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December 20th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Not Porn? Ha!

Nigella Lawson covered in caramel

That’s foodie-person Nigella Lawson covered in caramel there. She says it’s not an erotic image. Rachel Kramer Bussel politely explains why she’s fulla shit.

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December 19th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Beast Of Burden

He looks a little bit oppressed by the load, but all in all, I think he’s bearing up well:

two naked woman riding horsey on one nude but very buff man

From alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.vintage.

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December 19th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

‘Ware Robots With Scalpels

robot with a knife

Detail from this cover.

 
December 18th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

The Sex Bicycle

Finally, exercise made fun!

(And since that’s a tumblr link, here’s a backup link for ya.)

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December 16th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Shiny Stuff On Your Ceiling

I’m really too young to have experienced the High Cheese era of mirrored bedroom ceilings, although I did (just once) have the dubious pleasure of encountering one. It was at an aging and astonishingly out-of-the-way resort property where the Nymph and I booked the “King Room” in order to enjoy the en suite jacuzzi, and we found the place (though very comfortable) not to have been renovated since the days of disco.

This does not diminish my amusement at the “travels and stores in a mailing tube” version:

mirrored bedroom ceiling from Fredericks of Hollywood

I suspect James Lileks is correct to suggest that only hashish could make that bearable!

The key words: “Mirror-like,” which means not a mirror at all, and “travels in a mailing tube.” So you can bring it along on your first date. This was the 70s, after all: you’d meet someone at the fern bar, go home, get the funky portable mirror out of the back of your van, put it up with double-sided tape, love the one you’re with, and let her check your back for problem moles. Bonus fun points if you were both completely pounded on Moroccan hashish, looking up, and the thing detached and floated down.

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December 14th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

May An Ultra-Feminist Enjoy Sucking Dick?

This amusing panel is … and I find irony in the titling — from a comic called Co-Eds Ultra:

feminist blowjob

Speech bubble says “Gloria, what are you doing? I thought you didn’t like cock! I thought you were an ultra-feminist!”

 
December 13th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Hope Nothing Catches Fire

Tweet of the day, in re: the Hitachi Magic Wand and its uses:

From now on, using my hitachi shall be dubbed “roasting my marshmallow”.

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