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August 19th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

10 Years Of Sex Blogging: Best Of ErosBlog 2005

It’s been three months since the last “Best of ErosBlog” installment. That was 2004; previously we saw 2003 and 2002. At this rate I might get one or two more done before the genuine 10 year anniversary in October.

2005 went down like this:

  • We encountered sexual multitasking of a particularly impressive kind, in the form of a gentlemen who could simultaneously bone his woman and peel his figging ginger: Peeling Root Vegetables During Sex
  • Pac Man’s endless ghost chase got re-imagined as a rough sort of seduction: Pac Man On Viagra
  • I reluctantly had to abandon my status as the last man in America who thought Halle Berry’s Catwoman movie wasn’t so bad: Halle Berry, Screw You Too
  • We found an anecdote about the time Catherine McKinnon picked the wrong audience to talk to about the alleged horrors of deep throating: Putting Catherine McKinnon in Her Place
  • The vocabulary of privilege was not so mainstream back in 2005, or I would have termed this an example of unselfconscious female privilege: The World Is Different For Men And Women
  • I’m going to slide this in here just because it’s the first time (only time?) I ever had occasion to mention my sister on ErosBlog. Also, nice mental image of Penelope Cruz, duct tape: Marriage: The Shit Changes
  • This might still be my all-time favorite vintage oral sex picture: Oral Sex For The Happy Woman
  • I got to thinking just a little bit too hard about the making of a visually-arresting bondage photo: Astonishing Bondage Photo
  • Making light of alternative-religion sexual practices is generally not something I’d put in my “Best of” category; I do the “ha ha loonies” sometimes, but I’m not sure it’s ever as funny as it seems at the time. Nonetheless, I stand behind this post title as worthy: The Holy Handkerchief of Cum-Saving
  • It is always dangerous to let other people caption your art: Here Comes Johnny With His Pecker In His Hand
  • Was it really only seven years ago that Dan Savage had to lay down the law about oral sex? Sometimes I forget just how fast this culture is moving! Oral Sex Is Standard Equipment
  • Sometimes just finding a thing is the sex blogging victory. Example: this account of anal sex with a coughing wife: Whooping Cough Sex
  • Speaking of how fast the culture has moved: it was also just seven years ago that a website by an American porn producer that mixed actual bondage and actual sex was a surprising, nearly-unprecedented thing: Sex And Submission
  • A rare childhood reminiscence from me, in which I recollect having to explain dildos to a grown-up: “What’s A Dildo?”
  • Of all the things I’ve written on ErosBlog over the years, this disquisition on the ethics of being a porn consumer is perhaps my second-favorite: Evil Porn Werewolf Enslavers Debunked
  • I argued against the wearing of clothes in bed. It got a LOT of comments: Lame Reasons For Wearing Clothes In Bed
  • A very vivid image: Four Lips, Two Cherries
  • The dirtiest picture I’ve ever published on ErosBlog, I think: Dirty Picture
  • The comment thread on this post was where I first found out just how many people are scared of the idea of female ejaculation and would like to pretend it’s not a thing: Diary of A Squirter
  • A post about why so many internet comments about erotic photography are body-negative and body-critical: Crapping All Over Beauty

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August 17th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Three Busty Burglars

“Drop the lingerie and come out with your hands up!”

Police work isn’t usually this much fun, but apparently it has its moments:

three big-busted topless burglars with their hands up

From Busty.pl.

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August 15th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Naked Hitchhiking: It Never Fails

You’d be hard pressed (er…) to drive on by, too:

naked hitch hiking never fails

The nude hitcher is Leila Smith from ALS Angels.

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August 14th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Woman Getting An Anal Tattoo: “It Feels So Good!”

Sadly it’s been lightly censored, but this video of a woman getting an anal tattoo at a tattoo expo should still impress:

Pay no mind to the craptastic reaction shots accumulated by the news camera team. The woman herself is loud, proud, and fearless. Possibly also foolish? And maybe a little drunk? Not for me to say. But she’s grabbing life with both hands, that’s for sure!

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August 13th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Sucking Practice

To do a thing right, you have to practice:

dildo sucking

Via Usenet, back in the day.

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August 12th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

No Ma’am: A Field Sighting

So yesterday I was in a crowded public place in darkest Red-State America when I saw a rural gentleman wearing a tee-shirt that said “NO MA’AM” on the front. The capital letters made me suspect an acronym, so I casually moved to observe the fellow from the back. Sure enough, on the back of the shirt was this legend:

National
Organization of
Men
A
gainst
Amazonian
Masterhood

I figured it had to be a joke shirt, since I wasn’t in the sort of place where one might expect to find a nutbar crew of men’s rights activists. Sure enough, Google confirmed an origin in pop culture that I somehow (gosh, how?) managed to miss. It’s from the old Married With Children TV show:

In season 8, Bundy and his friends found NO MA’AM, the “National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood”. Its “political goals” are to fight the increasing power of women all over society, but the organization tends to just be a social club for several neighborhood men to bond: consume beer, indulge in pornography, bowl, visit strip clubs, watch sports, etc. However, there have been instances of actual “political activities” such as kidnapping Jerry Springer; countering a breast-feeding sit-in organized by Marcy with a Beer Belly dance-off; causing a riot over a proposed beer tax; going to Washington to appeal to Congress when Psycho Dad is canceled; and even forming a short lived misogynistic religion, whose chief theology is blaming all the world’s problems on Eve, making it more of a sect than a proper religion.”

After the encounter, I was left wondering if the guy wearing the shirt has any notion that there are in this world men who so actively yearn for “Amazonian masterhood” that they will pay big bucks to experience it, in 50-minute sessions…

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August 11th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

PUA Of 1947

This paragraph (from a 1947 letter from Neal Cassady to Jack Kerouac) reads a lot like that blather that modern pickup artists use when they are bragging or trying to sell a seminar video:

Without the slightest preliminaries of objective remarks (what’s your name? where are you going? etc.) I plunged into a completely knowing, completely subjective, personal & so to speak “penetrating her core” way of speech; to be shorter (since I’m getting unable to write) by 2 AM I had her swearing eternal love, complete subjectivity to me & immediate satisfaction. I, anticipating even more pleasure, wouldn’t allow her to blow me on the bus, instead we played, as they say, with each other.

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