Sucked In Deep
Saturday, January 30th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Hentai deep throat gifs are everywhere. But do we truly ever grow weary of them? Of course not, you batch of sillies:
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Girls Sit On Him
Wednesday, December 18th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Look at him! I’m pretty sure he’s being oppressed!
I bet he’s bearing up well under all the oppression, though…
Art is by Yamashita Shun’ya.
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Magic X-Ray Nudity-Revealing Lens
Tuesday, July 23rd, 2019 -- by Bacchus
All men of a certain age remember reading the advertisement in the back of the comic books for the Magic X-Ray Specs, with that tempting line drawing promising that you, too, could see through women’s clothing. Figuring out (with or without actually sending off your two bucks plus postage and handling) that the magic spectacles were a complete scam was one of the mileposts of growing up for my generation. But as this anime artwork by Typo reveals, the dream still lives:
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She Licks Him
Friday, July 25th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
I watched this for quite awhile to see if I would get tired of watching it. I did not:
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An Unequal Workplace
Wednesday, October 23rd, 2013 -- by Bacchus
I’ve heard that gender relations in traditional Japanese workplaces are very unequal. But this is downright ridiculous:
According to my source, the artist is Nishizaki Eimu.
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So Rich He Hired A Girl To…
Saturday, September 15th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
We’ve all heard about the proverbial guy so busy and so rich he hired somebody to wipe his ass for him. In Japan, if you aren’t quite that rich, you can get manga girls printed on your toilet paper to lick it for you:
What I want to know is, does this come in versions with disgusting politicians and vapid celebrities?
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Weak In The Knees
Saturday, January 22nd, 2011 -- by Bacchus
I don’t know how much longer her legs are going to hold her up in that position:
From alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.anime.
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Messy Doujinshi Fun
Friday, November 26th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I’m notorious for interacting with anime, manga, and doujinshi here on ErosBlog by means of ruthless cropping — a detail of the artwork will strike me as attractive, but the drawn page as a whole will seem hopelessly busy or inaccessible to my middle-aged no-Japanese-language “never mastered the visual vocabulary of comic books” eye. So, the detail is what you get. Splurt:
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Squeeze It, Squeeze It, Squeeze It
Monday, November 15th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Behind the following link is an animated .gif that some of you won’t be able to stop watching:
Click here for an endless bottom squeezing!
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The Future Of Scientific Medicine
Sunday, October 3rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Not sure I’m looking forward to robotic ass doctors with lazorz:
All Up In Her Cutaway Business
Thursday, September 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
It’s a strange sub-genre of Japanese comic book art, the which I am not well enough versed in to categorize and name properly. But you see it now and again: explicit drawn porn where parts of the girl (well, usually it’s a girl) are drawn as a transparent anatomical cutaway so you can have a better view of the exaggerated sexing that’s going on:
This example via Erectus.
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Manga Blowjob
Monday, November 17th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Just what it says on the label, from Usenet:
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The Spirit of Capitalism
Sunday, October 19th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
One of the nicer perks of publishing a long-running sex blog is that sometimes I get the most amazing stuff in the mail from people who hope I’ll blog about it. This strategy has mixed results at best, because I’m terrible about actually doing product reviews. However, if the swag impresses me enough, I will sometimes write about it.
The latest “blow me away” box of goodies was a HUGE pile of dirty manga (close to thirty titles) from Icarus Publishing. (Their motto: “Keeping the ‘manga is porn’ stereotype alive”.) These turn out to be way better (for an ugly American like me) than the stuff I can download a few random pages at a time from 4chan or Usenet. Icarus Publishing puts out well-printed publications that are nicely translated and (the ones I’ve looked at, anyway) completely uncensored — no pixelations or stupid little black lines. All in all, I found shuffling through these titles to be a premium manga porn viewing experience.
