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Tuesday, December 3rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Did you think that merely stepping on a LEG0 brick was painful? The LEG0 Buttplug may safely be presumed to take that experience to a whole other level:
As the saying goes, prepare your anus!
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Friday, September 13th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
Your Boy Joey has a weight-loss tip you may not have tried yet:
Transcript:
I was thinking about something today, and the simple fact is that I’ve lost almost 35 pounds.
One of the ways that I’ve done that is simply by wearing a butt plug for four to eight hours a day. I think my body interprets that as, like, poop. And the next thing you know, I don’t want that extra chicken parm sandwich.
There you go. It’s the actual bottom diet.
Since ErosBlog is a body-positive sex blog, you won’t find much talk of diets or body size here. But for this “diet” tip, I was willing to make an exception.
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Saturday, July 20th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
What’s more fun than a porn star who puts on a schoolgirl outfit and pretends to play with anal sex toys (a long glass dildo with lots of bloopy bumps, and a jeweled butt plug) as if it were her first time?
Not much is more fun than that, honestly. Photos are from Hazel’s Anal Experiment at Collective Corruption.
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Wednesday, August 31st, 2022 -- by Bacchus
This is the tale of a dirty blonde and a platinum blonde and a big glass buttplug. The dirty blonde can bring the ass-reaming, and she’s happy to deliver it:
But when it’s her turn for an enthusiastic butt-screwing with a big rigid ass toy, suddenly she’s not quite so keen! Luckily for we viewers, the platinum blonde is only too happy to give as good as she got:
The cheerful blonde ladies are Iona and Lisa (aka Dulsineya) from Lez Cuties.
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Friday, February 18th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
It is really easy to mess up and not understand the dimensions of a sex toy one buys online, especially when just a few millimeters can make a major difference to the experience of the toy:
Artist is illcarryyou.
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Sunday, November 7th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
The man’s notorious at fetish clubs throughout the city. Always well dressed, always with a single monomaniacal goal with every new play partner. They call him “Three-Fingers Charlie”:
The image is from Jessie Cox’s Training Review, an Upper Floor shoot from Kink Unlimited.
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Monday, October 25th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Via Spanking Blog, we learn that you never know what a woman is hiding under her short pleated schoolgirl skirts. Not until, that is, she pulls down her panties and shows you!
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Thursday, October 14th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
A tiny little bikini and a big butt plug — how is this not a classic combination?
Via Kinky Delight.
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Thursday, September 2nd, 2021 -- by Bacchus
You’ll notice in these photos that Cherry Torn’s corkscrew pig-tail anal plug is covered with lube, and her ass is covered with other sticky stuff. She’s apparently been a very busy little piggy-girl!
Photos are from Sex Slaves Get To Work at Kink Unlimited.
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Friday, August 20th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Photos of this pussy-pierced blonde princess sticking a plug up her own ass have been circulating on the amateur-porn sites for a dozen years or so, long enough that the original upload origin is lost to history. To me, this pic has the look of a woman in a long-distance relationship, making sexy selfies to send a distant lover:
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Sunday, August 15th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Jewelry is supposed to catch the eye. I believe this piece is doing its job:
Photo is from a long-lost tumblr.
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Thursday, July 29th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Is there somebody in your life who needs fluffy ears and a long fuzzy tail? Supposedly these are the Grey Wolf Tail Anal Plug And Ears set, but the verisimilitude level is not 100% dialed into wolves at the expense of other large fuzzy canines. You could manage a very passible husky sled-dog with this gear. Don’t forget a leash if you need one!
Somebody had fun writing the sales copy:
You will both be howling in pleasure when you get wild with these exciting accessories. Transform into a sexy beast for your partner with this flirtatious set of ears and a tail plug. The ultra soft and fluffy faux fur is so irresistible that your lover will not be able to keep their hands off of you. The tapered plug is smooth and narrow for an easy and comfortable insertion. The adorable headband with matching ears will complete your ensemble. Stalk your prey or crawl around like the perfect pet when you turn into a gorgeous grey wolf!
Also do not worry: if the woofie-gear is out of stock when you visit, there are plenty more kinds of furry-tailed anal plugs you could get instead.
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Wednesday, March 17th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
This photo of an ambitious woman attempting the insertion of a ridiculously huge toy blew up all over the amateur-uploads porn sites seven or eight years ago. That’s all the sourcing I have on it. The toy itself looks buttplug-shaped, but I don’t know how much that matters:
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Monday, October 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
What’s the point of going to all the trouble of putting on a buttplug pony tail if you don’t get to prance around and make the tail go “swish”?
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Sunday, July 5th, 2020 -- by Bacchus
I suppose this is one way to make sure that washing your kitchen floors doesn’t become unduly boring:
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Monday, February 20th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
An anonymous reader sent in this photo from a big-box craft supplies store. I expect these are meant to be Easter decorations, but they sure look like butt plugs, and the “DOORBUSTER” sign surely does not help alleviate that misimpression!
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Saturday, December 26th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
You might think this buttplug is fairly large, and especially long:
But I assure you, it fits.
From a recent photoshoot at Everything Butt.
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Monday, October 5th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
Some people like to wear a butt plug every day, either because they like the sensation or because it’s a task set for them in the context of their BDSM relationship. Molly has some tips for making this a pleasurable and successful practice:
A Shameless Plug
As for your motivation, Molly writes:
Wearing a plug, whether it be around the house or out and about is meant to be fun and sexy. It should be a turn on for you and your body should respond with lovely horny feelings. It should be comfortable, never painful, but not so comfortable that you do not know it is there. After all one can assume you are doing it for the stimulation. Every time you move it should it should remind you that it is there and that you have a deliciously wicked secret party taking place in your pants…
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Saturday, September 5th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
You know the bondage liveshow is going well when the used sex toys are piling up on the floor at your feet:
This surplus-to-requirements inflatable buttplug photo is from deep in the archives at Real Time Bondage, from a show recorded in 2010.
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Wednesday, November 5th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Here’s some good advice for ponygirls and for anybody else who is about to be wearing one of those pony tail or animal-tail butt plugs:
“The better you lick, the easier it’ll go in.” Indeed!
Art is by “The Veterinarian”.
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Sunday, June 9th, 2013 -- by Bacchus
One of the funnest things about looking at sex toy advertising is that it’s a literature full of joyful absurdity. Case in point: A sex ball called the Rough Rider. Remember those bouncing ball toys with handles that are for riding?
They are not unheard of for use in porn as well:
(Yes, folks, that’s the infamous Bat Pussy!)
Back to the Rough Rider. You just know you’ll look like a rough rider indeed when you’re bouncing on one of these:
Yes, my friends, if personal dignity is not on your agenda (and anyway, who really has dignity while they have a dildo up their ass?) you can use one of these to fuck yourself in the butt with extra bouncy-bouncy action!
Frankly I’m surprised that the world is not full of femdom porn where men are humiliated by being forced to bounce around the dungeon on one of these while being whipped by dominatrices. Yes, I looked (cursorily). No, I did not find any. Perhaps you’ll do better.
Pro-Tip: If your local sex ball seller is out of stock, you could always get you a robust suction-cup-attached sex toy to improve the bouncy ball you can buy at a regular toy store.
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