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April 25th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Kitchen Chair Bondage

Usually in the porn I see, when somebody’s tied up in the kitchen, it ain’t a man. But this is Men On Edge, so it is. In fact, it’s Sebastian Keys, not that you could tell through the hood:

Sebastian Keys tied to a kitchen chair with a hood over his head and a big erection in his shorts

And unless somebody has ineffectively attempted to conceal a zucchini in his briefs, he’s not entirely unhappy about the situation, either.

(Nota Bene: The foregoing assertion is only sure to be true in sexy fantasy worlds. In the real world, it’s more complicated.)

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April 23rd, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Color-Coordinated Bandages

This photo was taken in a rural Walmart. If you look at the blonde, she’s got an injured right hand that’s been well-bandaged with that sports-bandage/veterinary-wrap elastic tape. But the fun thing is how well she’s coordinated the color of the bandage with the color of her top:

fashionable injury

I had no idea that an injury could be a fashion accessory…

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April 22nd, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Hitachi Didn’t Feel The Magic (Wand)

Hitachi Magic WandThere were tweets flying in the sexy-blogging community last week about Hitachi taking steps to distance itself from its famous Hitachi Magic Wand “personal massager” product, widely and justly famous as a very powerful (because it’s got a power cord that plugs into the wall, and a large motor) sexual vibrator. (It’s the one with the large bulbous head that you see in all the “forced orgasm” BDSM porn, like the porn I linked to here.)

But it wasn’t clear from the tweets exactly what had gone down. Did Hitachi stop making the vibrator for commercial reasons and sell off the “Magic Wand” brand and design IP? Or did they just take “Hitachi” off the package because they were skeeved by the sexual success of their “massager”? Nothing was clear.

This article by Laura Anne Stuart For Express Milwaukee goes a long way toward clarifying the situation. In The Rebirth of the Magic Wand, we learn that:

[The Magic Wand’s] inventor and manufacturer has been growing increasingly uncomfortable with the Magic Wand’s reputation as a sex toy. Hitachi, a Japanese company, also makes and many other products, and it doesn’t want its brand name to be primarily associated with orgasms. Like that famous scene from Sex and the City where Samantha pays a visit to Sharper Image, the company insists in vain, “It’s not a vibrator–it’s a neck massager!”

The Magic Wand is distributed in the United States by Vibratex… According to the Vibratex rep at ILS, Hitachi had decided to stop manufacturing the Magic Wand altogether. Vibratex, sensing the wailing, gnashing of teeth and possible rioting that would ensue if this came to pass, convinced the company to keep producing it, but remove the Hitachi name from the product. In June, the Hitachi Magic Wand will be re-launched as the Original Magic Wand, with new packaging and a slightly different design.

The rest of the article has some interesting information about the sexual history of the Hitachi Magic Wand, along with user-impressions of the minor design changes (basically: minor improvements).

As Laura Ann Stewart points out, sex-shop customers currently ask for “the Hitachi” and not the “Magic Wand” when they are shopping for a powerful vibrator. I know Hitachi is a huge industrial company, but it doesn’t have any other product brand associations for me; say “Hitachi” to me and I think “Magic Wand”. I’m fascinated by the brand management calculus under which that’s a bad thing to be rooted out, rather than a seedling to be nurtured and grown.

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April 21st, 2013 -- by Bacchus

If You’re Pretty Enough…

Dr. Faustus has a theory: if you’re pretty enough, you don’t need a space suit. And here’s another example that would seem to support his theory:

nude women greets two helmeted nude spacemen

I don’t have a solid source on this photo, but the impression I have of it based on the web company it keeps is that we’re looking at an amateur theatrical production at a nudist camp, probably as documented in a nudist magazine of the sort that used to be plentiful back when they were legal to publish in places where undisguised porn was not.

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April 20th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Protecting What’s Important

She gets golden plate armor for her boobies. He gets to keep breathing:

a space suit for him, plate armor for her (boobs only)

This is art by an uncredited illustrator for a feature section called “The Player’s Guide To Electronic Science Fiction Games” in the March 1982 issue of Electronic Games Magazine.

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April 19th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Kink Sites And Kink Unlimited Channels

During the many years I have been a fan, Kink.com has added and removed dozens of kink sites and partner channels of kinky adult entertainment. Navigating it all on the Kink homepage can be a challenge, even on a big screen. If you hit their home page in a state of wide-eyed horny confusion on a little phone? You may have a navigation problem!

For as long as I’ve had smart mobile phone, I’ve found that actually using just about any website is quite practical, even if I have to do a lot of pinching and swiping to zoom in on stuff. But navigating and searching? That’s a pain. I can thumb-type URLs and search terms, but it’s slow, and it adds friction, and it’s not as easy to scan search results en mass for the things I’m looking for. The result is, I now value portal sites in a way that reminds me of life before search engines. A short list of useful links in a mobile-friendly format (one column, no sidebars, large print) is the sort of thing I’ll actually “bookmark” and put on one of my home screens as an icon.

Thus, Kink Sites. It’s a mobile-device-friendly launchpad to every website and channel published by Kink.com:


kink sites screenshot on iphone

Want a Kink Sites icon on your active iPhone screen? Just hit that little “arrow escaping from the screen” forwarding icon that’s bottom-center, and then selecting “Add to Home Screen” from the list of options that pops up. If you’ve got the ErosBlog iPhone wallpaper already, it will look something like this:

kink sites icon on your iPhone home scrreen

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April 18th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Running Away Slowly

Dude thought it would be funny to jog on down the beach to the nudist camp to “check it out”. Apparently he offended the campers, and now they are chasing him off. His problems are (1) he’s not sure whether he dares let them catch him; and (2) he’s having so much fun looking back over his shoulder, he’s not paying attention to where he’s running, and he’ll surely trip over a piece of driftwood in 3…2…1…

running slowly away from the nudist women

From Kinky Delight.

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