Given the ongoing financial meltdown, the first title I pulled out of the box was something called “The Spirit of Capitalism.” It’s a fitting title in these trying economic times, especially since it features office workers getting fucked:
Icarus Publishing (aka Icarus Comics) has some sample pages from The Spirit of Capitalism online for your viewing pleasure, and a deep web catalog that’s well worth your time.
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The Non-Chastity Belt
Saturday, October 4th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
I don’t care if it is made from chrome-plated spring steel, you can’t rightly call this thing a chastity belt:
Lest you remain in any doubt about how this thing works, the uniquely Japanese anatomical cut-away drawing in the next panel will clear things right up for you:
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Big Peg
Thursday, September 25th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
I am not sure what this girl is saying as she smiles back over her shoulder, but out of sympathy for Mr. Asterisk, I am hoping it’s something like “Would you please pass the butter?”
Found this bit of pegging art on Usenet.
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Bend Over Anime Boyfriend
Monday, September 8th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
This happy bit of lovingly-drawn prostate stimulation is in honor of Violet Blue’s pegging post and column from last week:
From Usenet.
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Helpful And Pursuasive Friends
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008 -- by Bacchus
When an anime girl is having a hard time overcoming her reluctance to give a man a blowjob, there’s nothing like having a couple of her most persuasive friends on hand:
Seeing as how it’s a cartoon and all, I suppose we shouldn’t worry too much about why the man’s penis is a radically different color than his hands?
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Anal Manga
Thursday, February 28th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Apologies to those who find this too graphic, but there’s so much censored manga out there, it’s almost refreshing to find some so explicitly uncensored:
Via alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. anime.
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LOLgirls Caught In The Act
Friday, February 8th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
This kinky anime cartoon with LOLcats-styled caption from Spanking Blog (post and larger version here) made me laugh:
Hey, if cute animals can talk, why not cute cartoon girls?
Cartoon Milk Drilling
Thursday, February 15th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Double penetration is all well and good, but when the anal sex guy strikes milk, watch out! It’s a gusher!
I swear, that well’s gonna be good for at least thirty barrels a day….
Dating Advice For Gamers
Friday, August 11th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
From the notorious gaming blog Kill Ten Rats comes some dating advice in terms that gamers will understand:
If you are reading this, there is a good chance that you are a single, introverted, heterosexual male. As a public service, we are pleased to present some advice for gamers on Getting the Girl. You can get lots of dating advice out there, much of it conflicting, but you come to Kill Ten Rats because you know you can trust us. Also, we are tired of hearing you whine in guildchat about how you cannot get a date.
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Let’s talk equipment. You will not be wearing anything on your shoulders, nor a cape, nor a tabard. Leave the sword at home, too, no matter how cool it looks. While some people can successfully combine mix-and-match armor, you will just end up hideous and ineffective. If your closet is full of t-shirts from anime and They Might Be Giants, we have a problem. Luckily, there are many shopkeepers who can help you get equipment with the right bonuses.
If you need to read this, let us assume that you have little idea about fashion. Conveniently, shopkeepers are quite happy to sell you entire outfits at once. They even arrange them on headless mannequins around the store. Pick your level of formality and buy three. You are just starting out here, so do not trust your intuition on what goes with what; follow the template exactly until you get more experience. This is like when you tell the new guy at the raid to shut up and do what he is told; unless you can solo this raid, take the advice of the corporate shills, since they have spent thousands of hours working on this stuff.
If you are in doubt, ask a female who works at the store for a recommendation. Your future girlfriend/wife will be telling you how to dress for the rest of your life anyway, so start getting used to it now. Do not be embarrassed about asking for help; that is her job, she may be on commission, and who knows she may think it is cute that you are admitting vulnerability and asking for help. No, don’t hit on her. If necessary, write down which garments go together, especially if you want to try these slacks with that shirt.
This may cost a fair number of gold pieces. Luckily, you will not be out-leveling your IRL clothing anytime soon unless you are eating too much. This brings us to our next point: buffing.
