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She’ll Wear You Out

Thursday, September 26th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

She’s wearing black nitrile gloves and she brought a quart of lube. Honestly, dude, you better do whatever she tells you, because she can keep this up all night long and your dick cannot:

woman in a sports bra wearing black gloves is giving a handjob to a guy with a big dick and a cock ring

This has been circulating as an edging .gif for a few years but I don’t have a credit for it.

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Roped Scrotum

Tuesday, May 16th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

According to BJ’s Gay Porno-Crazed Ramblings, the balls in bondage here belong to the prolific and popular gay porn star Jason Steel, and the photo appeared in The Advocate in 1986. I don’t know whether the cinched bit of clothesline signifies any sort of specifically kinky shenanigans, or whether it’s merely an improvised sex toy, being employed in one of the ways a cock ring might be:

erect gay cock with a bit of clothesline bondage for the ball sack

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Magnetic Cock Ring

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015 -- by Bacchus

This right here is brilliance in sex toy design. If you have played around very much at all with cock rings, you’ll have learned that tighter is almost always better… once the ring is on, that is. But there’s a sharp trade-off between the tightness of a cock ring in use and the difficulty of putting it on and taking it off. The tighter it is, the more straining, fiddling, and potential abrasion of tender skin goes into the donning and doffing processes.

Enter the Ze Bowl Magnetic Cock Ring. Small magnets have become almost magically powerful these days. (If you don’t believe me, just let these powerful magnetic nipple clamps squeeze your nipples for a few seconds and you’ll sing the song of the true believer.) The apparent genius of the magnetic cock ring is that the magnetic ball is substantially thicker than the ring; when the ball snicks into place, it reduces the effective diameter of the ring, making it more snug than it was while you were putting it on:

magnetic-cock-ring

Here’s the sales copy for the Ze Bowl:

Raging hard-ons rage even harder with the Ze Bowl Magnetic Cock Ring. This ultra thick gauge stainless steel ring features a big ball detail that also doubles as its best feature: unlike most other metal cock rings that are difficult and unforgiving to put on, the Ze Bowl features a removable and magnetic ball that makes it easier to put on, even while erect.

Simply slide the ring on with the help of the open side, then carefully place the ball over the opening – powerful magnets will hold it tight in place, even through the most furious fucking.

The ample weight from the steel ball and ring claims a firm and heavy grip, holding tight for bigger, harder erections. And nothing makes a big, hard cock look more badass than some masculinely oversized stainless steel. (Additional side effects may include more intense orgasms.)

Important note when selecting your size: the diameter will become slightly smaller when the ball is in place. Size 45mm will become 41mm, and size 50mm will become 46mm.

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Penis Plugs: Now With Set Screws!

Friday, September 21st, 2012 -- by Bacchus

It’s always an eye-opener to discover (through the medium of sex toys) a whole field of sex stimulus and/or fetish play you never knew existed. Last year when my discovery of the Giant Penis Plug clued me into to the existence of a universe of rings, plugs, and probing devices designed to grab the penis and place/hold metal parts inside the urethra in various painful/pleasurable/controlling ways, my principle reaction was (metaphorically speaking) to clutch at myself and run away. I should have known (but did not immediately discover, due to aforementioned metaphorical fleeing) that whenever men buy toys for themselves that are machined out of steel, models with options, doohickeys, and adjustments quickly begin to flood the market. For instance, how is it possible not to offer something in this line that needs to be adjusted with a wrench?

Turns out, it’s not. Behold the Deep Driller With Cock Ring:

deep driller cock ring with adjustable urethral plug and probe

Here’s the sales copy; note the wrenching specs, AKA porn for the mechanically-inclined:

The Deep Driller is a stainless steel, dual action penis plug and cock ring that has an adjustable length urethral insert that prevents ejaculation, with a sturdy round cock ring to hold it in place. This hardcore piece of hardware is a very clever way to penetrate the urethra while trapping the cock in place.

A handy hex key (or Allen wrench) is included to adjust the plug length (up to 3 inches). Cock torture and chastity enthusiasts will enjoy this device immensely. It’s great for BDSM partners, slaves, Masters or Mistresses… and for solo masochists to play with themselves as well.

Dual action! Adjustable insert! I wonder if I can get that with tritium ghost ring sights and computerized injectors? {FapFapFap} Awshit, now I need a hanky.

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Weapon Of Ass Destruction

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Despite the tiredness of the titular pun, a literal exemplar has turned up in a comic called “The Black Czarina” by one Salomon Grundig. The other title I considered for this post was “The World’s Fanciest Cock Ring”, but when the talk balloon reads “My shaft is girded in armor that will prove very effective in producing pain when it enters your little ass” I figured I should go with the destruction headline:

cock ring of ass destruction

incipient anal penetration

I’m sparing you all, gentle readers, from the next panel with the splashing red ink.

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