typing away on a VT100 dumb terminal with green phosphors, all the way back in 1987. Any system that brings far-flung people together by wire, yup, it’s a dating site. Yes, even the click-clacking telegraph, circa 1880.

 
April 16th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Chloë’s Anal Fertility Ritual

What, more Chloë? Of course! I planted sunflower seeds today, and look, here she is, doing a fertility ritual for us:

Chloë Des Lysses shoving a fat dildo up her ass while squatting in a field of sunflowers

Admittedly most fertility rituals don’t involve buttstuff. It’s the wrong kind of sex magic, or so my witches tell me. Nevertheless, this is Chloë, the anal queen. Everybody worships in their own way; the goddess of sunflowers will not refuse her sincere offering. May the crops flourish!

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