Hair Pulling Fetish
Friday, July 21st, 2006 -- by Bacchus
Yes, yes, of course it’s fun to get a good grip on a silky handfull of head hair (or a well-tied braid, yum) and use it like a leash. Sadly, that’s not what this post is about.
No, instead we have yet another entry in the large category called “Bizarre Things The Japanese Will Draw Into Anime”. Yes, it’s cartoon armpit hair pulling time:
Pretty impressive considering that anime babes usually don’t have any body hair at all.
Picture found on alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. anime.
Anime Figurine Bukkake
Saturday, November 26th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
Omigawd, sometimes Fleshbot finds things that don’t bear much contemplation. Just for instance, hentai cum sculptures:
I’d say somebody was really bored, except… on the evidence, it would seem he wasn’t really bored at all.
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Yet Another Sort Of Tentacle Sex
Thursday, June 30th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
In a bizarre conflation of the mermaid post and the octopus sex post, here’s an image (from alt. binaries. pictures. erotica. anime) showing a young man getting friendly with an octopus woman:
It seems there are more kinds of tentacle sex under the sun, Horatio, than are dreampt of in your philosophy.
Big, Bouncy Cartoon Boobs
Monday, January 10th, 2005 -- by Bacchus
There are some things no zipper should be asked to contain. These are two of those things:
Yet another gem from Usenet.
Sailor Moon Exposed
Monday, February 23rd, 2004 -- by Bacchus
I’m not entirely up on my anime, but I think this is Sailor Moon after some unfortunate enlargement surgery:
Whoa! When did they start building the little anti-grav units into the implants? Plastic, it’s such a forgiving medium.
Cartoon Beauties
Sunday, February 1st, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Time to start February off right with a friendly Japanese CG image. I’m not one to use crude slang a lot, but I must confess that a phrase including the word “munching” inescapably interjects itself into my internal speech centers while viewing this image.
Thanks to Bondage Blog for finding the link.
Tentacle Yaoi
Friday, December 26th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
And now, back to business. The anonymous link contribution of the day: Tentacle Yaoi. And what is yaoi, you may ask? Indeed, you may:
What is yaoi? Yaoi is a woman’s genre of manga (comic books) and short stories, produced by female artists and writers for the enjoyment of female readers. It’s a fantasy form which focuses on the romantic, emotional and above all sexual relationships of guys together.
Huh? That’s right. M/M. Men in Love. Homosexuality, homoeroticism, platonic love. Whatever you want to call it. Two Guys.
So it’s gay porn for women? Nope. It’s a female fantasy of what’s sexually attractive, not a gay male one. Yaoi embodies the (surprisingly common) female notion that m/m relationships are the stuff of high romance and beauty and true love and angst and impossibly wonderful sex five times an hour. Not surprisingly, yaoi gives real gay men the giggles.
For a start, the first requirement is that all the men be better-looking than any real man can possibly be, like the heroes of Japanese cartoon series (anime). The relationships are given a highly romantic slant that appeals to a lot of women, but rarely to men. Yaoi emphasizes the emotional side of things as much as the physical, and the stories happen in a very unrealistic version of the real world. Yaoi men tend to have impossible anatomy and very unlikely psychology. Silver hair, purple eyes, and a tendency to self-mutilation as an expression of love are not uncommon.
I learn something new every day. Who knew this sex blogging business would turn out to be such a tremendous broadener of the mind?
Sheets For The Lonely Otaku
Friday, November 21st, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Some very cute sheets:
Don’t fail to notice the strategically placed box of tissues….
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Vanilla Phone Sex
Friday, November 21st, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Doxy writes about the joys of vanilla phone sex Johns:
Please, any of you guys reading this — whether you ever intend to call me or not — don’t sell yourselves short because you don’t want to anally rape aardvarks with Japanese-anime elastic penises. Phone sex, or any sex for that matter, isn’t all about what’s new and different or what’s wilder than the last. Sexuality isn’t about keeping up with the Joneses (or getting up with the Joneses for that matter).
