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February 6th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Is There A “Wrecked” in “Rectal Dilator”?

I always like to see porn with novel sex toys in it. The stainless steel tool for expanding anal openings in Before Daddy Gets Home certainly qualifies as novel, at least to me. As the Kink.com scene opens, we see Penny Barber preparing Natalie Mars for their daddy dom to get home:

Spraying lube or cleanser on Natalie Mars asshole

Then, the heavy duty anal spreader that caught my eye makes its appearance:

stainless steel anal dilator with six arms

closeup of heavy metal rectum spreader

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May 3rd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Xenomorph Facehugger Gag

“And now let me show you the gag we like to call ‘The Safeword Generator’…”

Test fit of the prototype alien xenomorph facehugger gag. The ovipositor is made of a different, very soft silicone and feels alarmingly…fleshy in the mouth.

When the word “ovipositor” comes up in your discussion of sex toys, you know you’re getting into the good stuff! (See also “alarmingly fleshy in the mouth”.)

From Franklin Veaux on Twitter.

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December 8th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Riding Those Round Bedknobs

Nobody who has ever had sex in one of those fourposter beds with the smooth round knobs hasn’t wondered how many times they’ve doubled as sex toys for ambitious fornicators. It does happen:

pretty woman rubbing her pussy over the top of a polished hardwood knob on a bedpost

pretty woman riding up and down on a smooth wooden bed post finial

These gifs were posted on Twitter by SLB, here and here.

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July 14th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Buzzing Her Clit

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I am not well-qualified to opine on what women want, especially when it comes to sensitive subjects like direct and powerful clit stimulation. No man could ever be so qualified, for who among us ever becomes so intimate with more than a few women, or perhaps at most a few dozen? The most infamous Lothario, the most notorious Don Juan, might manage, perhaps, some hundreds of trysts in a lifetime. Yet the world has billions of women in it! Do not speak to me of representative sampling; there’s no reasonable way to normalize that kind of data in any scientifically-credible way.

heavy wand style vibrator buzzing her whole cunt

No, my friends, when it comes to questions of how much direct clitoral stimulation your new flame may prefer, how powerful, how long, how closely-pressed, when to start and when to stop, you will be on an exciting voyage of discovery every time. You may ask, certainly, and a self-assured woman may even give you useful answers; but even so, there will be nuance and detail that is only learned in the doing.

gaping pussy and a buzzing egg vibrator

That said, there are a few nuances that a man of the world may fairly rely upon. The first is that, generally speaking, clit stimulation is popular. Lots of women like it. You just have to figure out the specifics.

squirting with a clit-vibrating egg

Second, women themselves often vibrate their clits directly during self-pleasure. I don’t have good data on preferred female masturbation techniques — indeed, I’m not sure anybody has meaningful data on that — but surveys and anecdotes collected at least since the days of Nancy Friday’s interview compilations reveal that vibrating sex toys have been a popular choice since the first electric “massagers” hit the market in the early 20th century.

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Even more compelling is the evidence of the market. The brisk sales of modern toys like the Pomi Wand from Honey Play Box offer all the proof we need that steady, precise, and reliable vibration is solidly on the 21st-century list of “what women want”. The dark time when vibrating sex toys were almost universally phallic — I speak here of the cheap plastic dick-shaped battery-operated vibrators of the 1970s, marketed to men and sensitive to their insecurities — is behind us. Today, women are in command of their own pleasure, and indeed their own toyboxes, at least if they choose to be. Do they buy buzzing plastic cocks? Why, sure, sometimes they do! But very often the vibrators they buy are more modern designs with tactile materials and shapes designed to make it easy to place just the right amount of buzzy pressure in just the right place at just the right time.

