Clarisse Thorn has a new post about cheating, and her reactions to it. Worth your time, but made even better by the series of Post Secret postcards she uses to illustrate it. I liked Ms. Innocent Freak and her mad ransom-note collage skills:

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Sex therapists everywhere wish people weren’t quite so hazy on the distinction between sex therapists and sex surrogates. Herewith, the difference:

What Are Sexual Surrogate Partners?

It’s short, it’s clarifying, it’s worth reading if you aren’t already so wise and well-informed that you’re scoffing at the question. If you’re a journalist trying to write about that movie without looking like a dumbass, consider it mandatory reading.

The thing I like about this femdom shoot is that Skin Diamond manages to slap and cane and generally dominate Sebastian Keys without ever once pulling out that tired old “femdom sneer”. Instead, she maintains a visage of gentle determination. In his place, I’d find that a lot more alarming:

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Unscathed Corpse is a blog that I’ve long admired (and linked to in my sidebar) that seems to operate similarly to ErosBlog but with a very different style and focus. Since their items are usually short and visual, it’s a hard blog to reference unless I want to completely copy a post, which I generally don’t. But here are three fun things from there that recently caught my eye:

• Out Of Context Animation
• Numero magazine airbrushes out Karlie Kloss’s ribs
• She likes Hair Pulling

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I confess that I’m a bit at sea when it comes to understanding precisely why a bit of harmless topless fun with a box of wine and girl-kissing should be a stock trope used to justify extreme punishment in the scripts for spanking movies. Nonetheless, that’s the way of the spanking-porn world, and we get to enjoy moderately-debauched all-girl orgies as a consequence of it. Fair warning: don’t click any links if you are squicked by severe caning welts or are still wobbly (after all these years!) on the concept that porn models can have agency:

I cannot stop laughing this reaction shot of the outraged headmaster:

Why isn’t this ugly outraged mug a photoshopped internet meme by now?

And then it’s all outraged sputtering and “Bring out the vaulting horse, girls, now me and my cane are going to have an authoritarian party and you dirty little sluts are not going to enjoy it!”

IMO, instead of going all Singapore on their asses, the dude would have been better off just kicking back and watching the show unfold on the security cameras. But maybe that’s just me.

Pictures are from the promotional stills gallery for Wild Party Three, as seen at Lupus Spanking.

Update: Apparently Lupus is now defunct, so I’ve removed those links. Spanking Blog has the slightly complicated explainer.

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Here’s famous fetish artist John Willie, drawing about a bunch of gender barriers so ancient that many who who see this here may be too young to know that some of them ever existed. But his ultimate suggestion? That, I suggest, remains pertinent:

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Don’t worry, I’m not going all Hubbard on your ass. But you know how it is, lab coats and padded cells:

“Dr. Lee, how long has the patient been in restrictive punitive sensory deprivation?”

“Six hours, Dr. Madeline.”

“Very good. I think it’s time to move on to the aversive sensory over-stimulation phase of her treatment. Help me glove up, please…”

From Whipped Ass.

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