It’s about getting hot and getting up with what you HAVE. It’s about stretching the intensity of what already gets you going. It’s about that trembling rush that shudders through you after you’ve cum in buckets and that last tremulous whimper of exhaustion. And it’s about feeling so fucking content that you whistle and head for the shower with a grin on your mug.
If phone sex is anything, it needs to be FUN first and everything else second. And if fun for you is fantasizing about cumming on a cheerleader’s perky tits or shoving jellyfish sushi tentacles up Lucy Liu’s twat, neither is better or worse than the other.
Which is all fine and good. But the real reason I quoted it was to honor and celebrate the unforgettable turn of phrase “shoving jellyfish sushi tentacles up Lucy Liu’s twat”.
Let the search engine hits commence!
The Grey Lady This Isn’t
Wednesday, October 22nd, 2003 -- by Bacchus
I’m sorry about the unrelieved text the last few days. We’re sorely in need of a dirty picture to lighten things up. How about a random anime girl in chains?
Aaah. That’s just the thing.
Are You Ticklish, Girl?
Tuesday, August 5th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Oh yes you are, or you would be if you got chained to a stone wall and given this sort of special attention:
[Cue sound of evil laughter]
Extremism In The Pursuit of Geekdom Is No Vice
Wednesday, May 28th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
This is true:
Baycon is a very costume-based convention (or “cosplay” as the young, wide-eyed screaming anime fans are calling it). This means that everyone looks like a freak. Especially people like me, who don’t dress up. We look like the weirdest freaks ever. Even the hotel staff look like fairly normal freaks by comparison, because they’re dressed up in waiter and maid’s outfits.
And some people, look like incredible, dressed-like-Lara-Croft-only-with-chains-on semi-naked babelicious freaks. Not that I stare. Or even look, or think about them, or anything ever. I only know about their existence because when these people walk into a room, all the straight boys nearby give out this universal telepathic deflatory pained sigh. It’s like the sound of a wolf-whistle, only backwards, sucked in. Ooohhhhhh.
The sigh has a meaning. All my life, it says, I have been told by my superego that dressing like a Marvel superhero will not get me laid. And, here, here and now in this temporary saturnalia, surrounded by other males who are – at best – my equals in the ugly league division table: here is my perfect woman. But the world knows that this mad girl’s flickering eyes craves just one thing. A man dressed as Galactus, Eater of Worlds. And not only have I left my Galactus costume at home. I never made it. Worse, I threw those biro drawings of me in the Galactus helmet away the moment I’d drawn them, ashamed to show them even to (say) Dave. And now I know: I’m not a virgin because I’m a geek. I’m a virgin because I have pursued geekdom with a less than pure, directed gaze. I have faltered, and now I’m just another guy at Baycon. And some other guy in front of me will be Galahad with the Holy Grail because he spent two weeks measuring out huge papier-mache clamps to fit on the side of his head. And I did nothing but stare at my Lara Croft pull-out poster, in the belief that she was not real and that I could not ever meet her.
Pursue your enthusiasms. Because if you’re doing them right, you know exactly where they end.
Bacchus once went to Baycon, many years ago. Bacchus was a virgin at the time. Bacchus made this very noise. Repeatedly. It hurts a little bit when you make it, too.
Thanks to Danny O’Brien’s Oblomovka (drat that missing Russian-English dictionary!) for the excellent advice and to Cory Doctorow at Boing Boing for finding it.
You Have Been Warned
Thursday, March 20th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
You sick puppies, here is your gross and sick hentai picture of the day. It involves the ill treatment of a winged naked female anime fairy. With a soda straw. You have been warned.
Don’t Mess With The Bear
Thursday, November 21st, 2002 -- by Bacchus
By popular demand (hey, it’s safe to assume the person who asked is popular) the thumbnails of the comment enforcement bear have been linked to the full sized version of those files. Fans of kinky anime-style illustration may hereby commence rejoicing!
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