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February 28th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Dildo Doggos

This very good boy jumps in the river, finds sticks, and brings them back for treats. Today he found the most excellent stick:

wet dog with a huge black dildo in his mouth

The amazing thing about this photo is that it’s from a rather long thread on Twitter where many different people show photos of their dogs playing with sex toys found in the great out-of-doors. Is there some fetish subculture that involves buying sex toys and leaving them under the hedge at the park?

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December 11th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Advice For BDSM Camgirls

Cams performers need business advice just like anybody else does. However, it’s not always easy to find people who will give you the straight dope, or even the apocryphal solid dick. I know absolutely nothing whatsoever about the camming business, but I do look at a lot of hentai porn on the internet. Therefore I feel qualified (just like your typical middle-aged man who thinks he’s an expert because he started his day at a Holiday Inn Express) to offer these dubiously-useful tips:

Tip #1: Don’t Forget To Smile

No matter what’s happening to you, you’ll be more fun to watch if it looks like you’re having fun too. Unless, of course, all your highest-tipping customers are serious sadists, in which case you may want to try screaming and crying. But generally, go with the dreamy cock-drunk smile.

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Tip #2: Ask For Help Getting Traffic

If you’re trying to break into the BDSM cams game and you’re scratching your head over the problem of getting traffic as a total unknown, it might be a good idea to ask your lover for help, especially if they have a good head for social media. However, you should pick your moment. For instance, it’s a terrible idea to ask them for help if you recently had a noisy blow-up and they are still grumpy about it:

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Tip #3: Production Values Matter

It’s very important to make sure that your lighting is good, your face is in the frame, and the camera is at a good angle to catch all your sexy action. A helpful production partner is invaluable here, especially when you are all tied up.

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Tip #4: Constantly Try New Things

If you haven’t been pegged in your ass by a mouthy dominatrix while strapped to a spanking bench, people will love watching your facial expressions while you discover for the first time what that feels like. Don’t pass up these opportunities for personal growth on camera!

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Tip #5: Strive To Be “Extra”

If your faceless sugar-daddy volunteers to pierce your tongue live on camera and then chain it to your clit ring, let him do it! Your fans and patrons will appreciate you for going the extra mile to show them a good time.

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Tip #6: Don’t Hog The Spotlight

Multi-performer shows are always popular. A lot of kink-themed camshows are just, you know, some girl and her outfits and her sex toys. Maybe some handcuffs or a gag. If you get a chance to get tied up properly and have filthy things done to you live on cam, don’t pass that up.

tied and filmed bondage sex on camera

Tip #7: Cultivate Dramatic Moments

Everybody loves drama and dynamic action. Make sure it goes out over your stream. Do whatever it takes. Zap yourself with an electric toy turned all the way up. Catch your face during that exquisitely painful moment when a whole string of clothespins get ripped off your tender bits. Share that complex moment when a deeply-buried string of anal beads come out way too quickly. Be creatively dramatic, but like, with screaming and maybe a few definitely-not-forced tears.

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Image credits, top to bottom: The smiling submissive with the heart locket on her collar is by Internet Slut Club. The helpless pillory babe giving a forced orgasm show is by Geknebelt. The lady in fuzzy handcuffs with the camera-savvy lesbian partner is by GGC. The raven-haired beauty having a rough time in the huge ball gag while she processes an enormous strap-on dildo pounding her bottom is by SleepyGimp. The manga pierced-tongue bondage camshow is by Onikubo Hirohisa in Hakudaku no Yami. The bondage camsex scene is by an unknown artist. The bent-over blonde having an anal-beads moment is by Heiyz.

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October 4th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Double Penetration The Easy Way

Does your girl have a DP fantasy? Do you? I know, I know, arranging for that second cock is a real social challenge, and then there’s the athletic positioning… it can be a whole big thing. Which makes this a great time to acknowledge, as too few do, that sex toys can be really awesome as an adjunct to partnered sex:

anal sex while her pussy is crammed full of a big plastic vibrator with the speed control set to max

Artwork is said to be ripped from the Nutaku adult game Booty Calls.

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