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March 20th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

A Prettier Melusine

Remember the melusine? You know, the sexable split-tailed mermaid that’s in the Starbucks logo?

Well, here’s a prettier color image of her:

mermaid with two tails and a pussy

Via The Owl Hooteth.

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March 20th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

After Her Bath, Taking A Powder

You got to love it when a woman wraps up this tightly in towels, but leaves some of her better features on display:

big freshly-washed boobs

Via Titty Blog.

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March 17th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

A Deeper Examination

I think she’s about to be examined quite deeply indeed:

I\'m feeling a little better now, Doctor. But maybe you still need to examine me a little ... deeper?

This is a panel from a short Bill Ward comic strip called Close Examination.

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March 16th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

His Etchings: The “Fingers” Collection

Some seduction techniques never get old, but that doesn’t mean they aren’t creepy when badly executed:

Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different ‘fingering positions’. Dear JESUS.

Via Texts From Last Night.

 
March 15th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Because Lizard Men Need Blowjobs Too

They DO

two lizard men getting blowjobs

Via Erectus.

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March 13th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Some Nipple Pinches

Why pinch one nipple when you can be pinching two?

cute naked girl getting both nipples pinched by a uniformed man

An unexpected found gem from a random whipping porn site called Her First Punishment. (2015 update: It has closed; Spanking Blog has a bit of info.)

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March 11th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Sex “Journalism” Bingo

Is there a bingo card we can pull out and play along with, when reading bad mainstream sex journalism? If not, somebody needs to make one. And my first suggested square would be “journalist marvels that people at sexual event look normal / don’t seem all skeevy and perverted”.

I was reminded (not for the first time!) of the need for such a bingo card while reading this article in Salon by an author who attended (with enormous disdain) an Ultimate Surrender naked girl-wrestling performance. (Thanks to Bondage Blog for including the link in today’s bondage links roundup.) The piece includes this magnificent exemplar of the “Gosh, I expected perverts!” genre:

“Not to sound like a prude but: These are clean, attractive, normal-looking people!”

Well, duh! What did you expect, stinky unwashed men in raincoats and clutching bottles of Boones Farm Watermelon Malt Liquor Product?

Sadly the rest of the article was not any better. It’s a limp word salad of discomfort, confusion, and utter lack of recognition that the event — not to the author’s taste — might be fetish gold for its intended audience. Shorter Salon author: “I went to this sex wresting thing, almost by accident, and it was totally weird and it made me uncomfortable.” Even one paragraph of contextual reporting might have helped rescue the article; some words from an enthusiastic fan, a sentence talking about how the Ultimate Surrender fights are marketed as softcore pay-per-view events on satellite TV, something! But no, it’s just “Ugh, what is this? I don’t even…”

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