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The Sex Blog Of Record
December 14th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Somebody is really looking forward to the rise of the sex robots:
Sexbots will electrocute our flesh with climaxes thrice as gigantic because they’ll be more desirable, patient, eager, and altruistic than their meat-bag competition, plus they’ll be uploaded with supreme sex-skills from millennia of erotic manuals, archives and academic experiments, and their anatomy will feature sexplosive devices. Sexbots will heighten our ecstasy until we have shrieking, frothy, bug-eyed, amnesia-inducing orgasms. They’ll offer us quadruple-tongued cunnilingus, open-throat silky fellatio, deliriously gentle kissing, transcendent nipple tweaking, g-spot massage & prostate milking dexterity, plus 2,000 varieties of coital rhythm with scented lubes – this will all be ours when the Sexbots arrive.
Ahh, grasshopper, but will they also be self-cleaning? That is the question!
Mind you, I’m being a bit snarky there. The objection is not entirely serious. As I wrote most of ten years ago:
Men have mastered cleaning tasks of a far more intricate nature, and will even voluntarily indulge when the object of their cleaning affections is, say, a much-beloved rifle. Nor is it implausible that a truly decent technology for assisted orgasm would command every bit as much gadgeteering enthusiasm as gun guys lavish on the contents of their gun safes.
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December 13th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
These ladies are playing hard, I’d say:
Panels are from Lesbación by Juan José.
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December 12th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
So you’ve probably all seen (online, anyway) the bondage device The Humbler that locks a man’s balls back behind his legs when he’s in a bent-over position, and thus tends to keep him bent over until released, while exposing his stretched scrotum for particular attention.
However it wasn’t until I saw this photo on Tumblr that I realized that it could also be used to enforce a squatting position, by locking his balls in front of his ankles.
I suspect that position is not terribly stable, and he can probably re-arrange himself a number of ways. But when the slightest motion is going to tug roughly on the already-strained family jewels, the incentive is probably to stay as docilely still as possible…
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December 11th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Sometimes you just get hot and need to sit down, right?
From a tumblr. ( backup link )
December 10th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Did you know that “mouth soaping” is a thing? An erotic thing, a fantasy punishment with fetishists who enjoy doing it, watching it, or experiencing it?
It appears to be taxonomically close to the spanking fetish (Spanking Blog has a bunch of mouthsoaping posts) and perhaps shares a common genesis in real-life punishments witnessed, experienced, threatened, or overheard at a young age. Sometimes I wonder how many fetishes are like that; if there’s good science on it, I haven’t seen it. But the meme, at least, was out there when I was growing up — “I’ll wash that dirty mouth out with soap!” was something I heard grownups say, though I always considered it an empty threat.
Images are from a California Star fetish video.
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December 9th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
I wouldn’t have thought naked twister could be improved upon, but that was before I heard of messy twister.
I guess you could theoretically play messy twister with clothes on. Sure, you could. Hell, people swim with clothes on all the time. But it wouldn’t, I think, be the pinnacle of the sport.
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December 8th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
So I saw something this Christmas season that totally made me go “Ho ho ho!” The Glass Candy Cane is a gorgeous stocking stuffer that could totally stuff other stuff too if you get my drift and I know you do:
Even thought it’s a large (12 inches overall length) Pyrex-glass insertable sex toy, it still manages to look (almost) totally innocent — and very festive! — sitting right there in the Christmas stocking for the world to see. That’s a bonus and a half. The sales copy reads:
The slippery smooth, long end of the shaft provides 6.5 inches of delicious Pyrex pleasure, while the curved end can be used to target more hard-to-reach places. Made of waterproof, hypoallergenic, odor and phthalate-free Pyrex glass that wonderfully retains and transmits heat and cold, this firm, hefty stick is sure to bring gasps of delight — on Christmas morning or any morning.
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