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July 17th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Walking All Over Him

She has a cute backpack and a cruel streak. First she walks all over him, then she puts him in the dog’s kennel:

walking on his balls

walking all over him

putting him in the cage

From Glam Bitches.

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July 16th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Alternative Baptism

 
July 15th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Lesbian Bolero Straitjacket Fun

If your kinky imagination was somehow failing you in the category of visualizing why it might be fun to have a straitjacket with no impeding crotch straps and no fabric hiding the wearer’s breasts and nipples, this photo of Ashley Lane and Bella Rossi from TopGrl.com should help to jumpstart your obviously-sluggish mechanisms of visualization:

lesbian-bolero-fun

Of course that’s the justly-famous Bolero straitjacket.

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July 13th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Porn Fear-Mongering In Time Magazine, 1995

Do you remember the fear-mongering cover story about “cyberporn” that Time Magazine ran back in 1995?

time-cyberporn-cover

If you remember this lurid cover, you may also remember that the article triggered a nation-wide moral panic, leading to passage of a federal law (the so-called “Communications Decency Act”) that was so utterly unconstitutional it soon got struck down (nine-to-nothing!) by the Supreme Court.

Well, the author of that article, who now writes a blog for Fortune about Apple, has finally admitted that his article was full of shit, and that he already knew it was fairly crappy even while he was writing it:

The problem with the story, which I sensed as I was writing it but was too green, too ambitious, too scared of losing my cover slot to address, was the news hook — the “report coming out this week” that I’d pitched to the editors as a Time Magazine exclusive guaranteed to make a splash.

The report — an undergraduate research paper published in a law journal — made a splash all right, but not the kind that reflected well on me or the magazine.

It was immediately attacked from several quarters. By civil liberties groups who saw it as an assault on free speech. By academics who saw through its tissue thin methodology. By sociologists who disputed its most provocative thesis, duly reported in Time, that the market for online porn was driven by a demand for images that couldn’t be found in the average magazine rack: Pedophilia (nude photos of children), hebephilia (youths) and paraphilia–a grab bag of “deviant” material that includes images of bondage, sadomasochism, urination, defecation, and sex acts with animals.

One Time researcher assigned to my story remembers the study as “one of the more shameful, fear-mongering and unscientific efforts that we ever gave attention to.”

I miss paper magazines (some). But I don’t miss the big news weeklies, and this is a strong reminder of why I don’t.

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July 12th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Probably Not Audrey Hepburn Nude

This is all over Tumblr and Pinterest with versions of the same caption: “Audrey Hepburn getting ready for an outdoor bath while vacationing at Côte d’Azur 1956.” I want to believe, and so do you:

hepburn-nude

My problem is twofold. First of all, posing nude would have been out of character for what I know of Aubrey Hepburn. (And despite several random internet captions suggesting this was a paparazzi shot, it’s posed or I’ll eat that fine lady’s bath beads.) Second, whenever I spot essentially the same caption on a hundred different social media instances of an image, I smell a rat.

Finally, I’ve found a counter-provenance that seems more plausible. The same photo appears here in a collection of nudes (models not identified) attributed to photographer André de Dienes.

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July 11th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

How To Spot A Fake Magic Wand

What kind of soulless scum sells a fake vibrator? According to self-described pleasure advocate Sunny Megatron, such scum we have in plenty. Sunny estimates that “over 95% of the Magic Wands sold on Amazon and eBay are straight up fakes”. She’s talking about the Magic Wand Original vibrator (the one that used to be called the “Hitachi Magic Wand” before Hitachi got all sex-squeamish) and she reports that the internals of the fake knockoffs range from disappointing in the pleasure department (perhaps lacking that distinctive American-motorcycle gut-shaking rumble) all the way to downright dangerous, with reports having reached her ears of fake wands that melted, shorted out, or even caught fire.

Fortunately, Sunny’s article offers five sure-fire ways to distinguish a genuine Magic Wand from the false article. Go, read, become enlightened.

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July 10th, 2015 -- by Bacchus

Sophisticated Screwing Around

This artwork is by Starzo, and it comes from a trippy eurocomic called Count Zartog’s Depravities:

starzo blowjob - one servant sucks another while the lady of the house smokes and watches

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